Kevin Maguire

Unbelievably this leftist looney hasn’t been cunted in a while. Along with the other cunt Owen I think they should both be cunted on a daily basis.

Anyway the cunt Maguire last week on Sky News Press Preview strategically placed a coffee mug behind himself on the mantelpiece which stated “I STILL HATE THATCHER”. It wasn’t there the week before and I doubt his scruffy house with 1960s decor has been cleaned in the preceding week.

Just noticed my esteemed colleagues @toryboypierce and @Kevin_Maguire are having a Thatcher-off on #SkyPapers tonight. Excellent use of backgrounds ?. pic.twitter.com/3dHXj1vX4f

— Tom Newton Dunn (@tnewtondunn) April 22, 2020

This vile man can’t even let his hatred go after the death of Thatcher from a stroke and her suffering with dementia. May be he just likes to abuse women that cant defend themselves. His IQ squeezing into double digits (above average for a leftist) would have been no match for Thatcher in her prime.

He is like them crazy lefties in the Spanish Civil war that dug up the dead nuns and put them on display. If he did that he would have to be careful though not to confuse Maggies corpse for his wife.

Ah well got that cunt off my chest can now enjoy a nice cup of tea in my cunting Nelson Mandella mug.

Nominated by JustAnotherScouseCunt

holiday Cottage Cunts

I’ve just read this fucking story…..https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8260397/Holiday-home-owners-claimed-50m-taxpayers-cash-intended-help-small-firms-Cornwall.html

So holiday cottage owners who often register their cottages as businesses (but never actually let them out) to avoid paying Council Tax are now claiming 10 grand a piece from the fund meant to help small businesses….utter Cunts.

These Cunts already ruin areas by pricing locals out resulting in schools,pubs etc. being closed due to falling numbers,contribute nothing to the local economy due to the fact that they are only in residence for a couple of weeks of the year, tend to be Townie arseholes who think that owning some former farm labourer’s cottage gives them the right to tramp across any adjoining land they see fit ( the Cunts sharp learn the error of their ways with me)…..the greedy Cunts are now claiming tax-payers money too.

It’s an utter disgrace.

Hope the Cunts put some of their ill-gotten gains to one side to pay for the repairs that their cottage may need after they next visit to discover that their front door has been mysteriously kicked off it’s hinges and several ewes have decided to use it as a lambing shed for a few weeks.

Fuck them.

Nominated by Dick de Pfeffel Foxchaser-Fiddler

I need to get this off my chest before my piss boils over.

My neighbour and her daughter are stupid stupid stupid cunts. I’ve reported the daughter before for repeatedly breaking lockdown and the police were going to have a work (like fuck they did!). The silly bitch has just rolled up outside my house in her motor, fucked about with her phone for the obligatory ten minutes, then leapt out Costa cup in hand, unloaded a rucksack and overnight bag from the boot and merrily trotted off home. FOUR FUCKING NIGHTS she’s been gone!! Ive just had two holidays cancelled and am not allowed to go to the cottage I have on the coast, but this bitch can ignore all that do just what she fucking well likes.

Now, she might be a stupid fucking airheaded snowflake millenial cunt, but what the fuck is it with her parents allowing her to do this??

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What the fuck is it with these people…..?????

Nominated by Dioclese

My neighbours.

It’s bad enough that I’m working from home (at least I’m working, unlike many) but, as a teacher, I’m happy that children have somewhere to go during the day where they can waste my time while I get paid.

However, with the lockdown, my neighbours’ two kids are driving me up the wall. The previous tenants (I live in a flat in Leicester which I own) were a lovely French couple who collected my parcels when I wasn’t in and said hello when I passed them in the corridor.

This lot (I’m assuming a couple with two littl’uns plus a pet elephant – I’ll explain later) I have never seen since before Xmas apart from when I knocked on their door at the start of lockdown to say, if they need anything, to give me a shout. At that time, I met the father and the two kids (before the door was opened, I heard one of the kids say, in Hindi, there’s someone speaking English at the door – now you know what hue of dark I am, if you didn’t before).

Why am I so upset, you may ask. Well, it’s just happened again. I only have one adjoining wall with the cunts but it’s next to my living room and their must be a hallway on their side. The kids are bouncing around all fucking day long, rolling balls (I’m a Physics teacher, I fahkin’ know) and then there’s the elephant. There’s someone in that flat who stomps about (abaaaht) like a fucking burger-eating mother fucker. It can’t be one of the kids (I’ve seen them, primary school at best) so it must be a fucking fat relative – the fifth Joe Daki who DOES eat beef.

Nominated by Dark Key Cunt

I would like to nominate the ginger, blue-skinned, semi-literate, floppy-titted, impeded of speech “Deputy Labour Dawg” Angela Rayner.

Apart from knowing only too well how to open her legs for cock and push babies out, I am yet to be convinced Angela Rayner has an aptitude for any other vocations in life.

This utter fucking bollocks dribbled out of her mouth today on Twatter:

“The NHS has done tremendously but the government didn’t lockdown early enough, didn’t provide the PPE &amp; didn’t test &amp; trace. This cost us lives as we have one of the worst death rates worldwide. It’s vital our gov’t doesn’t make anymore mistakes &amp; is transparent with the public.”

…says Angela, who would have undoubtedly taken swift and decisive lockdown action in the infancy of the breakout and used her excpetional intelligence to tell the medical world that they had got it all wrong. There are many too quick to criticise the government with the benefit of hindsight, however Tory or Labour or LibDump – it doesn’t matter. Each would have taken advice from the same health professionals in the handling of the pandemic.

Had Labour been at the helm during the outbreak, would the fragrant Angela found the extra PPE necessary to protect front line staff? The dozy old bat couldn’t even find a rubber johnny or contraceptive pill when the heat was on her so I suspect the challenge of finding this PPE would have somewhat stretched her versatility skills.

My main reasoning for the cunting was Angela Rayner seeking to make political capital by criticising the government’s handling of the pandemic. She should go back to popping out sprogs or oiling her massive norks up on Xhamster or Pornhub. At least this would give some of us some much needed light(?) relief during lockdown.

Fuck off Whingela.

Nominated by Paul Maskinback

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“…yeah, leave it here. The bastard can come and get it…”

Good day fellow cunters! I’d like to put out a stop the World I want to get off, laziness blamed on Covid 19 cunting on Currys PC World! Covid 19 has become a scapegoat, nay, a get out clause for substandard customer service (does this even exist anymore??) and bone idleness in consumer affairs. I ordered a overpriced washing machine from these shyster bastards in good faith, paid over the odds for installation, delivery and removal of the knackered one; just a shame they couldn’t agree to take the wife too.

So, I commute to the other side of the UK for work, leaving the missus fully au fait with imminent delivery of white (shite) goods, time, date, itinerary from Currys emails. Nowhere in these messages, delivery instructions or e-receipts does it mention Covid restrictions or virus related limitations.

Come the delivery two clinically obese, chain smoking adverts poster men for euthanasia tip up. They bang on the front door then tell the wife they CAN’T enter our house, unpackage or install the washer and we can forget them taking the old machine away. Why? Erm, Covid… Utter cunts. To ice the turd the morons then unceremoniously wheeled the washing machine in, to our fucking hallway, INSIDE the house! They just dumped it, walked out and fucked off.

I was apoplectic with rage 150 miles away when I learned about this fuckwittery! Hypocrites. Two delivery men? What about ‘anti’ social distancing?? They simply couldn’t be arsed and scapegoated Chinky flu. The cheeky shits even ticked off online that they’d completed the entire order and services. Superheats my piss. Don’t get my started on their customer complaint line: No-one home. Covid 19 motherfuckers: ‘We have your money now piss off!’

Nominated by BastardsTheLotOfEm