Ian Driver

Ian Driver is a cunt, isn’t he.

This is the loopy prick who recently vandalised the Charles Dickens museum in Kent. He daubed “A racist” on several buildings selecting them for their “institutionalised racism” as well as the “offensive blacked up Morris dancers.” Presumably this idiot is alluding to the Rochester Sweeps Festival where dancers traditionally blacken their faces to honour chimney sweeps and fuck all to do with skin colour.

“I have no regrets and will be making no apology” said the poorly-read bozo. Perhaps he’s never read any of the globally-adored masterpieces that attacked social ills and heavily criticised living conditions, judicial red tape, and poverty.

Previously this wingnut has been a Green Party councillor where he attacked the Margate fairground, proposed opening a Cannabis café, and probably wanted everyone to live in caves.

As Charlie Dickens might have said, “It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of light, it was the season of darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair but alas, it was also the time of fat, virtue-signalling, woefully-informed fuckwits.”

Nominated by: Captain Magnanimous 

Ian Driver

A quick ‘this ‘as got raht aht uv awdah’ cunting for one Ian Driver.

The 51 year old former Green Party councillor, aspiring street artist and arsehole has scrawled ‘DICKENS RACIST’ on the wall of the Charles Dickens museum in Broadstairs, Kent.

Remarkably, this self-appointed champion of the oppressed has not only owned up, but has proudly published photos of himself on his personal blog in the act of committing vandalism. This almost certainly guarantees that some wag will now turn up at his house and spray ‘Ian Driver is a fucking cunt’ on the wall.

A spokesman for Kent police has confirmed that a vigorous investigation is now underway to identify and apprehend the culprit, and has asked for any witnesses or anyone with information to come forward in confidence.

Nominated by: Ron Knee

54 thoughts on “Ian Driver

  1. It may be the light in the photo but that looks like a pink shirt to me. Green Party?…….hmmm, does this gentleman drink from the pink elephant trunk by any chance?

  2. Old enough to know better. Old skool fight at Watford Gap services lefty pc socialist deluded fools on northbound and normals on southbound. These cunts are beyond reason so we resort to well proven methods of barbarism…..I’m in

  3. P.S. the only “vigorous investigation” the Kent Police have ever conducted was collecting the abandoned rubber boats off the beaches and flogging them on E bay for the tea and biscuits fund.
    Useless bunch of cunts.

    • Ian has no respect for other peoples property it seems, and has some issues over race, taking it on his own shoulders to fight the cause for black people (without being asked) how awfully nice of him.
      I suggest he doesnt confine his actions to museums but takes the good fight to council estate pubs, motorbike club meetings, and gypsy camps.
      Nice one Ian👍

      • I’d enjoy watching him take his spray can to the local MC clubhouse MNC. It’s probably painful having an aerosol can inserted up your arse with a size 10, probably equally painful when Dr Gupta removes it.

      • Me too Sixdog.
        But im sure if Ian pointed out the error of their ways, maybe at the Bulldog Bash?
        Theyd come round to his point of view.
        Hed be best getting their attention by spraying ‘Dickens’ on their custom bikes!😁

      • White people* should be told that it’s cultural appropriation when they take part in BLM protests.

        * Only stupid white people take part in these sorts of protests.

      • Very true and blacks should be told wearing clothes driving cars and walking upright is cultural appropriation of the white man

  4. What a cunt of a toad.
    Round it and it’s Twatter friends up at once.
    Bring back Grandstand with The Twatter Traitor Burnt at the Stake on at 1.
    International Dinghy Sinking at 2.
    Celebrity Oven Chase at 3.
    Licence Tax now fine.
    The filthy cunts.

  5. The last thing black people in this country need on their side are soft, attention seeking poofs like this, rich fucking footballers and rappers and that old time Music Hall act, Flabbott & Lammy.
    They are poison to any righteous cause.

      • I doubt it; people like these are convinced that the universe revolves around them. Whilst such persons in their teens are merely daft, it is only the truly stupid who continue thinking that way past the age of 25.

  6. What a slack, jawed, wobbly-jowelled fucking ignoramous.

    I am only surprised the cunt managed to prise his corpulent frame off the sofa, presumably away from his beloved bucket of Doritos, to be able to wobble (out of breath) down to the Charles Dickens Museum.

    The type whose brain falls out as soon as they open their cavernous pie-hole.

    Fat fucking cuntbubble.

  7. With all this climate change/global warming bollocks you would think that Nature out of the goodness of her heart would declare a cunt drought. The antics of these self promoting cunts and their desire to pollute everything with their illogical wrong morally bankrupt wankery is causing a number of not nice for them outcomes to fester in what’s left of my sane mind. He should be charged with criminal damage and if found guilty the cunt should be forced to pay for all the restoration. If he does not pay the full recovery program should be used until he has cleared any fine and debt even if the cunt is left sleeping in a box. Actions have consequences about time all the twats realised that simple fact

  8. Never heard of the cunt. Has a face you could slap repeatedly with a brick.

    Another soldier In the war against inanimate objects.

  9. The fat bastard looks like heart-attack material.
    Hope the cunt experiences hours of agonising pain.

    • It’s a photo of Mick Jones of the Clash so you’re closer to the truth than you think!

      • You can tell he’s an uneducated twat from his writing – complete overuse and misuse of the comma and apostrophe.

    • Rather than condemning Ian and being judgemental we should help and encourage him.
      Send him helpful ideas and dare him to more provocative stunts!
      Maybe to that beater of black men Tyson Furys home and shout through his letterbox?
      Maybe a whipround for a ticket to Ireland to disturb a Ulster unionist march?
      I think Ian should follow it through to the end.

    • So this thick sack of shit has been filmed doing it, even admitted to the whole world what he had done, but has pleaded not guilty to criminal damage. Cunts like him make me fucking sick, a 63 y.o. big baby who resorts to doing something stupid because he isn’t getting the attention he wants. It’s a shame he’s not up before Judge Jeffreys, the fucker would have his bollocks off at least for wasting tax payers money and pleading innocent to something he quite clearly is guilty of.

      • Causes criminal damage. Admits to it, even boasts about it.
        Gets brought up before the beak. Pleads not guilty.
        I can see the logic in that…

  10. Looks like Mr Potato head has had one to many Super Ts. What a Cunt.

  11. Ugh, you mean that’s a human being? I thought it was an alien. He looks like he’s had part of his face burned off by an explosion.

  12. What the hell is a street artist?

    If ISAC were allowed to define the term then might I suggest it be when the offending knobhead is tied upside down to the back of car and used as a human meat crayon to scrawl “I am a cunt!” on the asphalt.

  13. So Dickens was a “genocidal racist.” Was he really. Has this bloke got nothing better to do with his life? Why doesn’t he go after racists instead of long dead cunts who can’t fight back?
    Sad loser.

  14. Dickens, a genius.
    Famed for his wonderful cider.
    If you doubt me Google it. There are other good search engines, as we strangely call these programs.

  15. England is full of people like this. Where is the right wing when you need them, oh so the loony left have been talking bollocks because if there was a Hitler party this Cunt would of been gassed.

  16. Not gas.

    The guillotine for him as in a tale of two cities.

    If he has any letters pop them in the basket for him to read later as in carry on don’t losee you head.

    Ignorant cunt.

  17. Make the cunt clean it off stripped naked and whipped with a cat o nine tails, let the punishment fit the crime.
    That would make good YouTube viewing.

    I guarantee he wouldn’t do it ever again!

  18. Ian Driver? Does he transport people exclusively named Ian?

    *taxi radio* “Pickup for Ian Duncan Smith”

    P.s I notice, whilst looking on internet for Ians, Ian Holm, the actor whom played Ash in the film Alien, died last month.
    Dog bless him.

    • P.p.s Does Greta Thunderbird’s pollution sensors tingle when someone sprays aerosol cans?

      Greta: “Quickly! To the Greta mobile!”

  19. Doesn´t this flabberguts appear in the first chapter of “Great Expectations”? Only his name was Magwitch then and he was an escaped convict, molesting a little boy called Pip in a church graveyard in the Kent marshes. Read on:

    “Hold your noise!” cried a terrible voice, as a man started up from among the graves at the side of the church porch. “Keep still, you little devil, or I’ll cut your throat!”
    A fearful man, all in coarse grey, with a great iron on his leg. A man with no hat, and with broken shoes, and with an old rag tied round his head. A man who had been soaked in water, and smothered in mud, and lamed by stones, and cut by flints, and stung by nettles, and torn by briars; who limped, and shivered, and glared and growled; and whose teeth chattered in his head as he seized me by the chin.
    “O! Don’t cut my throat, sir,” I pleaded in terror. “Pray don’t do it, sir.”
    “Tell us your name!” said the man. “Quick!”
    “Pip, sir.”
    “Once more,” said the man, staring at me. “Give it mouth!”
    “Pip. Pip, sir.”
    The man, after looking at me for a moment, turned me upside down, and emptied my pockets. There was nothing in them but a piece of bread… I was seated on a high tombstone, trembling, while he ate the bread ravenously.
    “You young dog,” said the man, licking his lips, “what fat cheeks you ha’ got.”
    I believe they were fat, though I was at that time undersized for my years, and not strong.
    “Darn me if I couldn’t eat em,” said the man, with a threatening shake of his head, “and if I han’t half a mind to’t!”
    I earnestly expressed my hope that he wouldn’t, and held tighter to the tombstone on which he had put me; partly, to keep myself upon it; partly, to keep myself from crying.”

  20. Ah, what we will do for our fifteen minutes of fame. There he was, unnoticed and undervalued, but determined to make his presence felt. Good for you Ian, now everyone knows you’re a dick, but it’s better than not being known at all, right?

  21. ‘Ian Driver is a philistine, Green party Greta-mong and gormless shitcunt’

  22. This cunt looks like the kind of wanker who hangs around the bar of your local boozer waiting for a victim to bore to death with his bullshit, the type of prick who everyone avoids but in his own distorted world thinks that people are interested in what he has to say, he couldn’t be more wrong. Listen dick head, fuck off and stick to wanking your self off over gay porn.!

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