On a similar theme to the Tom Hanks nom, I would like to cunt The Matrix.
Why is this film so popular? Why the fuck is it held up as a masterpiece, and a paragon of filmmaking genius? I had to watch it once for RE homework when I was a teenager and was so bored out of my skull that I haven’t seen it since.
Nominated by: General Tso’s Chiggun
A roly–poly, holy roller cunting please for portly “Pastor” Ms Weir for holding a “religious” service complete with tents, food and “sound stage” – in an Aldi car park:
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-nottinghamshire-56139051
Are these titles, like “Pastor” self administered, because she hardly looks like a doctor of divinity ro me
Sge as been fined, but is of cours appealing (not to me she isn’t) and no doubt a woke magistrate will rescind the fine.
I wonder if she counts David Lammy as one of his long line of unfortunate friends?
Nominated by: W. C. Boggs
Africans are cunts, especially when they live here and jump on the slavery victimhood bandwagon.
Toyin Agbetu is a classic example. Like Lammy he is Nigerian. He moans about white supremacy (sorry we cant help it) and slavery when he comes from a place that enslaved Africans and then sold them to the Americas.
They were already slaves before they left Africa. Its about time the real story of slavery was told.
Anthony Gormley thinks the British museum should bring African artifacts out of the basement for display.. Great idea. Then we can be told how they got there. For example the much maligned Baden Powell took part in the the punitive Ashanti expedition. Why? To end slavery there.
The slavery wasn’t for labour but for human sacrifice. You wont learn that in “black history month”.
Nominated by: Smug cunt
Yesterday somebody (not me) posted a cunting about football in general. It caused a few esteemed cunters to complain about the topic being nominated again. A similar thing happened with BLM, BBC the Bat flu and they ended up with their own dedicated threads…which no cunt hardly ever bothers with. I tried a bit with the BBC one, bit nobody really bothers.
Cunters are only really interested in the new cuntings on the main page. It’s just the way the world is on these sort of sites.
Now, my gripe is that just because somebody says ‘Not again’ should not mean that topic is banished from the main page.
If I were in charge of the BBC or the Football Association, I would be posting ‘not again’ all of the time on websites that complain about my organisation. It takes the heat off.
It seems we are doing the very thing we accuse others of. Shutting down any speech on topics we don’t want to hear about.
Here’s the thing. Football and the BBC are huge topics. It could be that Rashford has said something ‘political’ again after having another bad game to take the heat off himself. It could be the knee taking. The gayness rainbow shite. The wiminz commentating. The money etc etc. There is always something topical going on within football and sport in general.
Same with the BBC. These cunts are getting off lightly by being removed from the main pages. They are running our country into the ground every single fucking day, and yet, because one or two cunts said, ‘Not again’ we ban cunting them on the main page?
Well, why don’t we do the same with Elton John? Prince Halfwit and his Mrs? Boris Johnson? Wearing facemasks? All topics I’m bored of reading about, but here’s the rub…
… I don’t want you to stop cunting these people/topics. Some of the responses can be hilarious and thought provoking (yes, it actually does happen on here sometimes).
Also, new cunters are more likely to cunt things we’ve cunted a million times already. These are folk who probably found us the say we all did by, in a fit if anger, boredom and frustration, we typed ‘Owen Jones is a cunt’ into Google. A lot of them then vent their spleen for the first time ever. It’s not good to then go ‘Not again!’ to any new cunters. They’ve been holding it in like a big runny shit on the way home from the pub after 10 pints of stout. They need the release like we all did.
It’s not my website, but I say close down the dedicated threads and cunt whatever you want to on the main thread. If it’s good enough/funny enough and topical enough I don’t see the problem.
Plenty of whingers cunt the same shit all the time and then say ‘Not again’ on topics they don’t like. Fuck that shit.
As another cunter said yesterday, ‘are we not emulating what is happening in society at large-possibly the very motivation that brings most members to this site in the first place?’
Ps admin – You do a great job, this is just my two penneth and I’m as big a cunt as any cunt on here.
Nominated by: Cuntybollocks
(Good points.
The dedicated threads (BBC, Covid, BLM etc.) are reviewed by us on a regular basis to see if they’re still topical/active. If one or two have run out of steam they will be taken down.
These dedicated topics were created purely because we were getting flooded with nominations covering the same ground on a daily basis. Which meant more work for us and a period of Groundhog Day for users seeing the same old nominations again and again.
It’s a difficult balancing act between keeping nominations fresh/funny/controversial/topical and the repetitiveness of hugely popular topics.
But this nomination will hopefully provide some interesting/constructive feedback. Thank you – DA)
I would like to cunt Space exploration. NASA have been getting excited about landing a Rover on Mars to look for remains of life.
https://mars.nasa.gov/mars2020/
How many fucking times has this been happening? Its frankly embarrassing. You would think 50 years after landing on the moon we would have made more progress.
Its even more worrying when the Saudis and the Chinese are racing to make their own death stars.
I hate all those Autistic desk drones telling us how we are somehow supposed to find a fucking rock exciting.
Say what you like about Elon Musk, but he has the right idea with making space commercially viable. Its what we should have done from the start, and frankly, that is something we should be paying more attention to.
Nominated by: Angryman