Danny Dyer is a cunt.
He believes his own publicity and tries to assert his ill-founded reputation as a “hard man “ even on game shows, but fails to impress even the softest rice pudding. He’s just a bad mannered lout with an overgrown notion of importance.
What a cunt.
Nominated by: El Spazmo
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/13874418/danny-dyer-grandad-west-ham/
Think NHS and you think svelte healthy eaters, practically adverts for famine relief. Wrong – every time I see yet another news story about the needle wielding nursing staff they are – to put it mildly – porkers – wimmin with 52″ busts and enormous backsides, sticking out like the boot of a 1954 Austin Somerset which suggests they work in the NHS to get their knickers on prescription. But this obesity seems to affect tthe men as well. Look at this Fatty Arbuckle wannabe:
No offence to the job they do – but how many more photos do we need of heavily built people wearing enormous face nappies sticking needles into arms, or giant Q Tips down peoples throats?. They all look as if they had spent a week at the ubs dartboard with a pie in one hand and their darts in the other.
As it is constantly stated being overweight is an extra danger to Covid why don’t they find some thin employees doing the deed?. Preferably a busty young nurse in a short tight skirt with black stockings and suspenders, liek they used to have in the Carry ON’s?
I wonder if I could offer up Mrs. Boggs as an injector?. She’d make that bloke ,look small and it would get her away from “Classic” Eastenders
Nominated by: W. C. Boggs
I would like to Nominate “Wild” Swimming. Here is a link about it (warning, it’s the Grauniad)
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2020/jan/29/swimming-wild-trend-social-media-cliche
This mediocre hobby involves hipsters and beta males swimming in British streams and passing it off as adventurous. If you need to swim in cold, filthy water in order to convince people you are adventurous, then you probably deserve to have your clothes stolen by chavs, along with the inevitable viles disease from drinking the water. Instead of this feeble attempts at being interesting, why not actually do something interesting, and go scuba diving.
Nominated by: Angryman
I heard this mentioned on Mike Graham’s Plank of the Week show.
Their coat of arms features a ship and during a council meeting, one of the cuntcillors noticed the ship and raised the issue that it could possibly be a slave ship.
An investigation has now been launched over this potentially heinous image, a great use of public money.
Nominated by: mystic maven
Superstitious savages are cants…
Just in case you haven’t noticed, some strange metal monoliths have started appearing around the world in the strangest of places, a desert in Utah, a field in Belgium, even on a beach in the UK. This strange phenomenon has been meet with wonder, curiosity and interest. However when mentioning the strangest of places one has cropped up on a roundabout in DR Congo and true to form has been attacked by a furious mob citing among other theories, satanic evil origins, so they promptly trashed it in barbaric pitchfork and torches style?
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-56112310
Fuck off!
Nominated by: TheBestRevengeIsLivingWell