Craft beer is a right pile off piss

‘Craft’ beer is a product of our times and is an absolute cunt drunk by cunts. Time was when there were two types of beer drinker: lovers of proper hand-pulled ale and those who preferred lager. Fair enough. Now, though, pubs are awash with bearded hipster twats, with Peaky Blinders haircuts, stupid specs and skin tight jeans, wanking their way through ‘beer flights’ and third of a pint measures of sheer piss masquerading as ‘craft beer’.
Stupid flavoured beers and IPA’s full of pungent hops that mask the actual inadequacies of the product.

The most ironic thing of all is that the big brewers, who were supposed to be left behind by the ‘new wave beer revolution’ are now taking advantage of the gullible twats who drink this shit and are punting out piss water on the supermarket shelves at £2.00 for a 330ml tin, next to their normal stuff at £1.10 for a 500ml can. They’re laughing all the way to the bank.

When the trend for craft beer passes, as it surely will, the proper stalwarts of good brewing will still be there: Hook Norton, Timothy Taylor, Samuel Smith, Shepherd Neame, Batemans, Deuchars and the rest.

Craft Beer is a cunt and the people who drink it are cunts.

Fuck off the lot of you.

Nominated by CuntyMcCuntface

Professor Daniel Pollack-Petzner.
Who the fuck? See the piece below:

The classic family film Mary Poppins has been branded racist by a US academic who accuses Dame Julie Andrews of ‘blacking up’ with soot while dancing with chimney sweeps.

In a piece for the New York Times, Professor Daniel Pollack-Pelzner criticises one of the film’s iconic moments, when Mary Poppins joins Dick Van Dyke’s Bert to dance on a rooftop for the classic song ‘Step in Time.’

So now we know. Soot is inherently racist in kiddies’ films and American academics live on planet Half-wit.
I always knew van Dyke was a cunt.

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Sajiv Javid needs a cunting.
This cunt, who for the first time in this job does something good in refusing Shamishitta the cunt terrorist re-entry to UKistan, has now back tracked as I strongly suspected he would, saying he wouldn’t leave anyone stateless.
So with all the evidence stacked against her this cunt is going to let the unrepentant whore back in; as strongly as I feel about this situation my ears pricked up when Sanjiv said fuck off, and I thought great someone with some sense but now I’m thinking just another attention seeking spineless cunt just like Shamshitta’s lawyer.
This country is fucked when it’s run by the very cunts we voted Brexit to stop coming in…..

Nominated by fuglyucker

I know it’s become repetitive by this point but can I please put forward an EMERGENCY CUNTING for that utterly useless sell out bitch the Maybot for offering MPs a Brexit delay vote and a vote to conclusively rule out No Deal?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-47373996
We all knew she was going to pull some sort of sly trick like this eventually but now that it’s actually happened and now the Brexit dream is over I’m experiencing an anger that I didn’t think even I was capable of. Once again democracy in this country has descended into a complete and utter fucking farce thanks to the whims of an abominable woman who makes Chamberlain look like a colossus by comparison! Corrupt, self serving, inept, undemocratic CUNT!!!!!

Nominated by OpinionatedCunt

An emergency cunting is needed for Deanne Carson AKA “A Consent Culture Practitioner”. Who the fuck is that, I hear you say. The level of cuntitude with this one, has reached new levels. She fits the bill of a classic unicorn saddling stereotype in the premium selection. She wants all parents “to ask their baby’s consent, before their nappy is changed”. What in the blue fuck? The lunacy with this one is pixiefuck mental in the high end section.

I quote: “Deanne Carson said in an ABC News segment that families could set up “a culture of consent” in the home by asking newborns: “I’m going to change your nappy now, is that OK?”

The CEO of youth relationship service Body Safety Australia added: “Of course, a baby’s not going to respond, ‘Yes, Mom, that’s awesome, I’d love to have my nappy changed,’ but if you leave a space and wait for body language and wait to make eye contact, then you’re letting that child know that their response matters.”

The segment was highlighted on Sky News Australia’s “Outsiders” show, with Rowan Dean introducing the clip with a dig at the rival channel. “This is just superb and it was on YOUR ABC earlier this evening, which you paid for this leftie lunacy, have a look,” he said.
“There we go, Ross, consent for changing nappies,” he told co-host Ross Cameron. “I’m sure that that would, I think that might get a bit, er, anyway we won’t go there.”

To sum up, we have another SJW rainbow-haired weirdo, who has carved out a successful spacehopper career for herself, and no doubt attracted a devoted band of hipster progressive moondusters, who would drop off the edge of a cliff like lemmings if she told them to. Jesus and Mary…what the fuck?

Nominated by TwatVarnish