
A ‘please sir! It was Farage, sir’ cunting for acting Lib Dem leader, rabid Remoaner and full time cunt Ed Davey.
On 4th July, Brexit Party leader Nigel Farage tweeted from a Kent pub, declaring ’12 o’clock, first in. Love it’. Sir Nige has recently returned from the States, prompting snivelling little snitch Davey to try and dob him in to the scuffers. Dickhead Davey rushed to contact Kent police, alleging his’concern’ that Farage had contravened the C-19 fourteen day quarantine rule with regard to international travel.
‘Concern’ my arse. I stand to be corrected, but I don’t recall Davey expressing much in the way of ‘concern’ while we’ve had thousands of protesters out on the streets wilfully ignoring lockdown regulations, often causing damage and attacking the police in the process. But sense a chance to score a pathetic political point against his nemesis Farage for having a pint, and he’s off like a rat up a drainpipe.
Irrepressible as ever, Sir Nige came back ‘to all those screaming and shouting about me going to the pub… I’ve been back from the USA for two weeks, and have tested negative. Cheers!’.
And here we all were, thinking that there was nothing the despicable Davey could do to make himself look an even bigger wanker than he already has. A word to the wise, you pathetic shitweasel; snitches tend to be extremely unpopular. Take care, or you might find that some of the bigger boys will ram your head down the school bog and flush it repeatedly.
Enjoy your pint Mr F, and get one in for Ed the Cunt. A pint of bitter would be appropriate, I think.
Nominated by: Ron Knee
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A solid gold repeat cunting is due for limp wristed, limp-dump ducky Ed ‘Wavey’ Davey.
This piss-stained, shitstabbing school sneak has written to Kent Police asking them to investigate Nigel Farage to determine if he broke lockdown rules after returning from the USA. Farage was seen in a pub at 12pm on 4th July apparently after being in the States on 20th June. It is Mr Davey’s view that Farage did not quarantine for 14 days.
This is not about Farage (allegedly) not complying with a lockdown directive; this is all about Farage not holding dear those views that Wavey holds so dear. Clearly if Farage was a lefty, rainbow-flying, BLM, Muslim-supporting MP then Wavy certainly would have cut him slack. This is such a blatant opportunist attempt by Wavey to ‘stick one up far right, Brexiteer Farage’ that the cunt is blinded by his own pansy spite. From what I can see, Farage may be guilty of foreshortening his quarantine by a day, but really, Davey you cunt? I suspect the police have better things to do than to waste their time on this petty shite.
I am thinking hard to recall anything useful Ed Davey has ever accomplished as an MP. The fisting fannywipe has accomplished much in terms virtue signalling, but really fuck all else.
A weapons grade, spiteful cunt and I hope all you cunters join me in pushing Wavey closer to the wall of plenty.
Nominated by: Paul Maskinback