Let’s give a good ISAC welcome please to former Labour MP – another of those with a Fancy Nancy speaking voice, who has this morning decided that schools in his fiefdom ought not to be re-opened due to Covid 19. Of course all these failed Labour politicians enjoy putting the boot in at any suggestion the government makes, but fair do’s Stephen (who likes to be known as Steve as a contraction of the forename gives the illusion of popularity), has obviously thought long and hard about this – or at least in the 16/17 hours before he made his pronouncement on the BBC – yesterday he was engaged in far more importanrt work:

https://www.itv.com/news/granada/2020-06-05/metro-mayors-to-become-djs-for-a-night-to-decide-which-of-their-areas-has-the-better-music/

Why are these vapid cunts paid so much money for doing fuck all? Metropolitan Mayors and PCCs are almost always failed washed up back bench MPs who got kicked out of their constituency, or seeing the writing on the wall, resigned before they were told to fuck off by their constituents.

Nominated by W. C. Boggs

Harjit Singh Bariana is a cunt, isn’t he.

An owner of a chip shop and pizza takeaway in Sunderland has been imprisoned for six modern slavery offences. This swarthy rat “targeted white men who were left homeless due to alcoholism and drug addiction.” His victims were five British men and one Dooshka who were forced to live in “horrendous conditions” and work 13-hour days, including cleaning sewage pipes by hand. When he wasn’t beating them, he plied them with booze and leftovers whilst taking their benefit money.

“No one chains a slave without chaining himself” said the horribly ungrateful Mahatma Gandhi. In a way, the treacherous, little cunt was correct, as Bariana was jailed for eight and a half years, though will probably be out in four.

If it’d been a cracker enslaving darkíes and a Dooshka, MSM would’ve been on this more quickly than the Flabbotadaurus on a Nando’s waste bin, yet it’s been largely ignored. It seems ‘people of colour’ enslaving Whitey just doesn’t exist.

Psh.

Nominated by Captain Magnanimous

I nominate Tik Tok, the new platform for complete cunts.

Anybody seen this crap?

They are all there. All the talentless, tattooed twats who dance around in their house or garden miming to hip-hop “songs” or doing duets of ‘you’re the one that I want’ with other fuckwits.

You don’t need to be able to sing or play an instrument or make up a funny story.

No, you just move about in your chav clothes, poking your fat tongue out, pulling stupid expressions and adding ‘special effects’ in a pathetic attempt to make the whole yawningly boring episode seem interesting.

Fucking show-off cunts.

Nominated by Lord Helpuss

Right, I have to nominate Tiktok adverts. More specifically, that one with the really annoying dark key called Shem and his mother. I swear, every third YouTube video I see has this advert either beforehand or as a midroll. I won’t share it here so as to spare the piss of my fellow cunters from completely evaporating, but it is so ear-splittingly awful that it makes me want to put my phone through the fucking wall.

Everything about it – from the mock Jamaican accents to the faux-childlike voices – enrages me like no other advert, including the ones featuring those bastard meerkats, possibly can. Fuck you Tiktok – selling your users’ data to the Chink government is bad enough but this advert is a new low

Nominated by General Tso’s Chiggun

Marcus Rashford.
Who? I hear me say. Apparently some 20 year old Dark Key footballerist who makes millions of quid by kicking around an inflated sheep’s bladder. However, he’s really really disappointed that HM government have decided not to throw more cash at the feckless underclass in order that they may feed their ill begotten offspring and is being lauded as some kind of hero by the usual suspects, in the same way that that jug eared, shat himself, crisp vendor opined over the same issue.

So, after 20 odd years on this planet he is clearly more knowledgable on economics, politics, the meaning of life etc than the sum total of Human knowledge hitherto known. If you’re that concerned then why don’t you and jug ears throw buckets load of the cash that you’ve acquired under false pretences and nip down to Tesco and alleviate the problem single handedly?

I may even be impressed. In the mean time fuck off back to your rubber tyre and start training for whatever it is you do. BLM? Not this one. Fuck the fuck off.
Cunt.

Nominated by: Kunte Kunty