An ‘I’ve Got Shit In My Eye And Can’t See The Wood For The Trees’ cunting for Jon Lansman, if you please, specifically for this piece:
Whilst we can happily say Labour fucked itself up the arse by lick-spittling Magic Grandpa’s ego and making him think he was the answer to everything, we have to remember that a credible opposition is vital to maintain checks and balances in parliament. To fail in that respect leads to extremists and dictatorships.
In reading this piece, it’s clear to me that Lansman thinks the lurch to the left with Momentum was a good thing and needs to be maintained and built on. Fuck me, what a deluded cunt! I mean, doesn’t being bent over and truly having the arse torn out of you by the electorate not sink home (even Laura Piddlecock’s well-used ringpiece was literally in tatters on the morning of Dec 13th 2019 …probably.) This lefty, commie bollocks has no place in British politics and if the Labour Party doesn’t grasp that and let the left wing wither and die, then we are royally fucked politically. Tony Blair was a prick of epic proportions, but he made the Tories shit their pants by dragging Labour into the middle ground and surprisingly enough, electable.
Momentum under Lansman have crippled Labour by championing idealism over realism, and the dozy twat wants it to continue. Well done, you stupid cunt.
Nominated by The Stained Gusset