Smug fucker. Occasionally amusing but never funny. His versions of Sergeant Bilko and Inspector Clouseau were pathetic. No thanks and non merci, respectively.

Still he doesn´t seem to be a woke. Or am I wrong?

Having said that, I did like the part in “L.A. Story” where he got involved with the bimbette Sarah Jessica Parker who was quite sexy before she became a frightening skeleton in “Sex in the City”.

She´s on my list for a future nom unless anyone has already lined her up.

Nominated by: Mr Polly

A why didn’t you stop at that junction cunting for cunts who drive, ride, cycle, leccy scooter with their fucking hoods up and headphones in their fucking ears, I know I’m going to participate in an activity that requires all my attention or I could kill someone or get killed all because I’m a selfish, retarded cunt who doesn’t give a flying fuck about anyone but himself, I can understand if your sat on a bus and want to avoid the usual fucking loons that want to spark up a conversation.

These cunts don’t stop at junctions, don’t look/can’t see at fucking junctions, jump off pavements into moving traffic and then give you the finger usually in the dark with no lights wearing all black, hoping they get knocked off so they can sue you, I would like to see them smashed into or run over and blended with their vehicle of choice until they resemble the terminator or Stephen fucking Hawking either is fine for me, and march the cunts off to the nearest scrapyard crusher….. Sorted once and for all, a not so natural selection for the cunts

Nominated by: Fuglyucker 

Saint Marcus of the blessed Rashford is a cunt.

Marcus Rashford named in Time magazine’s Next 100 list as someone who is shaping the future.

Shaping the future?!

The mouthy little bollock can’t even shape the future of the team he plays in. Six seasons in, and still he hasn’t scored 20 league goals in a campaign. He can’t even score 20 in all competitions. He’s not even all that as a player.

But because he’s the right colour and makes the right virtue signalling noises, he is revered and his footballing ineptitude is continuously overlooked and conveniently ignored. The little clown is more well known for doing stupid fist salutes than he is for scoring goals and on the pitch heroics. It’s absolutely laughable.

And as for Time Magazine? Didn’t they make Hitler man of the year just before he invaded Poland? They are cunts and all.

Nominated by: Norman 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/56101734

A tin foil covered colander twatting for the rising number of conspiratoid twats who have crawled out from the basements in their Moms house to spout their crazy theories for the benefit of us “sheeple “.

I say twats and not cunts as there are increasing numbers of them on here and I don’t want to break any rules.(Good! – DA)

You know the sort. “The earth is flat. COVID-19 is a hoax. Bill Gates is behind it all and wants to microchip everyone. No one has died etc etc. The list goes on. One of the best is the claim that the elite steal babies to butcher them and drink their blood. Thousand of them every day according to the “Truly Awake “. FFS get real.

The UK has more than its fair share of these deluded fools. Here are a couple of them. A twat from Sheffield and a twat who lives in exile in Greece but is from the UK. Prepare to suspend reality if you watch these.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mpAbxZCWtgs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIgAMuUZnuU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXxuTf60iKk

Nominated by: Grumpy Old Cunt 

(Please don’t turn this into another personal abuse shitshow otherwise it will be pulled – DA)

Who is this turd, and what’s the problem? Well, this fat piece of shit took to social media when old Captain Tom snuffed it, and he was in a celebratory mood. He said ‘The only good Brit soldier is a deed one, burn auld fella, burrrn’

From this spite filled outburst I take it the fat cunt is an SNP prick, as he clearly doesn’t like the concept of Britain, and because he’s a Celtic fan, who are apparently catholic cunts, who like their spud picking cousins across the water hate the Brits. The fat bald sectarian cunt can’t have had an easy life as at 35 he looks older than me at nearly twenty years his senior. What makes him think his pathetic life gives him the right to slag off and old bloke who did more in a week with a Zimmer frame than this krankie fan will achieve in a lifetime is beyond me.

However……
The fat cunt has felt the long arm of the law and is being prosecuted for his pathetic outburst, and as much as I think he’s a prick for doing it, there’s no way he should have been arrested for it. What the fuck happened to free speech? This I fear is the thin end of the wedge, and pretty soon we are going to feel the consequences.
As for the little fat catholic, I hope he gets acquitted. Then, when out celebrating, he bumps into a few squaddies from a Scottish regiment, and they school the fucker.

Nominated by: Gutstick Japseye 

https://metro.co.uk/2021/02/18/pictured-man-charged-over-tweet-telling-captain-tom-moore-to-burn-14104737/