I just know that all ISACers will be touched by the success of this Gambian asylum seeker-turned cushion designer who only charges €80 to € 95 per cushion which he has sewn with his own artistic hands. That £70 to £82 which I´m sure you´ll agree is very reasonable.

The Financial Times recently featured him and gushed that “If joy could be sewn and stitched with ruffles” then it would be found in one of Paboy´s creations. These come in mixes such as “Raspberry pink with mango-tree-green ruffle” and “Pompeii red with sandy-yellow piping”. His latest design is a “gorgeous Yves Klein blue and navy-blue combination”.

The good news is that Paboy is in Italy and is unlikely to turn up in your street offering his cushions. After two years attempting to cross the desert and Mediterranean and sleeping rough in Libya, he got a permit to enter Italy. In Naples, he found a “dormant Singer machine and some vintage fabrics forgotten under a bed” which led him to found his business. No, they did not fall off the back of a lorry. He now plans to expand into bedding, tablecloths and duvets and employ fellow migrants.

Gambia´s loss is obviously Italy and Europe´s gain but as Gambia is now a functioning democracy maybe Paboy will let us down and just go back home.

http://www.ft.com/content/11a8dc07-87ca-467d-a6ba-4577a75e1fd8

Nominated by: Mr Polly

Lorry drivers are cunts,

i know that’s expansive but bear with me, i don’t mean the lost Polish lorry drivers going the wrong way around roundabouts or the fuckers that do the 52 mph overtake that takes 3 miles to complete on the motorway, or even the fuckers that jump a lane and then try to push into your lane with a fucking artic, or even the cunts that block a whole road so they can stop off at a Greggs, or even the cunts that drop 5 mile long diesel slicks on every corner and roundabout, or even the gobshite cunt lorry driver from another well know Cardiff company that delivers cladding who cant drive, cant park and likes to block the only thoroughfare in a small Cardiff estate before mouthing off at any fucker he holds up, good plan in a sign written truck cunt, or the mother fuckers who have to get to their park up point before their tachograph time runs out so they drive like the final lap at LeMans as it seems speeding, danger, points on their licence death and destruction are less of a worry than an infringement notice on their operators licence, i mean the fuckers who do all the above whilst dropping mud, flinging rocks, jumping traffic lights, hooning around Cardiff in their soil lorries, this is usually perpatrated by a well known soil company in Cardiff who has certain requirements before they can employ you, you have to be a cunt, drive like a cunt all day whilst being employed by cunts, probably drive an Audi in your private life where im sure your also actually a cunt.
So to the well known soil company in Cardiff, you are cunts fuck you….

Nominated by:Fuglyucker 

(Nice nom but we can’t be arsed to throw in some paragraphs – DA)

RuPaul is a cunt.

This talent-free tosspot is now everywhere and it’s puke inducing Drag Race is the new thing to watch for mongs who love crap like Britain’s Got Talent and X-Factor.

Prime time viewing is now a trannie takeover. It’s not funny, it’s not dramatic, and it certainly is not entertaining. It is pure woke shite just there for the sake of being woke, and yet another ‘Beeb’ attempt to make the abnormal appear normal. Once it was variety shows, Eric and Ernie, or Brucie and his conveyor belt. Now it’s these cunts who are on telly for no other reason than being look at me trannies that fit the woke bill.

And – rest assured – this christmas cracker novelty act trannie cunt will end up as the highest paid person at the BBC. This garish effort is their new golden calf.

The Beeb cunts are already comparing ‘Paul’ – a fucking panto drag queen – to the likes of Aristotle. Who will it be next? Issac Newton? Leonardo da Vinci? Isambard Kingdom Brunel? Albert fucking Einstein?!

Please just fuck off!

Nominated by: Norman 

A quick nomination for that feminazi clickhole ‘Jezebel’ and clickwank in general. A site along the same lines as Salon, Huffpost etc, marginally more sophisticated than Buzzfeed but aimed at the mentally subnormal SJW crowd.

The brains trust writing for it decided that it was well worth their time asking why Chun-L, a female character from China, was missing from a film adaptation of video game Mortal Kombat.

In their rattled state they forgot that Chun-Li is a character from the Street fighter series, not Mortal Kombat.
As petty as this individual case seems, it is reflective of a wider malaise in journalism; anything for clicks. It’s the route the Guardian has gone down since the appointment of Katherine ‘head girl’ Viner.

The ineptitude of these thick bastards is staggering. Perhaps it’s because they are feminists and find simple facts difficult to process.

I await their article on the submissive role of the female carriages ‘pulled’ and ‘shunted’ by Thomas the Tank Engine, or will they leave that to the equally petty femstapo blog ‘The Mary Sue?’

It all sounds like a real knife to the heart of the patriarchy..

Nominated by: Cuntamus Prime 

https://jezebel.com/

Skeletor Pislosi is a vindictive old zombie witch ?‍♀️ ?of a cant!

Still fuming and rabid about not getting her own way in regards to the Great Donald’s impeachment acquittal X2 ? the hateful old crone has hatched an Independent commission to investigate the Capitol Hill protest. This according to her will be the same sort of enquiry as launched for the 911 terrorist attacks. Yes really, this knackered old delusional piss stain is comparing these together.

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-56077776

You lost Pislosi, get over it. Long live Big D, 4 more years ?

Fuck off!

Nominated by: Coolforcunts