Claira Janover is deserving of a nomination. Janover is a Harvard graduate who recently gained, and then lost, employment with Deloitte. You’d think that having studied at a prestigious Ivy League university and then getting a job with an equally prestigious accountancy firm she would have a high degree of intelligence right? Right? Wrong, not in Janover’s case. Because she was recently fired by Deloitte after posting a video on TikTok in which she threatened to stab anyone who used the words “all lives matter”.

She’s a fervent BLM supporter you see, and she apparently took offence at people using this perfectly reasonable statement. Cue many complaints and Deloitte calling to tell her that her services were no longer required. Being a far lefty, also cue a pathetic, whingeing, sobbing, self-pitying video, in which she blames everyone EXCEPT the one person who was actually to blame for her losing her no doubt highly paid job with one of the world’s biggest, most renowned accountancy firms. Deloitte themselves don’t escape her finger of blame. They are “cowardice” (exact word) for letting her go over a video that she clearly considers to be trivial, rather than a serious threat to cause violence to anyone who dares to have an opposing view. She’s going to change the world you see. She’s going to leave and “indelible” imprint on the world. The main culprits though, are Trump supporters (anyone surprised?). Yep, Trump supporters are responsible for her filming herself threatening to stab anyone who utters “all lives matter”, then uploading it to TikTok and then getting fired. She is entirely blameless in this matter. Spare me your faux self-pity, you whingeing far left cunt.

Apparently, she has since received death threats for her act of dipshittery, and while I in no way condone this, I’m also not surprised. Nor do I particularly give a fuck. Hold on, I’ll check…nope…not a single fuck given. The moral of this ridiculous story is, THINK before you post. If you put up a video threatening violence against people, expect to receive threats in return. To be surprised by it, to complain about it, to whinge and whine and sob about losing your job over something that YOU did, and refusing to take any responsibility for it, is the act of a complete and utter cunt.

Grow the fuck up Claira. Learn a lesson from this. And by the way…ALL LIVES MATTER. Bring it bitch!

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw

It would appear that most European airport authorities have banned them (Pakistan International Airlines), from flying to and from the European union and in the uk too, it seems that the pilots they employ have dubious flying qualifications and it has been noticed in other countries.

The parking Stanley’s are not to be trusted flying in and out of airports around the world after a recent crash in Pakistan when the peaceful pilots forgot to lower the landing gear…ffs..what a bunch of cunts,

I wouldn’t trust these fuckers to drive a tuk tuk,

Nominated by: Sidthesexistsforeskin 

Sorry. This might seem trivial compared with other Earth shattering cuntings.
But this really gets up my chuff.

They are not Air Bridges, they are flights. You get on an aeroplane, a big metal tube with wings sitting on foldy up wheels, you sit down. Then the big metal tube takes a short run and leaps into the air. Hours later the reverse happens, and you are there.

Why do they have to keep fucking up the good English language with trendy shite.
Next on Spring Watch – Here come the swallows just off their Air Bridge from Spain.
Donald Trump just off Air Bridge One.Controversy over some sleb taking Private Air Bridge to speak at we-are-all-going-to-die climate conference unless the plebs stop using Air Bridges.

Just stop it. Or I shall be forced to swear.

Nominated by: Fud-man

I’ll be concise.
1) Sneery “we are not an island” anti-Brexit adverts
2) Using Chinese flu as an excuse to lay off staff.
3) And most damning of all, latest radio adverts voiced by Sandi FUCKING Toksvig.

HSBC. The C is for Cunts.

Nominated by: Guardian Hater 

The New HSBC Ad

So the remote has broke from the telly. So I have had Classic FM on. It has calmed my nerves somewhat. Not going back.

The trouble is the ads. Especially one- Sandi Toksvig doing the new HSBC ad. I say new but it seems to be almost the same script. She repeats for example-‘we are not an island’. (piss boiling in itself) but ‘Thanks the Unsung and the Bringers of Yum…’..the bringers of Yum. ‘Local heroes’ they are, key workers. That is what HSBC is about – thanking ‘key workers’ on our behalf it would seem . The arrogance of that to go her arrogant pompous fucking voice…fuck!
There are no words to express how it grates on my nerves. It was bad enough with the insufferably smug Richard Ayoade but then to choose he excruciatingly self satified Sandi Toksvig. Fucking hell it’s all just too much.

Luckily they play Vaughan Williams which calms me again.

Nominated by: Miles Plastic

I would like a to cunt the police.

The police are cunts for lots of reasons but on the news today whilst driving to work i nearly spilt my whiskey when on the news police are examining ways to make it easier for ethnic groups especially mudslimes to be accepted as dog handlers.

So after i wiped the 18 year old Glenfiddich i sprayed over the inside of my windscreen so i could see, i thought well fuck me dead, don’t the muzzies hate dogs to the point where they cross the road to avoid them, and isnt/wasnt the police dog the most useful part of the police.

So as far as i can tell muzzie copper dog handler gets a pay rise while Ronnie and Reggie stay in the back of the van cuz fresh pesh from Bangladesh doesnt want to touch them for fear of having to wash his vessle for seven days whatever the fuck that means.

W,T,F are you doing, police, who,s fucking idea was that, so much for police intelligence. Its a contradiction in terms like fun run or happily married, fucking well done, even more ineffectual police is exactly what the UK needs….cunts

Nominated by: Fuglyucker