Cressida “I’m So Sorry” Dickhead (4)

As a follow up, to the last nomination :

Cressida Dick is a cunt, isn’t she

“Good evening madam, you were doing 60 in a 40.”
“Huh?”
“You were driving erratically.”
“Yes?”
“We asked you to stop and you didn’t.”
“And?”
“You were observed driving on the wrong side of the road.”
“So?”
“These are serious offences.”
“I know it’s dark but erm…look more closely. I’m black! Are you a racist?”
“Oh, oh I’m so sorry madam. Please, be your way. So sorry to trouble you, forgive my rudeness, have a wonderful evening…

Nominated by: Captain Magnanimous

 

Bianca Williams

Bianca Williams?

‘Who the fuck is that?’, I hear you ask. Well she’s a 200m sprinter for the Great Britain team. The sort who might make a final and finish 8th or 9th, but will probably be out in the semis. A legend she is not, and at 25, she’s not going to get much better.

But I digress, her cunting is for an article or two I’ve seen on her saying she was stopped in her Mercedes by the cops only because of ‘racial profiling’.

Yup, she was stopped cos she is black, innit. At first, I thought she may have a point, but of course, the rozzers are terrified of arresting black people now, so I had my doubts.

Upon reading the BBC’S article, it appeared that this lady was just whipping out the race card after obviously breaking the law. This is from the article:

“Police say the vehicle had been on the wrong side of the road and the driver sped off when asked to stop.

Officers were patrolling in the Maida Vale area because of an increase in youth violence.

A police statement said: “Officers from the Directorate of Professional Standards have reviewed both footage from social media, and the body-worn video of the officers, and are satisfied that there is no concern around the officers’ conduct.”

So there you have it. Another race card whipping dindunuffin. Imagine my surprise.

The BBC have been pushing the ‘racial’ profiling’ bullshit too, of course.

Just abolish the MET and let London have at it without any police force, sorry ‘service’ for a month. They’ll soon be begging for hard line ‘Sweeney’ style ‘He fell daaahn the stairs guv’ policing.

Fuck off.

Nominated by: Cuntybollocks 

And seconded with this:

A honey-child, wha-ma-treated-so-bad, papa I’m butt hurt cunting please for Olympic dark key heroine Bianca who was mortified to be pulled over by the poilice on Saturday, and whose cries of outrage and pain were broadcast on Wireless 4 World At One today (6th July) – screaming like a banshee, she is apparently “considering” suing the Metropolitan police. It seems her “boyfriend” and their child refused to stop when first requested to do so, so when they caught up with them the
mouthy cow was handcuffed and arrested:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/athletics/53305712

If only they had gagged her as well, fewer Wireless 4 listeners would have a headache to accompany their lunch.

The sense of entitlement of these black sportspeople seems to have reached monumental proportions these days, innit. She get’s weary and sick of trying but Ole Man River he just keep rolling along. Mammy….

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs

and yet another one

An additional cunting for Bianca Williams (and partner Ricardo dos Santos)

Entitled Bianca is suing the police for racial profiling (probably many more to come after pandering the BLM, we will need additional courts to cover this shit).

Stopped by police in a black Merc, this is after doing in her own words a number of side street left and right turns while being followed by a police van, they were asked to stop but carried on (her excuse was they were close to home).

From the very limited video (not police, her phone) Ricardo got a little shirty with police, not sure why, a simple ‘yes officer what is the problem’ and Bianca gets all screechy, of course she gets the sympathy card straight away because her sprog is in the car in a baby seat. Now there were a couple of police women trying to calm her down not a couple of hairy arsed blokes.

The reason, according to Bianca, they were stopped is because it was of racial profiling, a black man in black Merc with tinted windows…. you know the sort of motor associated with young black men selling drugs, or in my case, a black guy in a black Merc tried to sell me a watch in London, my reply no thank you.

The police have reviewed the incident and have stated there was no problem with the stop.

Oh I nearly forgot, Bianca and partner are Professional athletes, she is British and he is Portuguese (so he can fuck off straight away, if he doesn’t fucking like being stopped by police he can always fuck off back to Portugal).

Nominated by: Sick of it 

Fuckwit Degrees

A stupid-mortar-board-and-idiotic-grin cunting for Non-academic degrees.

A degree is meant to be academic; based on research, reading, theory, seminars, lectures, more reading, and writing papers.

It does not make you a better comic book artist, actor, dancer, singer, dress maker, or cook.

I’ve met people with degrees in biology who are stuck in warehouses, physics and economics graduates who are landscape gardeners or window cleaners.. They have academic degrees in STEM fields and still struggle to get a relevant job.

The poor saps who decide to take 3 years off and whack thirty grand on a Performing arts degree to learn how to act should really be going to stage school. A degree will not teach you skills or techniques.

If you want to learn to draw go to an art/technical college. Writing an essay on postmodernism or how Batman is a toxic white male wont help.

Fashion design is another culprit, but the worst one is a BA in ‘culinary arts’.

Cooking.

Who will the hotel manager hire; the 22 year old who started off as a pot washer aged 15, became a commis chef after a professional catering course paid for by a different hotel, then moved up to sous chef, or a 22 year old who spent three years reading about Anthony Bourdain and Umami, knows where the three Michelin star restaurants are but never chopped an onion?

Any cunters with children or relatives approaching college age might want to think about this. Their teachers and lecturers might say ‘get a degree get a degree get a degree’ but do we need more BA (Hons) shelf-stackers with Derrida and Marcuse on their bookshelves but thirty grand owed and can never pay back?

Nominated by: Cuntamus Prime

Trite phrases used by those in authority

After every incident of lawlessness, murder and terrorism in the UK, I find myself getting more and more pissed off with the fuckin’ platitudes issued by Government, police and other authorities. All supposedly to reassure Joe public and restore confidence but all are basically an admission of defeat.

I’d like to look at four or five of my “favourite” ones but I’m sure you’d be able to add more of your own.
1. “Lessons will be learned from this.” But they never are, are they? As so often before, this was seen after the murder of three men in Reading. Priti and Boris both come out with this well worn cliche. It’s now about four days after the incident and it’s as if it never happened at all. What has it taught us? Simply not to believe any utterances that come out of fuckin’ politicians mouths.
2. “These type of incidents are very rare in this country.” Are they? Perhaps compared with downtown Beirut or Mexico City but they are far more common than in the Britain of thirty or forty years ago. I’m sure that statement is very comforting to all the family and friends who lost loved ones in the Manchester bombing or those who’ve had their lives cut short by a knife, not just on the streets but when relaxing leisurely in a park or peacefully going about their business in a city centre. What would brave policemen who’ve given their lives be thinking if they’d been able to reflect, especially when observing the craven, submissive reaction by some of their colleagues to recent events?
3. “There is no danger to the general public.” Usually issued as an all clear and forgetting to add “until the next time.”
4. Saving my favourite to the last, I’d love to be able to wrap my fingers around the throat of the first cunt who uttered “he was in the wrong place at the wrong time.” This one implies that some sort of blame can be attached to the victim, only now we’re not talking about some poor sod who has accidentally stumbled into downtown Miami. No, this could be your average sunbather, someone enjoying a night out at concert or a film. You can even be in your own home and still be in the “wrong” place! How can it be that in the year 2020 on this still beautiful island, you can be considered “in the wrong place?” I would never even been able to consider this in my childhood. This would have been anathema to my parents or grandparents had they been alive today.

A big fuck off to all the authorities who continue to use such terms. If you’ve nothing constructive to say, say fuck all you shower of cunts.

Nominated by: Bertie Blunt Tory Cunt

Adam Boulton and Sly News (3)

Sly News cunt anchor Adam Boulton has shut down Ex-chief superintendent Kevin Hurley, a former Scotland Yard chief, for daring to tell the truth and state that Black Lies Matter is deliberately stirring up a false anti-police narrative.

Hurley, who deserves hero recognition for his bravery in standing up to far left bullshit said senior figures in the movement were waging a ‘misinformation’ campaign to ‘destabilise and disrupt’ society.

He also suggested the ugly clashes in Brixton on Wednesday night were products of Afro-Caribbean single parenting and said constables had ‘given up’ enforcing the law on young black Britons for fear of jeopardising their careers.

He added: ‘We’ve got into a vicious circle with police officers dealing with young black people, who always come to the perspective that the police are trying to suppress them. And the police very quickly come to learn that dealing with young black people is quite frankly aggravation that puts their careers and mortgages at risk.’

‘That’s the reason why so many black youth are killing each other in London, because the police have given up trying to stop them carrying knives and guns and killing each other.’ Hurley also said that ‘this is not a BAME issue, this is an issue relating to people of West African heritage in terms of the relationship between the police and the public’.

Hurley then delivered the statistics to back up the facts; ‘there’s an awful lot of misinformation going on about police killing black people in custody. Last year 16 people died for various reasons in police custody – largely from drug overdoses – of those 16, only one was black. Last year the police shot three people dead – only one was black. There is a narrative going on here, I think driven by people within the Black Lives Matter movement who want to destabalise and disrupt society.’

But as he went to start another sentence cunt Boulton suddenly interjected: ‘Ok we’re going to have to leave it there, thank you very much indeed,’ and the video feed to Mr Hurley was cut off.

Obviously Sly News did not want to air ‘uncomfortable’ opinions, especially ones containing actual statistics that don’t agree with their narrative and resorted to the familiar left wing tactic of deplatforming. Sly News declined to comment.

Sly News don’t make it easy to complain. However, on ceomail.com you can find Mr Jeremy Darroch’s details (Chief Executive of Sly) including his email address: jeremy.darroch@bskyb.com

Get cunting and get complaining fellow ISACers.

Nominated by: Four Eyed Cunt