Before I start this ain’t about captain Tom. Big respect to the fella, he did something that should never of had to be done but he did it and he touched a few people in the right way. But this is about his daughters bleating in the media (who visited them by the way at the invitation of the family itself) so they could get their faces in the box again as we hadn’t heard from them for a few minutes.

Why the fuck are these cunts still getting media attention. These media hungry whores are now saying they have more in the pipeline. Pipeline of what, they are going to do what exactly. Walk around a ‘very nice’ garden a hundred times, a bungy jump, an abseil, who gives a fuck. The main man was captain Tom, the glory was all his, yet these cunts want to claim it was somehow theirs. How they miss him, how they mourn him and how a few nasty people where horrible about captain Tom. Nobody was horrible about the man himself, just in the beatification of him by a bunch of cunty celebrities and his done fuck all but let’s seize the moment for ourselves family.

The best thing to do sisters (and grandkids) is shut the fuck up and just be thankful that you had a top grandad who give it the big un in his final year. You are not the second coming and we don’t need your opinion on anything. You are media attention grabbing whores and if need be I will gladly tell you this to your face and not via cuntbook or twatter if I ever bump into you.

So shut the fuck up get his gaff on the market and enjoy a bit of inheritance once you sell it but please just disappear into the abyss and stop craving attention, you don’t deserve a second of it, let alone a spot on every radio and tv station.

Nominated by: Cuntsince1066

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-56094819

After much prevarication I must declare Ian Wright a complete cunt.

A fantastic player, a favourite of mine in fact. But I cannot stand his constant banging on about alleged online abuse of players and now wimminz pundits.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/56074842

Apparently he’s “embarrassed” by comments made about wimminz pundits like Alex Scott and claims that they are so well prepared for matches that he has had to “up his game”.

Fuck me! Are you seriously telling me that they are so informed on matters tactical and technical that you feel inadequate? If that’s the case, then you can’t have been putting much effort in for your annual three figure sum courtesy of the licence payer. Or is this just an example of your usual woke, lefty beeb inspired bullshit?

Apologies to Arsenal fans out there, but Wrighty has clearly been spending too much time with that other well known respecter of women, Gary Linekunt.

Fuck off you spear chucking, knuckle dragging cunt!

Nominated by: Field Marshal Cuntgommery

A vegan, climate-changing cunting for Bill Gates, please.

This cunt has made the preposterous suggestion that rich countries should move to 100% plant-based beef to help fight climate change.

Well, fuck that! I’d rather be a homosexual than a vegan. At least I can be celibate and refrain from taking it up the arse or sucking another man’s cock. However, no way am I going to give up meat because the kitchen sinks and Indians breed like rabbits and pollute the world like fuck. Also, Africa’s population is sky-rocketing and will be roughly the same as Asia’s by the end of this century. – Nigeria’s population is projected to be 800 million in 2100.

Bill Gates should stop lecturing us on our eating habits and spend his billions on providing rubber johnnies and morning-after pills to the Third World.

https://plantbasednews.org/news/environment/bill-gates-rich-countries-move-to-plant-based-beef/

https://www.visualcapitalist.com/world-population-2100-country/

Nominated by: Hard Brexit Cunt

… and seconded by: Smug cunt

Bill Gates and his absurd foundation is a cunt. Apparently were all supposed to eat meat grown in a lab and then a factory. So lets look into this. How many species rely on millions of years of bison and now cattle grazing. With no steak there is no cattle. They will be as dead as a dodo. So probably millions of insects , birds and other assorted wildlife will be shown the door. The cunt has brought out a book. Its all over the media with a massive campaign on how to “save the planet”. No thanks Bill. were all fine. Bet it doesnt sell as many copies as Andy Ngos exposure of Antifa.

So, the term ‘Where are you really from?’ is a microaggression.

No it isn’t. It’s someone asking, in a clumsy manner, about your heritage.

I was born in Norf Lahndan, My family is from Uttar Pradesh in Northern India.

I live in Leicester.

30 seconds, and all questions answered.

Microagression dealt with.

And my pronoun is cunt.

Nominated by: Dark key cunt

Tom Hanks remains a cunt and a disgrace to the film industry.

Not for anything in particular he may have done recently – although apparently his newest offering “News of The World” has been labelled “bland” and “one dimensional”. So what’s new? His films have consistently been utter shit:

Forest Gump – boring gurning shit
The Da Vinci Code – boring puzzle solver shit
The Ladykillers – shit remake
Saving Private Ryan – Americans won the war single handed shit
The Terminal – just plane shit
Castaway – boring shit on an island
The Green Mile – prison giant shit
Big – Massive shit
Captain Phillips – ship shit
(Insert/add any other Hanks film, it will be just as shit.)

If Hanks has a purpose at all, it must surely be to point up how brilliant James Stewart, Clark Gable, Humphrey Bogart, Marlon Brando and all real film stars were. For fuck sake, Hanks is such a cunt that he makes Ben Affleck look like a good actor.

Nominated by: Twenty Thousand Cunts Under the Sea