DAVID LAMMY MP

A downhome cotton pickin’ cunting please, with full complement of banjos for this racially prejudiced bigot:

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/video/2018/apr/16/national-day-of-shame-david-lammy-criticises-treatment-of-windrush-generation-video

Mr Lammy who “knows of 50” Windrush “victims”, just as you will recall he knew a Grenfell fire victim, was at it again yesterday in parliament, agitating in that fervent voice, breaking with faux emotion, accusing the government of “criminal” behaviour. Ironically many of the deported were deported because of criminal convictions, and I am sure we are not talking about stealing a bike or knocking of a bucket of KFC

There is a place for Hammy Lammy in the theatre – even if only cleaning out the urinals. What a pompous little tosspot he is – just like Brother Umunna

Nominated by W C Boggs

KEIR STARMER M.P.

It has just been announced on the BBC that a statement from Starmer Towers, home of the Dowager Duchess Keir of Starmer has said that this old woman of new Labour will propose Remain (of course, duckie) or a *CREDIBLE* deal.

The old motherfucker hasn’t said what the “credible” deal could be. Of course we all know that Corbyn is running scared of the New Labour Ponces and the Labourite fairy glen.

Fuck the dribbling excuse for a man (not literally of course).

Nominated by W. C. Boggs

Channel 4s food unwrapped
Not the programme, the fuckwits that allow the presenters to toss it off all round the world to find out how a fucking pea grows.
Just watched them fly to New York for a two minute piece on how to grind corn in order to make a tortilla.
Fucking slackers.
Tune in next week to watch Matt Tebbit fly to Antigua to shit out last nights kebab like a local.
Piss taking Cunts.

Nominated by The Cunt of Monte Cristo

I would like to nominate Carol Vorderman for a full weight cunting, for putting her name to the legalised mugging of old people that is Sun Life equity release. (other equity release companies are available).
“Give us your house and we will let you continue to live in it if you pay us interest”.
Thanks Carol, sounds fucking great, I can’t count because I am thick as fuck but you are good at maths and I trust you, so it’s got to be a good deal right?
At least Dick Turpin had the decency to wear a mask when he relieved idiots of their hard earned.
Hang your heads in shame you thieving twats.

Nominated by The Cunt of Monte Cristo

Radio phone in callers.

These stupid cunting morons get right on my tits. 90% complete mad idiots. 10% lonely geriatric twats with nothing to say.
Then 100% of them spend 10 minutes saying Hi to everyone they fucking know? Why? I don’t need to hear you greeting your pervy uncle fucking ken. You daft bastard. Fuck off and play some choones.

Nominated by Cuntoxed