I wish to retract my nomination of “Modern-Day Glaciers” Posted on April 16, 2026, stating that modern-day glaciers were soft puffs.
Well apparently, one of the cunts just burst and took out several hundred Chink-like mongs + a few Tarquins & Gemimas on spiritual journeys trying to `find themselves` in the tranquillity of the Nepalese mountains.
… I rather think they’ll find themselves buried beneath several thousand tons of ice, slush, rock and other assorted effluvia.
Hey, China – that`s climate change for ya!
Nominated by Sam Beau.
I’d like to see that silly tart lose 100% of her volume under that glacier by the end of today.
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The woman’s standing in water up to her tits at that temperature. She’s crackers Geordie
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What the fuck does ” finding yourself” even mean? Unless it means having not the imagination to keep yourself amused and/or gainfully occupied, and having insane urges to go to hostile parts of the world where you will either be overcome by natural phenomena, or regarded as prey by savage locals.
I got into a big row a few years ago with someone whose niece and their boyfriend had travelled to Nepal and happened to be where the huge earthquake struck. They survived and eventually got back home with the assistance of others. While I didn’t wish them any harm, I did say I pitied all the poor cunts who then had to risk their own lives to rescue the tourists. This went down like a shit sandwich.
A couple of people I work with have gone up Mount Kilimanjaro this year…we were treated to the photos which consisted of various ugly idiots gurning and doing thumbs up to camera. What a very peaceful and spiritual place it must be these days.
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Re Mount Kilimanjaros (which one was it, that’s an obscure Python reference)
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Mt Kilimanjaros (there are 2 of them, obscure Python reference)
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675 dead, those are rookie numbers.. Mother earth is losing her touch..i want biblical level disasters..
Preferably involving peacefuls.
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Yes, an incurable virus that only kills people of colour and certain religions…☠️
Marvelous..!
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During the cold war, while the USA and USSR were busily creating enough nukes to destroy the entire planet thousands of times over, the sneaky rinky dinks were manufacturing viruses and chemical weapons that would target specific ethnic groups.
The thinking being that conquering a country that is uninhabitable is utterly pointless.
Not a lot of people know that.
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Come on Britain, our scientists have developed lots of life saving drugs. Time now for one that will save GB…!
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The inevitable result of a Government spunking the foreign aid it receives on gender diversity and inclusion workshops instead of an early warning system.
Oh yes, and a load of it gets filched by the aresholes in charge, as always.
Everest-sized cunts.
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It’s a pity the entire current Cabinet weren’t out there on a fact finding visit at the time.
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Monday afternoon we shared your experience with Dexter Jeezum. We took our tom cat on his final journey to the vet’s. He was poorly for a while and we knew he wouldn’t see the year out, it was just a question of timing and it became clear that now was the time. Sad business really but he departed very peacefully with no signs of pain or distress.
As for glaciers, I don’t worry about them. There aren’t any down here.
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My condolences, arfur.
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If you zoom into the nom pic really close, look at under that bird’s arms…shadow or thickets of hair?
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In my younger days Thomas, it was perfectly natural for women to have clumps of hair under their armpits. I was surprised this lass didn’t have a bush clambering to force its way out of her shorts.
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Women only shave down below because of man made global warming , got to keep cool somehow.
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Definitely not shadows, Thomas.
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I’m sure I saw a predators head peeking out from the armpit growth.
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Thickets, no doubt.
Sustainable innit?
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What is this problem some people have with women having body hair?
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Namaste.
Well done glaciers.
reputation restored.
Obviously I’ve little to none sympathy for the high altitude, headwobbling, curry enthusiasts.
Or the yoga practicing,
Northface wearing western Henry’s and Ruperts you gave swimming lessons too.
Any chance one of you could have a pop at Ben Fogle?
he gets on my tit’s
hell probably be wearing shorts and being understanding of local customs.
cheers👍
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Ben Fogle. Jeezus, needs a massive cunting in his own right.
Utterly thick, talentless, floppy haired nepo baby with neither the intellect nor knowledge to talk about any fucking subject he visits. In fact cunt may be the wrong word, a cunt has its uses unlike that sack of posh shite.
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Yes fatjon, but he’s very nice.
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Ben fogle, another no talent BBC TWAT..!
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It must have come as a huge shock, especially after being warned for decades that this particular glacier was unstable.
Who or what is to blame for this catastrophe?
Climate change?
Donald Trump?
Or people building a large conurbation beneath a glacier that’s been shaping the valleys below for millions of years?
It’s a tricky one, isn’t it?
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maybe brexit was to blame?
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Possibly, Mis.
And I forgot Danny Tommo and AI.
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Deniers….you all should be ashamed, it’s coming for you and only the believers will be saved 🥶☀️🥵🌪️💨 I’ve just sent my entire savings to the Nepalese in a gesture of solidarity 🤝…oh mother earth 🌍 send the doubters into oblivion…greta,GRETA 🙏
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Glaciers have proved they aren’t impotent.
But what about Volcanoes?
they aren’t pulling their weight.
once upon a time they’d be spewing lava and throwing superheated rocks thousands of feet in the air,
they should those pampering cunts who’s boss.
Nowadays?
oh , its dormant.
sat nodding for years like someone in a retirement home.
well that’s not what we pay our taxes for!!
Blow a fuckin great hole in Hawaii and set their heads on fire 🔥
the ukelele strumming, surfboard riding cunts.
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Don’t mention volcanoes to the climate change brigade, Mis.
They don’t like the science behind them.
Remember when that one in Iceland went off?
Lots of crying about flights being cancelled, but fuck all about its effects on our atmosphere.
Or the fact that if they all erupted on planet earth, we’d end up like Venus, with an average temperature double that of a domestic oven.
Tax your way out of that you cunts!
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I was expecting to see lots of polar bears advertising Fox’s glacier mints.
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in 1931 China had floods.
in the UK we were watching Buster Keaton and dancing the Charleston.
But the rinkydinks had floods.
4million dead!👍
little yellow corpses with wet socks all over the place.
Floods get stuck in,
volcanoes should take note.
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I prefer to give a thumbs up to all the Chinese ladies who have given me pleasure in the past. In my bed and on film.
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Then the japs invaded and saw off at least another 15 million.
Ah- soles.
Good morning.
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Yes the Japanese. Then came along Akira Kurosawa, marvellous film director.
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It’s Chy-na burning all that coal, cunts
We should be burning it and maybe a few power stations capable of burning old windmills.
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Good nom.
I always love it when the planet shows who is really boss and that we are just inconsequential twats wanking about before the raw power of the universe. Man made climate change? Fucking undiluted hubris. Fuck off.
Good morning, everyone.
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@twenty….yep this mo is da boss 🌍 and it’s about time she started too be more selective in her rage 🤨… starting with the extinction rebellion Muppets and David Attenborough both swept away in a fury of untold cataclystic fuck you 🖕
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pompeii got its arse kicked by a volcano when volcanoes actually worked.
They were covered in lava and ash,
doing roman shit.
serves the cunts right.
sandal wearers.
Bet Flavious Maximus wasn’t expecting lava with his spaghetti hoops?
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Interesting fact (not)
The Classical Latin alphabet had only 23 letters.
Modern Italian has only 21.
Which is why tins of Italian Alaphbetti Spaghetti are always underfilled.
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Wherever there’s problems in the world, dump all the blacks and fat bastards in there.
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Sam I want an exemption on this one, plus one for the Mrs as well. Fat lives matter.
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Did you know that if a small half a megaton nuclear airburst were to be detonated over Switzerland, the amount of water stored in the glaciers would submerge every town in the country. drowning the population almost instantly.
Not a lot of people know that
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Interesting.
What happens if a Tsar Bomba is detonated over Islamabad?
Lasting world peace?
Or just a lot of weeping liberal Democrats?
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I think the effects of such a strike would be immediate.
Property values would skyrocket as there would be no chance of having a stinking Joe daki as a neighbour. Goats would go unmolested and Labour would up in arms because they would have to find somewhere else to import their grooming gangs from.
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https://youtu.be/j-5yn3v3N8A?is=_WgWa23HBF8Bilb0
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Just a quick reminder that glaciers ate pronounced ‘GLASSIA’, not the gay ‘glayshia’.
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