(I could have uploaded a pic of Frog One, but then I saw this – his missus and Obama’s wife about to go down on each other – DA)

Nicolas Sarkozy is a cunt.

This corrupt little snail eating turd has got what was coming to him. 3 years in Le Nick. I dare say the slippery little cunt will either get out of it or only do a few months though. People who say Sarkozy is like a modern Napoleon are cunts. Sarkozy is just a French Derek Hatton (and a total cunt).

I am only sorry other two of the time cunts – Cameron and Clegg – haven’t bee lobbed in the big house and all.

Oh, and if Carla fancies a bit, I’m available.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-56237818

Nominated by: Norman

No, not the month, melancholic though it is – the real dog days of summer in Britain when it is getting dark at 8.00 in the evening and the first fireworks are going off and the Xmas cards are appearing in Clintons. This cunting is for the offspring of that daft tart Princess Eugenie, who always looks as though she has had a red hot poker stuck up her arse, judging by the eyes wide open look of surprise on her ugly mug. They have called the poor little bleeder AUGUST:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-9281213/Princess-Eugenie-husband-Jack-named-son-August-Philip-Hawke-Brooksbank.html

What a fucking liberty – Eugenie and all the other hangers on, including her mum Sarah Ferguson and her dad – the bloke who sang Thank Heavens For Little Girls (allegedly), just know they will never have to live in the real world like the rest of us. Can you see the little lad in 16 years time, clocking in, in his overalls with a name like August?

Nominated by :W. C. Boggs

A holy masters (mistresses) of disguise, Batman, cunting for a couple of sneaky “seniors” in the USA.

These two ‘grannies’ turned up for their second dose of the vaccine ? but staff became suspicious when their birth dates didn’t match up. They were subsequently rumbled and the police were called who issued the two women, aged 34 and 44, with trespass notices.

On a serious note, it was a pretty lowdown dirty trick to rob genuine seniors of the dose by jumping the queue but this story has made my week for more than one reason. I’m hesitant to admit both these ‘grannies’ seem well worth a portion of something injected into them, but thankfully having watched the video realised with great relief I haven’t got gilf fever after all, phwooaaaarrrrrrr ?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/world-us-canada-56138699

Nominated by: TheBestRevengeIsLivingWell 

Bitcoin is a cunt.

I don’t get “crypto currencies” and the more I read about them the more I glaze over. What irritates me beyond belief is the number of spam emails offering this crap which turn up in my in box. My spam filter misses them and even though I mark them as junk I still get dozens a day. The email addresses they come from are all made up of badly spelt fake names and gibberish. Obviously generated by some sick bastard sitting in Nigeria or some other scam hell hole.

I wouldn’t touch this “investment” with a barge pole as it seems to be based on a complete and utter fallacy. Bitcoin exists only in cyberspace and is not backed by gold reserves or any other tangible asset.

The fact that that huge wanker Elon Musk is now allowing his Tesla cars to be bought by Bitcoin does not convince me one iota.

The world’s monetary system is crazy enough as it is without adding more instability.

My good lady and myself will continue to maintain the family fortune in premium bonds and post office savings.

Nominated by: Lord Helpuss

Matt Hancock, Porton Biopharma, and some “significant others”.

After doing a “bit of digging about” I discovered some very interesting information about our favourite pouty faced Lieutenant Gruber impersonator Matt Hancock – this from Companies house:
1 active person with significant control / 0 active statements
Secretary Of State For Health ACTIVE
Correspondence address
Richmond House, 79 Whitehall, London, United Kingdom, SW1A 2NS
Notified on
6 April 2016
Governing law
United Kingdom Law
Legal form
Cabinet Minister
Nature of control
Ownership of shares – 75% or more

Hancock owns Porton Biopharma, health minister Nadhim Zahawi owns Zahawi Warren Medical (quickly renamed Warren Medical) and has his Wife running it in her maiden name along with his two Sons who also use different names,

Sons:
3 officers / 0 resignations
SAIB, Lana Fawzi Jamil
Correspondence address
36 Wilton Crescent, London, United Kingdom, SW1X 8RX
Role ACTIVE
Director
Date of birth
May 1966
Appointed on
10 June 2020
Nationality
British
Country of residence
United Kingdom
Occupation
Director

https://find-and-update.company-information.service.gov.uk/officers/qUdUfx8Px-n0JuFtTbtietl3sCU/appointments

SHANSHAL, Ahmad
Correspondence address
36 Wilton Crescent, London, United Kingdom, SW1X 8RX
Role ACTIVE
Director
Date of birth
February 1997
Appointed on
10 June 2020
Nationality
British
Country of residence
United Kingdom
Occupation
Director

SHANSHAL, Jaafar
Correspondence address
36 Wilton Crescent, London, United Kingdom, SW1X 8RX
Role ACTIVE
Director
Date of birth
February 1997
Appointed on
10 June 2020
Nationality
British
Country of residence
United Kingdom
Occupation
Director

Not to be outdone, here comes Sir Patrick Vallance on the rails, with a £600K shareholding in GSK (Daily Telegraph) – and, skulking in the shadows, we have SAGE, who have refused point blank to reveal how many of them have a financial interest in pharmaceutical and medical companies – not suspicious at all, nothing to see here.
My Spider Senses are tingling, and I smell a number of rats..

Nominated by: Vernon Fox