Kasim Khuram

Kasim Khuram

Well this is a special kind of cunt. Possibly a disciple of Jimmy Savile, this cunt broke into a funeral home and had sex with a corpse.

Now we cunt some cunts on here but Kasim you cunt, a corpse is dead, you ain’t gonna Kurham or her.

I don’t know what sort of fucked up life you’ve lived but there ain’t no redemption for you!

Nominated by Sixdog Vomit

Craig Slater

Craig Slater

There are some cunts to whom one takes an instant dislike and for very good reason. Now generally Yours Truly is renowned as the mildest orf honchos but the very sight orf this Sky Sports talking arse raises me hackles. The little pursed cock sucking mouth creased into a fake perma grin highlighted by weird skin flaps either side oozes insincerity. Give odds it’s one orf those cunts that gobs slimes orf saliva when it talks, the mark orf Cain and many a politician. Total cunt..

 

Nominated by Sir Limply

Honda

Honda are cunts.

Cue the Remainer propaganda train, full steam ahead. Brexit will naturally take the blame once again, even though in the last 30 years we’ve had numerous cases of manufacturing plants fleeing the UK, in search of cheap labour in the peasant lands of Eastern Europe. But once again I personally have now done Brian from Swindon out of a job because I voted to leave the EU racket. We won’t also consider that the likes of Germany, who basically are the EU, don’t build most of their Audis or VWs in Germany; they also seek cheap labour in Hungary and the Czech Republic. But fuck all that evidence, Brexit can take the hit. And the reason Honda are cunts, is because they will let it. They’ll save their own ‘face’ by not having to state that the real reason is to increase profitability. It has fuck all to do with trade, customs or EU regulatory standards, it is simply that they can get some peasant farmer trained up in 4 minutes to do the job for ⅛ of a Brit’s wage. Fuck off Honda you opportunist cunts.

Nominated by elboobio

Political Blindness

I would like to nominate political blindness.

Recently there has been a lot of Hype about the rise of the far right. To my mind this would be “speaking without looking over your shoulder,( for fear of being branded a racist/Nazi or whatever) so lets get my little calculator out and do some sums (indulge me please)

Sp in Stalin’s first purge (internal) the upward estimate is 1,2000., we then have a further 1,053,829 who died in gulags (there is a 4 year cross over in the figures but please indulge me) so ignoring a bit of holding back and the fact that these are Russian figures only let’s have a look at this. Allegedly 3,000,000 died in the Chinese revolution, a further 2,5000,000 killed by Pol Pot in Cambodia.

in fairness I have skipped a lot of conflicts where the communist star fought to free the people, but my point is quite simply, yes fascists are cunts (and potential more organised on their genocide book keeping) however the reds have killed a hell of a lot more people and it seems to be more socially acceptable to be an uber mass murderer with a social conscience than an amateur with a swastika on them with a national social conscience.

Nominated by Lord Benny

Rudderless [5]

Amber Rudd is a cunt, isn’t she.

The former Home Secretary, who increasingly resembles The Emperor from Star Wars, has been spouting more rubbish from her Remainiac cakehole this week. Rudd and two other recreant mentalists argue if a deal is not endorsed by MPs imminently “it would be better to seek to extend Article 50 and delay our date of departure rather than crash out of the European Union on March 29”.

If she’s attempting to either be de-selected or just unelected in her Leave-voting, slim-majority Hastings constituency, she’s doing marvellously.

Wearing a black, hooded cape, Emperor Rudd added in a raspy voice, “Your feeble skills are no match for the power of the Dark Side” whilst shooting bursts of lighting from her wrinkly hands.

There is so much nauseous shit spewing forth from Rudd’s weathered gob, it’s no wonder her now deceased hubby buried his sausage everywhere BUT his gruesome wife’s holes.

Nominated by Captain Magnanimous