Totally arsed orf by the bum tonguing the old pin headed frog (whenever he took his titfer orf everyone was astonished at how small his head was) is getting now Macron is over here to celebrate the “famous” wartime broadcast from London.

Indomitable Bravery, Fortitude in the Face Orf, Rallying Cry to Free Europe, Changed the Face Orf The War and other Pro Frog Platitudes oozing oit orf the Sluggy Orifices orf The Media. Churchill saved the Fucking Frogs skin by getting him whisked over to England and tucked up in a nice safe billet in London from where he could lead the Free French. Naturally Mon General was pissed orf because the Perfidious Anglais had kiboshed his Moment orf Glory, his Fight to the Last against the Remorseless Nazi Hordes. At least he was able to demonstrate the legendary frog Military Stratagem, Turn Your Arse To The Enemy and Run (used it meself a few times).
Cease fire orn cliches? Righto.

Point is Yours Truly was aroinde at the time and mixed in certain circles. De Gaulle was a universally hated arrogant frog cunt but for some reason, perhaps a mistaken sense orf comradeship (they were both WW1 veterans) Churchill thought that they were the best orf amis. Even to the point orf transferring military materials and food from the UK war effort to the frogs. The more Churchill helped him the more De G resented him. Came the end orf the war De G threw major froggy wobblies until he was allowed to lead the conquering frog contingent through Paris. He was orn the lips orf every true froggy “Baisse qui est ce grand con avec le gros nez” (Fuck who is that tall cunt with the big hooter?)

Another key stage in the story revolves aroinde the nukes. All very hush hush ect ect but the technology for nuclear bombs and power generation was pioneered pre-war by the boffins in Oxbridge. It was then transferred to America to stop it falling into Nazi hands. Our boffins went over to America (Los Alamos) to continue their work. Came the end orf the war and the new Ruskie threat UK and America were freely interchanging nuclear technology and building and testing bombs. De G wanted his own toys to play with and very properly the yanks explained to him that it was UK technology so they owed us and invited him to fuck orf. Unfortunately Churchill felt sorry for the whinging cunt and presented him free, gratis and for nothing all the UK nuke tech to build power plants, hence the vast frog nuclear power industry that now owns most orf the UK.

A little aperitif. To cheer up his little froggy mucker, Churchill shares with him his idea of setting up a zone within europe that links together all the former combatant countries through a trade and security alliance. Sounds familiar. De G poo poos the idea and Churchill, a little hurt, drops it as the growing threat orf commie capers intervenes. About a year later De G is actively promoting the idea as his aroinde europe. It is a goer but to their credit, only Holland and Sweden want to include poor old Blighty and the frogs are actively against us so it goes ahead without the UK. Thus began the Common Market/EEC.

It is unlikely, dear reader, that you will find this information on the internet any more and certainly not on any EU sanitized website. It exists only in old books by old cunts who were aroinde and involved at the time and in the tattered synapses orf old cunts like Yours Truly who never forget.

Nominated by Sir Limply Stoke

A Yo Ho Ho ! of a cunting for the Border Force / Coastguard / RNLI water taxi service. With a side cunting for the French authorities, who they are in cahoots with.
You know the score, Cunters. Bunch of mainly peaceful cunts get to France, obtain a boat, by whatever means, then set out on the jolly old briny for Dearest Blighty. Cuntish, French maritime forces escort them half way across, where they are ‘ rescued ‘ by our stunningly efficient aquatic ring and ride service.
Aforementioned foreign cunts are then transported to the land of milk and honey, where they will show their gratitude by murdering, raping, thieving and scrounging.
Today is the 6th June, a memorable day, the question is.
Was it all worth it ?

Nominated by Jack The Cunter

I mean its a fairly obvious cunting really isn’t it?
These utter cunt SJW’s on so soshul meeja telling everyone how ashamed they are of being white. Utter, utter cunts.
They make me ashamed of being white.
Cunts.

Nominated by: Kunte Kunty

Idiots in our land of idiocracy are queuing for miles to get their fat fingers on McDonalds junk food and queuing for hours to buy overpriced junk flat pack furniture from Ikea.

Yesterday I read that motorists in a queue for McDonalds wouldn’t get out of the way for an ambulance on an emergency call in case they lost their place in the queue. Just staggering.

Back onto Ikea.. the furniture is shit. Nobody over 30 should own it. Antique furniture is the way forward, well made, environmentally friendly, far cheaper than new and doesn’t fall apart. You can also flog it for more than you bought it for if you’ve bought wisely at auction. Ikea shit ends up on Schpock for a fraction of the cost of buying it.

Idiots in my county are also causing tail backs queuing for coffee. Have these morons never heard of a French Press?

Nominated by Cuntologist

To my eye it is a fine statue. A thoughtful study of well…thoughtfulness. He seems to be pondering. Not quite ‘The Thinker’ but certainly noble looking. Yes noble even if he was a slave trader. You see a statue is an idealized version of the subject. That’s what he will have asked for. Or should be an idealized version. I actually prefer it to the Churchill statue.

History. When does ‘history’ start? We say facetiously when a relationship ends he or she ‘is history now’. So that is the morning after the night before. We talk of ‘contemporary history’ but it’s not really REAL history is it? The Second World War is history but its not ‘deep in history’ because (stating the obvious) it’s not such a long time ago but CRUCIALLY ,(to my argument) there are people still living from that time.
The French Revolution IS history. My point-it must have been terrible for the poor aristocrats climbing the scaffold to be topped but we DONT REALLY SHED A TEAR for them now do we? Why? Because it’s history. They’re people from history. (Whereas people do still shed a tear for people in the 2nd World War). We might be interested in Robespierre but don’t shed a tear for him.

Slavery is history. We don’t really care, or ‘have a relationship’ with the slaves that were brought over from Africa. We lament what happened but we put it in the box of ‘that’s history’. The toppling of the Colston statue is about politics today. Most of those taking part were white. It’s an attack on Britishness essentially. They didn’t care (no-one could) about the black slaves because they’re long dead in history. They don’t really care about black people now in my opinion what they care about is destroying what they think it is to be British.

Returning to nobility. I fully expect a statue of a black slave enchained to be put where the Colston statue was. But it won’t be appropriate for an English city. It’s not that kind of nobility that a public statue requires. It needs to be restrained, have decorum. Yes like the Colston statue.

If there is to be a statue of a black man let it be Frank Bruno. He was always described as ‘statuesque’.

Nominated by: Miles Plastic

News just in that a Statue of Cecil Rhodes is to be taken down.

Wondering whether there are any statues of black people being taken down or whether it’s just whitey that needs to be trodden into the ground. Watched some cunt on TV yesterday saying that Africa was a peaceful place before whitey came and everyone lived in harmony with their neighbors and had plenty to eat.

This is bollocks. Africa was a shithole rife with tribal warfare but that doesn’t fit the BLM narrative. All lives matter – not just black ones – and rewriting history doesn’t mean it never happened.

Orwell’s Ministry of Truth has well and truly arrived…

Nominated by Dioclese