Who? I hear you cry. Well I defy you to find a bigger cunt on the Internet. This utter piece of shite goes by the YouTube channel name Daddy05. He got famous for ‘pranking his kids’ and filming it for his channel. The kids are quite young and pranks involved ‘smashing my sons xbox’ and ‘ink stain on the carpet’.

Daddy05 and his fat scum bag wife who films the events would hilariously scream and swear at the kids for things they haven’t done, bringing the children to tears or fits of rage as they defend themselves and basically break mentally. Once the children have hit rock bottom they are told by their dad, ‘its just a prank bro’, whilst mum and dad laugh at how silly they look crying on camera.

Its basically child abuse. I won’t post a video here but feel free to have your piss boiled and look it up on YouTube. Video comments consist of slack jawed Americans saying things like ‘hu hu, you got em good Daddy’ etc.

What the fuck is happening to this world when child abuse gets a channel on YouTube but voicing the wrong opinion gets you shut down. Anyway, the cunt got arrested and two of his kids have been taken into care following the outrage. Fuck Daddy05 and shame on you YouTube you backward cunts

Nominated by: YourCuntingDaughter

A brief, but urgently needed cunting for the ‘un-named’ drunk, who jumped TWICE into the same Kent river aftes pubs reopened.

This arsehole, who was part of a ‘pissed group’ who were near the river, was first rescued after jumping into the water and shouting “help me ! I can’t swim” !”

He was pulled from the water by rescuers, in a ‘distressed state’, but then refused the medical help he was crying for & then dived back in the river.

Un-believably, the selfless rescue team then dragged him out again, before he ran off.

I would have let the fucker drown.

God only knows where the police were or what they were doing.
They should have chucked him in a cell, soaking wet, & left him for 24 hours to sober up.
They should then have fined the cunt for wasting police time & the bill for the ambulance & river rescue.

Anymore of these wankers, pissed, diving the water – don’t send a boat or a throw them a life belt – just hand them a concrete block.

Good riddance to the cunts.

Nominated by: Lord of the Rings

The old Commie mouthpiece takes me back a bit, to me DDR days (East Germany) and associated Commie Capers various. Mixed in certain circles then doing liason work and spent many an hour hanging around ports like Rostock noting comings and goings.

All very educational particularly when a shipload orf Chinese workers was docking.
They capered aboit in black Mao jackets and pants all wearing the traditional coolie footgear orf sweaty canvas plimsoles whiffing orf stale cheese. Leit motif orf me time there, the smell orf their cheesy feet.

Brought it all back with a vengeance seeing the Old Peking Duck displaying the traditional Commie hierarchy characteristics orf the un-dead – the white pallor, the cheesy feet, the staring sightless eyes and that weird effect orf the voice speaking two seconds behind the mouth opening. Good to hear the old Commie slogans – secession, collusion, subversion once again delivered in that toneless drone. Its problem is it obviously needs a good shagging.

So what say you me young cunters? Join Sir Limply’s Shagging Squad. Your country needs you!

Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke 

Just popped down to the local chemists for my blood pressure tablets (what else). Mrs C says “oh, better get some of those face masks in case we need them”

I join the queue, eventually get my toes up to the big Perspex screen and ask for meds, see sign “face masks £1” I’ll take couple of them too” say’s I.

What does the Doris do? but pulls a couple of cheap disposable masks out of a large multi-pack sticks them in a bag and whacks them on the counter!!

Not individually packaged and obviously not sterile.

I was too bloody gob-smacked to say much beyond “do you have any cheap blankets, now the leper colony has closed”

“Sharon do we have any blankets”? I heard as I turned on my heal ripping at the box of Ramipril.

Industrial strength cunts one and all.

Nominated by: Creedence Clearwater Cunt 

Ian Driver is a cunt, isn’t he.

This is the loopy prick who recently vandalised the Charles Dickens museum in Kent. He daubed “A racist” on several buildings selecting them for their “institutionalised racism” as well as the “offensive blacked up Morris dancers.” Presumably this idiot is alluding to the Rochester Sweeps Festival where dancers traditionally blacken their faces to honour chimney sweeps and fuck all to do with skin colour.

“I have no regrets and will be making no apology” said the poorly-read bozo. Perhaps he’s never read any of the globally-adored masterpieces that attacked social ills and heavily criticised living conditions, judicial red tape, and poverty.

Previously this wingnut has been a Green Party councillor where he attacked the Margate fairground, proposed opening a Cannabis café, and probably wanted everyone to live in caves.

As Charlie Dickens might have said, “It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of light, it was the season of darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair but alas, it was also the time of fat, virtue-signalling, woefully-informed fuckwits.”

Nominated by: Captain Magnanimous 

Ian Driver

A quick ‘this ‘as got raht aht uv awdah’ cunting for one Ian Driver.

The 51 year old former Green Party councillor, aspiring street artist and arsehole has scrawled ‘DICKENS RACIST’ on the wall of the Charles Dickens museum in Broadstairs, Kent.

Remarkably, this self-appointed champion of the oppressed has not only owned up, but has proudly published photos of himself on his personal blog in the act of committing vandalism. This almost certainly guarantees that some wag will now turn up at his house and spray ‘Ian Driver is a fucking cunt’ on the wall.

A spokesman for Kent police has confirmed that a vigorous investigation is now underway to identify and apprehend the culprit, and has asked for any witnesses or anyone with information to come forward in confidence.

Nominated by: Ron Knee