An ‘I’ve Got Shit In My Eye And Can’t See The Wood For The Trees’ cunting for Jon Lansman, if you please, specifically for this piece:
https://labourlist.org/2020/05/jon-lansman-why-ive-decided-not-to-contest-the-momentum-elections/

Whilst we can happily say Labour fucked itself up the arse by lick-spittling Magic Grandpa’s ego and making him think he was the answer to everything, we have to remember that a credible opposition is vital to maintain checks and balances in parliament. To fail in that respect leads to extremists and dictatorships.

In reading this piece, it’s clear to me that Lansman thinks the lurch to the left with Momentum was a good thing and needs to be maintained and built on. Fuck me, what a deluded cunt! I mean, doesn’t being bent over and truly having the arse torn out of you by the electorate not sink home (even Laura Piddlecock’s well-used ringpiece was literally in tatters on the morning of Dec 13th 2019 …probably.) This lefty, commie bollocks has no place in British politics and if the Labour Party doesn’t grasp that and let the left wing wither and die, then we are royally fucked politically. Tony Blair was a prick of epic proportions, but he made the Tories shit their pants by dragging Labour into the middle ground and surprisingly enough, electable.

Momentum under Lansman have crippled Labour by championing idealism over realism, and the dozy twat wants it to continue. Well done, you stupid cunt.

Nominated by The Stained Gusset

I’d like to cunt the mainstream media. A cheesy scumbag like George Floyd gets killed by a cop and we’re expected to mourn that as some kind of earth shattering tragedy.

David Dorn, a black 77 year old retired cop gets gunned down by looters live on Facebook while trying to stave off thugs looting his mate’s shop… Not a Dickie Bird. Nothing. Not from Auntie Beeb anyway, just confirmation that Chauvin’s been charged with murder, and then the usual shitty recipes, programme plugs and barmy lefty cack.

If I didn’t know any better I would say that some Black Lives Matter more than others, especially when they serve to drive the narrative that the West is an evil, unjust hell hole. I actually don’t want to make too much light of this because I’ve seen the footage of the poor guy dying and it’s fucking heart breaking. David Dorn – RIP.

Beeb, Graun, New York Times- you’re CUNTS!

Nominated by Whiffy McBiffy

A green and pleasant land, Elgar optional, cunting please for Ms Yates, head of the UK Travel thingmabob. The reason Ms Yates has boiled my piss is that today she told a Parliamentary committee, made up of the usual fuckwit know-alls, that she would like to see an extra bank holiday this October to help holiday companies to recoup some of the money they lost over Easter and the May bank holidays

Has this daft woman not realised that every day since March 23rd has been a bank holiday for the majority of people (I agree there should be some reward for essential workers – from supermarket workers, bus drivers and refuse collectors as well as the usual suspects in the NHS) but who the fuck would want to spend a day camping in the wet shortening days of October to make up for the beauty and promise of spring.

Pull yourself together you Guardian reading arsewipe.

Nominated by W. C. Boggs

Dodging the Dog Shit and Pavement Crayoning – If it’s not bad enough having to plan your walk with military precision lately e.g sideways walking to avoid some likely lurgy cunt, two metres, two metres, two metres ARHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! I now have to glance downwards on the pavement every two steps to make sure I don’t walk in some freshly laid dog egg.

Seems to be even more lately, what the fuck is it with the cunting dog owners? I must admit I am OCD with cleanliness, clean pavements, no litter, no graffiti, no fucking chewing gum. And don’t get me fucking started on the kids crayoning shit on the pavements lately also, if you want to draw, do it in a book you cunts.

Nominated by Bob Frapples