Yvette Cooper (4)

Yvette Cooper Member of Parliament (MP) for Normanton, Pontefract, and Castleford.

A proper cunt and no mistake. Polls suggest a lot of voters are happy with leaving the EU with no deal. But this sanctimonious hatchet-faced do-gooder will not have that she wants us to leave with a shit deal or rather she does not want us to leave at all. So she bulldozers all our expectations with a crass amendment.

What a cunt

Nominated by iamnot

Krishnan Guru-Murthi

A great big remoaning Channel 4 news cunting for wanker – anchor, Freudian slip there – Krishnan Guru-Murthy for his appalling manners in his interview with John Redwood this morning where the noxious jumped up little arsewipe continually shouted down Redwood repeatedly calling him a liar over his claims that polls show the least unpopular option for Brexit is to leave without a deal on April 12th.

Add to that the snippet being aired on the C4 website and Twatter feed that skips the first two minutes of the interview and gets straight through to the abuse section.

Gutter journalism at its finest and typical of the losers who simply cannot accept democracy and habe an even greater distain for facts.

Bloody disgraceful.

Nominated by Dioclese

Pointless announcements

I’d like to nominate pointless announcements for a cunting. As an example, at Waterloo tube some fucker repeatedly announces ‘for those that don’t regularly use this station, peak times are between 8am and 9am’. Well fuck me, I’d never have thought of that. You mean rush hour is the busiest time? Fuck me sideways, thanks for letting me know.

This constant white noise on top of an already stressful commute is something I can do without. I wonder which cunt in a QA meeting about ‘how we can improve our service’ came up with that one. Now if they’d suggested announcing ‘to all self absorbed millennial cunts ambling along checking your phone for the latest Wankbook, Instacunt or Snapturd notifications, please put the fucking thing away and realise that the entire fucking world doesn’t revolve around you’, that would have been more use.

Never happen of course because first the offender is likely to have massive headphones on, and second the very snowflake fuckwits responsible for such annoyances would report a hate crime. Can just see the fuckers on social media bleating about how they were so upset and shaken by such a nasty announcement. Cunts.

Nominated by Bellendiousmaximus

Lisa Nandy

A red rosette “for the many not the few” cunting please for turncoat Labour MP, yet another remainer-for-a-Brexit constituency MP who has decided she would be prepared to revoke Article 50:

I am sick of this party of harridans, feminists, windbags, Dark keys, Parking Stanleys, poofs and mincers, and this bitch now joins Lady Starmer, Sugartits Cooper, Tom Watson, fuckwit extraordinare , not to mention the Blairite pansies Bradshaw and Kyle who have done so much to frustrate Brexit.

The whole fucking thing is a pantomime, and looking at the flat chested trollop Yvette Cooper, she has to be first choice for the Principal Boy and of course Mangledbum has to be dame.

Nominated by W. C. Boggs

Hand Gesticulations

Hand Gesticulations. The people who do this are cunts aren’t they.

So desperately trying to get their normally left wing political rhetoric across to anyone who dares question them or have an opposing view, they start gesticulating wildly like a demented sign language for the deaf person, doing them a disservice in their chosen good cause/profession.

The point they are trying to get across usually gets lost in this frantic handwaving activity. When they really get flustered they point their “hand” at you which is no different to finger pointing which they heavily despise because they feel “threatened”.

Cunts.

Nominated by Speakyourmind