GLACIERS – An Apology

 

I wish to retract my nomination of “Modern-Day Glaciers” Posted on April 16, 2026, stating that modern-day glaciers were soft puffs.

Well apparently, one of the cunts just burst and took out several hundred Chink-like mongs + a few Tarquins & Gemimas on spiritual journeys trying to `find themselves` in the tranquillity of the Nepalese mountains.

… I rather think they’ll find themselves buried beneath several thousand tons of ice, slush, rock and other assorted effluvia.

Hey, China – that`s climate change for ya!

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Nominated by Sam Beau.

14 thoughts on “GLACIERS – An Apology

  1. 675 dead, those are rookie numbers.. Mother earth is losing her touch..i want biblical level disasters..
    Preferably involving peacefuls.

  2. The inevitable result of a Government spunking the foreign aid it receives on gender diversity and inclusion workshops instead of an early warning system.

    Oh yes, and a load of it gets filched by the aresholes in charge, as always.

    Everest-sized cunts.

  3. Namaste.

    Well done glaciers.
    reputation restored.

    Obviously I’ve little to none sympathy for the high altitude, headwobbling, curry enthusiasts.
    Or the yoga practicing,
    Northface wearing western Henry’s and Ruperts you gave swimming lessons too.

    Any chance one of you could have a pop at Ben Fogle?
    he gets on my tit’s
    hell probably be wearing shorts and being understanding of local customs.
    cheers👍

  4. It must have come as a huge shock, especially after being warned for decades that this particular glacier was unstable.
    Who or what is to blame for this catastrophe?
    Climate change?
    Donald Trump?
    Or people building a large conurbation beneath a glacier that’s been shaping the valleys below for millions of years?
    It’s a tricky one, isn’t it?

  5. Deniers….you all should be ashamed, it’s coming for you and only the believers will be saved 🥶☀️🥵🌪️💨 I’ve just sent my entire savings to the Nepalese in a gesture of solidarity 🤝…oh mother earth 🌍 send the doubters into oblivion…greta,GRETA 🙏

  6. Glaciers have proved they aren’t impotent.
    But what about Volcanoes?

    they aren’t pulling their weight.
    once upon a time they’d be spewing lava and throwing superheated rocks thousands of feet in the air,
    they should those pampering cunts who’s boss.
    Nowadays?
    oh , its dormant.

    sat nodding for years like someone in a retirement home.
    well that’s not what we pay our taxes for!!

    Blow a fuckin great hole in Hawaii and set their heads on fire 🔥
    the ukelele strumming, surfboard riding cunts.

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