The modern day “journalist” is an enduring cunt slipping further away from reality by the day.
Whats more is the braindead public simply accept the complete lack of editorial standards and lap up any and all clickbait headlines then promptly share the “fake noos” with anyone who will listen to them.
I could have chosen almost any random article to link to this but have opted for a “story” about a UK lorry company folding.
Naturally it comes with a pic of a lorry, possibly the first image of a lorry they could find online, even more possibly after using AI it is indeed a lorry as these “journalists” are so far detached from reality I doubt they would know the difference between an artic and a fire engine as it hurtled towards them, they both say “Scania” on the front, right.
Another one I see fairly frequently is articles about money which often have a picture of a pile of old pound coins which went out of circulation in 2017. Thats almost a “decade” ago for any shit journo that has happened to stumble upon this rant about their deceased trade.
Lazy, useless, spellchecking, AI using braindead moronic cunts the lot of them.
Nominated by Cunt of the Isles.
More on shit Journalism from Chuff Chugger below.
The BBC reporting has gone downhill over recent years. You only need to scroll down the lower reaches of the BBC news homepage and it is full of the kind of shit you find on red top and local news websites. It is more OK magazine now than a serious news site.
The story above is about some Californian woman who has decided to drop her fathers surname as she hasn’t seen him for sometime….apparently this is a relevant news story because Brad Pitts adopted kids are dropping his surname. This bint seems to think she is on the same level so it is relevant. I call it a rather tenuous link.
When you read further, her new surname is a mix of her mothers name and her new husbands. Forgive me, but isn’t it traditional for a woman to take her husbands surname……so I ask again, what the fuck is this story??
I’m not sure whether to blame her for spreading this non story or the BBC for no doubt trawling social media and then publishing it.

The first ‘journalist’ has simply repeated details from the online notice of a Creditors’ Voluntary Liquidation of a Limited Company.
The second one is repeating the social media dribble of a silly tart whose brain has gone into involuntary liquidation.
Neither involve any journalism.
Good morning all.
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The inevitable consequence of handing out meaningless Media Studies degrees from third rate universities.
Did nobody see that coming?
Good morning.
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Revealed: ISAC’s latest cunting is….
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Royals latest: Meghan blindsided by Kate’s……..
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Yesterday raddled fish wife, kay burley didn’t know the difference between isle and aisle..
There is no journalism anymore, just gaslighting.
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The use of stock photos to illustrate an article gives ample scope for subliminal messaging.
Here’s a fine example from Aunty – a report about the Egyptian surgeon who thought the alimentary canal is a closed loop and nearly killed a patient as a result. The ‘doctor’ in the accompanying photo is white.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c20de8z2w2lo
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Our local rag has dropped deaths 💀 from the heading and replaced it with notices… probably for the sensitivity of the junior Roger cook and the wider readerships trigger levels.. bring back Denis pennis 👍
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Any journalist parroting ‘Diversity is our strength’ needs to be dropped in the middle of Lutonabad or Bradistan and left to fight their way out.
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I was born in Bradford Manchester and lived adjacent to the colliery, which had lorry loads of coal wizzing from its doors and shedding it along the road for lots of young children like myself to take home and keep our starving families worm. The colliery became famous due to a yankie actor rather than the Manchester City football ground that was eventually built there. I’d already moved from the area in the sixties, to one of the new housing estates.
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To keep warm, the worms we had came from of the conditions we lived in.
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All media is run by woke lefties who don’t report the important news.
And that means ALL media.
When a nom is posted here I will often try to look up information, so as not to look like a bigger cunt than I already am when I reply.
It’s impossible to find out the ethnicity of a criminal in the UK media, unless of course that criminal is white.
Your illegal immigration invasion is watered down.
Headlines will tell you that 2.000 immigrants have entered your country in the past few weeks, for instance.
What you are not told is that is the total number that people have counted arriving on the beaches via RNLI and border force boats having been ‘rescued’ as soon as they entered British waters.
There will be a thousand more that entered under the spotlight and many thousands that have simply entered the UK on ferries and planes using dubious Visas.
Your invasion is horrendous, but the media will never report it.
The official number of Muslims in the UK is less than 4 million.
I left the country many, many year’s ago and I suggest that there was more than 4 million even then.
You are being lied to and any investigation reporter could easily expose the truth.
But you no longer have freedom of press.
Even if you did, your media would refuse to print the truth.
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