The modern day “journalist” is an enduring cunt slipping further away from reality by the day.
Whats more is the braindead public simply accept the complete lack of editorial standards and lap up any and all clickbait headlines then promptly share the “fake noos” with anyone who will listen to them.
I could have chosen almost any random article to link to this but have opted for a “story” about a UK lorry company folding.
Naturally it comes with a pic of a lorry, possibly the first image of a lorry they could find online, even more possibly after using AI it is indeed a lorry as these “journalists” are so far detached from reality I doubt they would know the difference between an artic and a fire engine as it hurtled towards them, they both say “Scania” on the front, right.
Another one I see fairly frequently is articles about money which often have a picture of a pile of old pound coins which went out of circulation in 2017. Thats almost a “decade” ago for any shit journo that has happened to stumble upon this rant about their deceased trade.
Lazy, useless, spellchecking, AI using braindead moronic cunts the lot of them.
Nominated by Cunt of the Isles.
More on shit Journalism from Chuff Chugger below.
The BBC reporting has gone downhill over recent years. You only need to scroll down the lower reaches of the BBC news homepage and it is full of the kind of shit you find on red top and local news websites. It is more OK magazine now than a serious news site.
The story above is about some Californian woman who has decided to drop her fathers surname as she hasn’t seen him for sometime….apparently this is a relevant news story because Brad Pitts adopted kids are dropping his surname. This bint seems to think she is on the same level so it is relevant. I call it a rather tenuous link.
When you read further, her new surname is a mix of her mothers name and her new husbands. Forgive me, but isn’t it traditional for a woman to take her husbands surname……so I ask again, what the fuck is this story??
I’m not sure whether to blame her for spreading this non story or the BBC for no doubt trawling social media and then publishing it.
The first ‘journalist’ has simply repeated details from the online notice of a Creditors’ Voluntary Liquidation of a Limited Company.
The second one is repeating the social media dribble of a silly tart whose brain has gone into involuntary liquidation.
Neither involve any journalism.
Good morning all.
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The inevitable consequence of handing out meaningless Media Studies degrees from third rate universities.
Did nobody see that coming?
Good morning.
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@art…I beg your pardon,the daughter has just left Manchester media city uni with a first in Snapchat streaking, Instagram upticks,tik tok crazes,and is now taking her influencing the morons degree,which will open a world of opportunities in the future 😩
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Revealed: ISAC’s latest cunting is….
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Royals latest: Meghan blindsided by Kate’s……..
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Yesterday raddled fish wife, kay burley didn’t know the difference between isle and aisle..
There is no journalism anymore, just gaslighting.
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The use of stock photos to illustrate an article gives ample scope for subliminal messaging.
Here’s a fine example from Aunty – a report about the Egyptian surgeon who thought the alimentary canal is a closed loop and nearly killed a patient as a result. The ‘doctor’ in the accompanying photo is white.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c20de8z2w2lo
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Yasser Rahman, gis us a job, I can do that, stitch that!
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I suspect I’ve cunted the mad cunt.
Oh aye,”stock images” do seem to be selected for their blandness or multicultural element.
All trash.
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Yes, I noticed your nom Unkle. Presumably now it’s in Admin’s pending tray while they consult their lawyers to see if it’s legal or not.
Here’s another example I spotted recently.
It won’t escape anyone’s notice that every report about GCSE and A-Level success is illustrated by a photo of students of varied ethnicity including, laughably, even a few Jason Arday lookalikes.
Then a few months ago there was a story that more kids are starting primary school who can’t use the toilet. In the stock photo accompanying that BBC report all the children were white.
It’s gaslighting, it’s sinister, and the BBC practice it all the time.
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The adult ethnics don’t know how to use a lavatory Geordie. I used occasionally to visit a Royal Mail sorting office in Oxford, now closed. Three doors to the toilets, men, women and “continental”. Always intended to put my head round that latter door but never did. Still wonder what I would have seen.
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Kay Burley has apparently seen bigger queues at her supermarket than the amount of people on the enormous inflatable crossing the channel recently, as she scoffed at reports it was an invasion. Silly old moo.
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Our local rag has dropped deaths 💀 from the heading and replaced it with notices… probably for the sensitivity of the junior Roger cook and the wider readerships trigger levels.. bring back Denis pennis 👍
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Ayup Gelderd,
Denis Pennis, legend. At the opening of a Hollywood burger restaurant, I remember him being a smart-arse and asking Alice Cooper to bring out a cheeseburger for him.
Alice replies with “Sure dude. Do you want relish, or shall i get one of the girls to piss on it”. Good old days.
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Any journalist parroting ‘Diversity is our strength’ needs to be dropped in the middle of Lutonabad or Bradistan and left to fight their way out.
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I was born in Bradford Manchester and lived adjacent to the colliery, which had lorry loads of coal wizzing from its doors and shedding it along the road for lots of young children like myself to take home and keep our starving families worm. The colliery became famous due to a yankie actor rather than the Manchester City football ground that was eventually built there. I’d already moved from the area in the sixties, to one of the new housing estates.
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To keep warm, the worms we had came from of the conditions we lived in.
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All media is run by woke lefties who don’t report the important news.
And that means ALL media.
When a nom is posted here I will often try to look up information, so as not to look like a bigger cunt than I already am when I reply.
It’s impossible to find out the ethnicity of a criminal in the UK media, unless of course that criminal is white.
Your illegal immigration invasion is watered down.
Headlines will tell you that 2.000 immigrants have entered your country in the past few weeks, for instance.
What you are not told is that is the total number that people have counted arriving on the beaches via RNLI and border force boats having been ‘rescued’ as soon as they entered British waters.
There will be a thousand more that entered under the spotlight and many thousands that have simply entered the UK on ferries and planes using dubious Visas.
Your invasion is horrendous, but the media will never report it.
The official number of Muslims in the UK is less than 4 million.
I left the country many, many year’s ago and I suggest that there was more than 4 million even then.
You are being lied to and any investigation reporter could easily expose the truth.
But you no longer have freedom of press.
Even if you did, your media would refuse to print the truth.
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Precisely.
In other news I watched,with some delight,a clip of Spanish police knocking fuck out of a rabble of North African sand rats.
None of that in Modern Britain,thank you.
It just wouldn’t do.
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Why are there loads of fat cunts wa… I was about to say walking the streets, what I meant to say driving along them, but not for long, because death will be greeting them sooner.
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Here’s my tits, my arse will follow a short while later.
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‘… according to someone familiar with the matter’ became ‘according to two people familiar with the matter’ became ‘according to three people familiar with the matter’ became ‘according to four people familiar with the matter’ became …..
I’ve seen it approach double numbers.
Seven, say, people from the Pentagon or a closed fucking Oval office briefing risking everything at the same time to talk about the same topic to the same news outlet? .. sometimes supposed confidential details from a group that would be so small as to be pretty traceable. All uncheckable due to ‘anonymity’.
Yeah. It’s disingenuous bullshit.
Nineteen people familiar with the matter told me so!
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When I first heard about BBC Verify’s Marianna Spring, she was reported to be 26 years of age.
26 years old and the chief of what is effectively a ministry of truth.
I don’t care how expensive her education was, how the fuck can someone of that age be regarded as arbiter of the truth?
I know these young journalists have got to start somewhere, but it would surely be a good idea for them to start at the bottom.
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I can’t get past the fact Fieldy that she holds that job despite having lied in her CV to get it. Still, if it’s good enough for cabinet ministers then I guess…..
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“a good idea for them to start at the bottom”..
aye the bottom of a very deep well.
Good morning F.M/All.
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For the fucking gaslighting and outright lying she peddles to the demented fogies that still pay to be mind-raped by the BBJezeera, she should be made to relaunch her career, from the bottom of the cunting Mariana’s Trench.
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Fat cunts should be talking about gaining names rather than losing them, due to size and living in more than one location at the same time.
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Here’s a fucking good example of a shite journalist.. cunt..!
https://x.com/raelbrav/status/2086908291997921370
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I had to Google the above mentioned bbc journo .
” Correspondent for disinformation for the BBC”
The whole fucking BBC is one pile of disinformation…!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marianna_Spring
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There ‘just happen’ to be photos of her as a nipper giving flowers to Lizzy 2.
Yeah, she really coincidentally just happened to grow up to become a prominent BBC figure, and her family was in no way already arse deep in The Establishment with that trajectory already mapped out for her.
Just like Rudebanana ‘coincidentally’ had photos on hand to be bandied around of him being in some Dr Who promo as a kid.
Shit journalism is not only endless, it’s also part of the ‘elite’ club that is all bandied together like the tightest packed ball of dung being rolled to Davos by their beetle minions.
Oh and they’ve sunk even lower than octogenarian’s cunts on the Titanic for pushing this ‘wildfires caused by cLIEmate Change’ Fabian bollocks.
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Nail on the head again Wokey. Sometimes a clip of colour film is broadcast of an elderly celebrity when they were a child. It shows their wealthy background. Like many ordinary families we have old grainy black and white photos of grandparents and great-grandparents. No colour photos because the cost of such were unaffordable and the cost of using colour movie film was completely out of reach to 99% of folks.
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Wherever a fat cunt walks (occasionally) alarms should go off due to the sheer weight they are carrying. If that doesn’t embarrass them I don’t know what will, other than death.
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No news is good news and it will always be, due to me taking no notice of it.
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The only news I want hear is all illegals have fucked off and all those doing wrong, that’s too much to mention, have dropped down dead. Sorry it was only a mike levelling test by the newsreader.
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The mainstream media has always been biased, certainly in all of our life times. It makes more sense to think of it as regime media. You have the biases of those who own and control the different outlets, those the information is aimed at, the advertisers who make most of these enterprises profitable, and then the wider social, political and legal culture they all operate within.
If there was some golden age when the minions working for these organisations were fearlessly independent and objective in their work, and that their efforts were published or broadcast in an unvarnished fashion, would anybody care to explain when that was?
We haven’t been a free country since the second world war. Impossible to expect that when you have a war time command economy and a state that is controlling everything, even what people can eat, say and do. And many of those powers were never properly relinquished afterwards.
You can show me any story from the past 70 years and I will be able to pick holes in the way it has been portrayed. The problem isn’t with journalists as such, although a lot of the more well known ones seem to be pompous, deluded and a bit thick. What is worse is all the ill educated, lazy plebs believing what they are told by others and expecting there to be some magic standard that is impartial and honest. Why would that be? They are not being paid to serve you. Never have.
If you haven’t seen an event take place with your own eyes then you’re receiving the information second, third, fourth and fifth hand, at best. Filtered through the minds of other people and groups, all with their biases and selfish motivations.
Best you can do is assume everything you read or hear is wrong until proven otherwise and work from there. Consult different sources, beware of your own confirmation bias and ignorance, go for primary sources as well as secondary. Luckily, we do have YouTube and the online thing these days, so there is an alternative to the regime behemoth, albeit with its own flaws.
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The British traditionally have had an aversion to being required to carry ID. In WW2 everyone was required to carry a National Identity card. This was tolerated due to the situation. After the war the politicians kept the legislation in place and the police could stop you and demand to see your ID. This obtained for several years until one brave bolshy man who was prosecuted pushed it all the way and the politicians were forced to back down and rescind the law. Now we have the Uniparty periodically trying to revive ID cards. Don’t bother pointing out to me which countries have such laws; I don’t fucking care.
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Yep,that truly took off when the Rothschilds acquired ‘Reuters’ as the filtering platform to steer narratives away from their geopolitical nefarities for well over a century.
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All mainstream news is fake. You have to rely on Truth Social to find out what is really going on. Cuts out the bullshit.
Oh, and take The Sporting Life for investment advice, obviously.
Good morning, everyone.
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A splendid headline from the BBC today.
” I thought Tourettes would ruin my life. Now I teach at Cambridge.”
Well, love, given the kicking Cambridge are currently getting in the media for their questionable hiring policies, I for one certainly wouldn’t be shouting that achievement from the rooftops.
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https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c7944gv359jo
A link, in case anyone gives a twopenny fuck.
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Can’t be much of a tourettes issue if she has been able to keep her affliction ” hidden “..🤔
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Fly on the wall at her interview. How will your approach bring synergy to the narrative lived by your students. Well pop weasel arse i would endevour neeeee twat to cock nurture their orange bollocks interest in a fucktard arse arse shit plane diagonal to the intended outcome of nob nob nob aaaark nob arse you cunt
Thank you you’ve got the position.
Thank you sawpit winabago buffalo horse tractor arse arse you will not regret hiring me steaming fucktard bastard Ning Ning lobster.
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😂👏
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Not surprising really, ask a question that upsets the person you’re investigating you get warning letters from Carter fuck and old bill camping outside your house. Sure many serious journalists are taking their pensions and fucking off. I would in the circumstances what’s the point.
Thus the investigative arm of the msm is taken over by AI and persons on job creation schemes. The change continues apace
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It isn’t just what the media outlets say and and show you, and people are right to notice the stock images, but also what they don’t tell you. A lot of the bias is in news selection. What stories they prefer to leave out and what they prefer to promote.
The BBC are creepy cunts and always have been. It has never been particularly good and we shouldn’t pretend otherwise. Their far left, nudge-unit approach is obvious enough now to anybody who isn’t senile or stupid, but what were they up to 30 years ago?
To my mind, there has always been that pompous, patrician attitude. “Let’s tell these little people what they need to know. What we think is best.” The ‘knowing’ style of delivery and haughty accents. They also have a habit of promoting ugly, weird and/or unlistenable people. The Pestons, the Marrs, the Vines. How on earth could Peston have ever been considered suitable for a career that involves conveying information to others on TV? Then there’s the repeated pattern of hiring deviants, the names of whom are all too familiar.
A disgusting organisation. So glad I withdrew my funding 25 years ago.
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