…as Colonel Sanders.

Doesn’t his look sum him up. I mean in his face. The smugness. That doesn’t come from the original Colonel Sanders. No that’s the real Gary there.

I remember when it was very looked down upon if a BBC presenter/employee did an Ad. Des Lyman did the obligatory afternoon life insurance or funeral plan ad. But here’s the point – I am pretty sure he had retired when did them. So with Parky. But Gary is a ‘star’ (however reluctantly we are to admit it) and he’s doing these Ads now, prime time. I mean you turn over from Match of the Day and there he is with his crisps. Just something rotten about it.

I mean it’s a long campaign.(not a Liverpool cup run I mean the Walker’s ads) He’s been doing them for years. And being paid handsomely. After being paid handsomely by the BBC.

And the ads themselves are not particularly witty or entertaining.

Yeah what happened to the dignity of the BBC. As I say it was not long ago that doing an ad was frowned upon. But further back even to work in commercial television was seen as rather vulgar.

It seems as if he’s untouchable at the BBC. He can spout his political views (could you imagine Des Lyman doing that?) and make loads more money from doing these ads.
Could it possibly be his left wing views that see him safe? Surely not.

Nominated by: Miles Plastic

(Despite the ruling, you just know this isn’t over. Expect lots of bleating and fake outrage from the Left – DA)

Shamima Begum and the Court of Appeal

At the time of writing this nom, the piece of human waste that is Shamima Begum has been refused entry to the UK ‘to fight her case’.

We all know that if she gets in, it’ll be impossible to get rid of the cunt. She’ll also cost a fortune (she’ll need watching for the rest of her life by security services, new identity, free house, benefits for life etc).

If you recall, this bitch had her citizenship revoked for fucking off and joining ISIS. The Home Office, in a rare show of doing the right thing, told her to rot in the Syrian ‘refugee camp’ as she would be be allowed back into the UK.

Well, that brought out a big slimy bunch of shyster and Islamist lawyers from under their rocks. Then, the lily livered, bleeding heart Court of Appeal agreed that she should be allowed into the UK to ‘fight her case’. Her rights, you see, trump everyone else’s. Fuck any security risk. Not just from her, but from those aligned with her in the UK.

Thankfully, the Supreme Court have just told the Court of Appeal to ‘fuck right off’ in legal terms.

Those on the Court of Appeal who voted to bring ‘poor Shamima back should all be dropped off at an ISIS training camp, the fucking cunts.

Rot you fucking bitch.

Fuck off.

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-56209007

Nominated by: Cuntybollocks 

… and seconded by Quick Draw McGraw 

I need to add my voice to the Shamima Begum (or Shamima Begone, as I shall now call her), the pig faced, donkey fucking, terrorist whore who launched an appeal against the British government’s decision to withdraw her status as a British citizen and deny her entry to the UK, after she fucked off with another, now dead, young Muslim lass to the ISIS hell hole of Syria.

Whilst in that charmless, rotting corpse of a failed state, she married an ISIS terrorist (also now dead) and had children with him. When that all went tits up, she decided that she wanted to come back to the UK, where I have no doubt she would have lived a life on benefits, whilst acting as a recruiter for ISIS. Well, today, Friday 26th February 2021, the Supreme court have heard her appeal, and her hopes have now been Daeshed. The appeal was rejected and evil Miss Piggy will not be coming to the UK. Oh happy fucking day.

And now that the Supreme Court have ruled that a Government’s prime responsibility is to protect the lives of its citizens, instead of pandering to traitors like Begone, hopefully, with this precedent set, the Government will now set about withdrawing the citizenship of all the others like Begone. Those who are still alive anyway.

Shamima Begone, you ugly, tent wearing whore, you are a cunt. And thanks to the Supreme court, you’re now a cunt without a country.

…and thirded by TheBestRevengeIsLivingWell 

Just to add….The problem is the UK have let at least 425 (or more) British passport holding Isis terrorists back already and can proudly announce we have the biggest cohort of returned terrorists in Europe. Some of whom apparently, have “Disappeared” from the view of security services, who refuse to confirm how many have been jailed or are being tracked.

They are only appeasing the publics outrage by making this bucktoothed head sweeper a scapegoat because of the huge publicity already surrounding high-profile, Begum. Whereas they should’ve been making scapegoats out of the 425+ of them and let none back in at all!

The UK, as soft as fuck, come one come all!

A meatball in gravy cunting for Mark Zuckerberg and his Facebook censorship fuckery.
Facebook has censored our culinary delight that is known as Faggots.

Pensnett , Brierly Hill and Black Cuntry Now and Then History Group have had one of their admin in the group removed from their Facebook account, for discussing “Faggots”, a delicacy in the West Midlands and South West. They say faggots is a derogatory term, a pejorative for a male shirt lifter.

They steal the words, then steal the meaning. Utter, contemptible cunts.

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2021/02/18/zuckerberg-challenged-by-british-mps-over-facebook-censorship-of-pork-faggots-english-delicacy/

Nominated by: Cuntington Smythe

(Can’t be absolutely positive, but WordFence may censor “faggots” in your follow-up comments. So please improvise where possible as I’ll be watching a reboot of “Debbie does Dallas”, starring Sparkletits – DA)

Before I start, you may ask, what is the point of raising this subject once again? In case you weren’t aware this commitment (conveniently not attracting any headlines from the MSM) is going to cost the UK £50 billion* per year. That’s enough to cancel out the “Covid debt” without any need for further tax rises (watch out for 3rd March this year!). If “spaffing the most £££” were to be a criteria for a nomination then this one surely qualifies.

You can imagine the scene in Parliament when they unanimously voted for this crock of shite:

“Matter of order ladies, gentlemen, gays, lezzies, trannies & toasters – just a quick vote to foist a spiffing scheme onto the electorate that will make us look really good to the greens and lefties out there worldwide and embarrass other western countries.”
“But, Optimus Prime Minister you most magnificent member sir [doffs cap –but doesn’t kneel as this is Parliament and not a football stadium] how much will this cost and how will we justify the spend?”

“It’ll literally cost £ trillions but we’ll hide it away in the small print and the plebs, sorry I mean – what is that term- ah yes voters, will never notice. What’s more there’ll be lots of high paying scams for all your mates to get in on and as this bollocks, sorry Nut Nuts I mean – what is the term – ouch yes zero emissions malarkey doesn’t actually have to deliver anything they can fuck up as much as they want while bleeding the taxpayer white. What’s not to like? Mr Speaker…”
“Voted through unanimously PM”.

OK, that’s enough of that how about some more facts:

UK 2019 CO2 total emissions of 351.5 million tonnes**
China 2019 CO2 emissions increase 290 million tonnes***
[Ergo all the pain of the UK achieving “net zero” will make no tangible difference to global emissions.]

Issues with electric cars:

1 – They are a wholly inefficient design.
A 100 KWH EV battery releases 20 tonnes of CO2 being manufactured****
It weighs 625 Kg and will give a range of 325 miles+
Whereas a conventional car’s fuel only weighs 46Kgs for a 639 mile range ++(2014 Accord diesel 12 gallons)

2 – They pollute as much as small conventional cars.
When you take into account the massive pollution from battery manufacture (to say nothing of sending small children down rare earth mineral mines in third world countries to provide the raw materials) and the fact that 50% of the UK’s power generation is from burning gas+++, there is power loss both over the grid and through “charging inverters” (quite a lot here) a Toyota Aygo pollutes less.

3 – They are vastly inconvenient for “everyday use”.
A rich footballer might have a Nissan Leaf parked up the drive for a bit of showy “virtue signalling”, while he’s off driving about in the W12 Bentley, but for most people they are just not practical. If you are lucky enough to have off road parking (40% of motorists don’t) and your own charger it will take 4-8 hours to charge your Nissan Leaf (“fast charging” won’t be an option with a 13amp ring main!)++++ This will give you a range of 168 miles (better call it 120 for safety so you don’t need to call the RAC out with their diesel generator to charge your electric car up!). Don’t rely on finding a service station charger and, if you do know of one, don’t rely on it being working. [5 minutes to fuel your diesel car and drive for 639 anxiety free miles – hmmm…]

4. The national grid wouldn’t cope with a full electric car roll out
Average annual household electricity consumption in UK is 12,000 KWH| Assume an electric car drives only 8,000 miles a year. That would be adding a further household’s usage for every 4 cars. There are 37 million cars on the UK roads (but only 164,000 electric cars currently) and 24 million households. To charge 37 million electric cars the national grid would need to be expanded by 38% yet it is struggling now and is already close to being overwhelmed (“smartmeters” may be a partial answer through throttling the electricity supply – already tested for the Government by Octopus Energy) ||

5. Electric cars are expensive
New ones are absurdly expensive so I won’t even go there. As for used the cheapest Nissan Leaf on Auto Trader today was £4,000 (24 Kwh and maybe 80 miles real world range). A Toyota Aygo (which I contend pollutes no more than the average electric car) can be had for £800 (300 mile range). As for “cheap electricity” this is only taxed at 5%. Petrol is taxed at 300%. Levelling the tax out puts fuel costs on a par. The Government won’t leave electric vehicles virtually untaxed if there is a large take up so any advantage now could be short lived. Poorly paid people (the majority of the country and who didn’t vote for this lefty, liberal, green claptrap) running “old bangers” to get to work will face being priced out of the market. This might be the intention but, when the economy then grinds to a halt, it will fuck over the liberal elite as well. Cunts hoist by their own petard!

[I’ll post links to my sources separately as the site doesn’t seem to like them in the same post]

Nominated by: mikdys

Sources:

* https://energy-ts.com/the-true-cost-of-going-zero-carbon-by-2050/
*** https://www.carbonbrief.org/analysis-global-fossil-fuel-emissions-up-zero-point-six-per-cent-in-2019-due-to-china
**** https://www.autocar.co.uk/car-news/industry/analysis-just-how-green-are-electric-vehicles
+ https://www.drive-electric.co.uk/tesla-your-questions-answered/
++ https://www.autoexpress.co.uk/honda/accord
+++ https://gridwatch.co.uk
++++ https://www.energysage.com/electric-vehicles/charging-your-ev/charging-nissan-leaf/
| https://www.ukpower.co.uk/home_energy/average-household-gas-and-electricity-usage
|| https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2019/08/10/national-grid-insists-systems-worked-one-million-homes-businesses/

Time for a counting for Nationwide building society,

they probably are uba cunts in their own right but I’m not going to give the cunts the opportunity to piss me off more than they already have with their fucking ads,

they have all been shite since the 2 gormless sisters who retired due to death threats which were totally justified and many equally shite adds since with cunts reciting poems. it makes my chest tighten up and a twitch in the eye like inspector Dreyfuss from the pink panther,

but the latest make me want to dig out my own eyes and ear drums with a fucking screw driver, the first one is the token black guy with a voice that is so boring it kills me, this mother fucker has to be a teacher,

I feel a fucking aneurism coming on every time the ad comes on and just when you think it can’t get worse than this a new ad, this time featuring a fuck ugly, coconut headed token rug muncher dyke who is about as sexually attractive as a bucket of live bait, she, s banging on about taking her no doubt ugly stick girlfriend to the theatre.

Surely this can’t be drumming up business for Nationwide, I hope they go bust very soon so no more eye and ear fucking from these cunts…..

Nominated by: Fuglyucker 

(Feel free to include the ad in the comments, as we couldn’t find it – DA)