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Honda are cunts.

Cue the Remainer propaganda train, full steam ahead. Brexit will naturally take the blame once again, even though in the last 30 years we’ve had numerous cases of manufacturing plants fleeing the UK, in search of cheap labour in the peasant lands of Eastern Europe. But once again I personally have now done Brian from Swindon out of a job because I voted to leave the EU racket. We won’t also consider that the likes of Germany, who basically are the EU, don’t build most of their Audis or VWs in Germany; they also seek cheap labour in Hungary and the Czech Republic. But fuck all that evidence, Brexit can take the hit. And the reason Honda are cunts, is because they will let it. They’ll save their own ‘face’ by not having to state that the real reason is to increase profitability. It has fuck all to do with trade, customs or EU regulatory standards, it is simply that they can get some peasant farmer trained up in 4 minutes to do the job for ⅛ of a Brit’s wage. Fuck off Honda you opportunist cunts.

Nominated by elboobio

63 thoughts on “Honda”

  1. I’m totally sure that the dog shit outside my front gate this morning was because of Brexit.
    I haven’t figured out why yet but just give me some time.

  3. No

    previously a motability finance car. Windows at the back were very clean when I got it but it stank if piss.

  4. All the tofu eating lefties who call for more yoof clubs: Please explain as to why the latest aspiring designer of the next tate modern was cut up, literally, in a yoof club!

    • “So Sadiq, are you going to get tough on all these stabby cunts or what? It’s a fucking epidemic!”

      “No, but I am going to clamp down on poor cunts who can’t afford brand new cars from coming into *MY* city with yet another eye-watering congestion charge!”

      “And will the monies coming from that pointless tax be used to thwart stabby-shooty aspiring architects from offing each other?”

      “Welllllll, no. Gender neutral Jaffa Cakes for David Lammy. Have you seen how much he spends – at your expense – on the cunts?? Just doing my bit for the public purse.”

      “How the fuck can Jaffa Cakes be ‘Gender Neutral’!?!”

      “Aha! They’re made entirely from seedless oranges, so nurrrr!”

    • ‘I think we’re gonna need another drum n’ bass workshop over here, Guv’.

      One of the most depressing things about the aftermath of the 2011 riots in London was the depressing inevitability with which money was thrown at shitty London council estates to stop the kids getting ‘bored’.

      I truly believe we are the fucking Roman empire about 5 minutes before the huns and visigoths that we’d invited in served us all up.

  5. Honda are cunts, but not for pissing off to save money and blaming Brexit (smart business move) but for promising do much to my F1 team McLaren. Mclaren Honda had the chance to build a successful future… It began shite as I remember hearing the Honda power unit at Silverstone and it sounded like a horse’s fart, fast forward a couple of years and the power is there and it will be the best power unit in the next few years and they are now partnering Red Bull.
    Mclaren are with Renault who have their own works team so McLaren will be customers and get the upgrades and everything else late.
    Could have had exclusivity with Honda and now its fucked.
    I don’t care if it was McLaren who decided to end the deal…Honda are still cunts.

  6. Ask all these cunts to look at all car manufacturers that have pulled out of Australia and there is no fucking brexit there. GM, Ford, Toyota all have pulled out entirely due no doubt to the same restructuring Honda are doing in the UK. If they are blaming Brexit they are cunts, they re doing it for the same reasons, the volume in the region is not enough to justify manufacturing. Put easier, no cunt likes their cars any more so they need to fuck off. Bye Bye

  7. The most worrying thing about this is that Honda employed a great deal of Swindon’s council types.
    I live in this shitheap that is Swindon (or Pig Hill as we call it) and once the council gyppos lose their minimum wage jobs, they’ll revert to type and begin chimping out, begging, thieving and burglarising the nicer areas (amazingly there are some) where I live.
    Within a couple of years, Swindon will resemble downtown Mogadishu or the outback where Mad Max was filmed.
    Incidentally, there are many disabled peaceful children (birth defects) around a certain area in Swindon town centre. One wonders why…

    • Never knew you are in Swindon TTCE, had a lovely bit of crumpet there wehen I was young, beautiful lady and I fucked it up by being a cunt.
      If things had been different I might have settled there.
      Could have been your neighbour TTCE, did you ever go to the Fruit club?

      • The fruit club, B&WC?
        Never heard of that!
        Whereabouts was it?
        I mean, I know of *a* club that has fruits in it…

      • Actually, it’s just occurred to me that the closure of the plant might affect the value of my house….CUNTS!!!
        Although, even if the workers hadn’t lost their jobs, most of their jobs would be non-existant in 5 years anyway as a result of the inevitable automation of repetitive human tasks.

      • Evening Mr Cunt Engine.

        Suggest you get your house sold before March 29, cos Mark Cunty said house prices will drop by 30% after that date, due to Brexit.

      • Evening RTC.
        The new buyers will have to evict a fat, blue-haired parasite who doesn’t want leave and is clinging on like a pak1 to a refrigerated HGV trailer in the channel tunnel.

      • Aah, right…the Brunel Rooms.
        Ho ho, yes indeed, I spent a few good nights in there, dancing wildly and talking bollocks, my lower jaw chamming like a muthaphukka…for some reason!

      • No offence TTCE but in your picture you look like you’ve taken abaaaaht 10 pills. 😀

  8. I remember when the record shop closed down in my town, around the time CDs and DVDs were the thing. Is there no end to this Brexit madness? 😢

  9. I watched the Favourite today, and gave up after ten excruciating minutes. I bet it was filmed in the EU.

  10. My next door neighbour’s had an irritating cough for over 2 months now, apparently due to Brexit uncertainty.

  11. To be fair to Honda they didn’t make a big deal oh Brexit. The BBC interviewer did his best to put it top of the list but the spokesman wasn’t having it. The car industry is fucked worldwide at present. Production, as with Nissan X-Trail is going back to Japan. Hardly a low wage economy, as a consolidation of scale. The main reason, apart from the car recession is the EU having a tariff free deal with Japan which would have impacted on production without any referendum. It isn’t Brexit, it’s the fucking EU.

    • Since I nominated Honda, I have to admit I need to walk it back a bit. And they may not be the cunts the media initially made them out to be. They aren’t just getting out of the UK, they’re getting out of Europe altogether. I mean if there wasn’t a bigger sign that the EU is currently on course to shit the bed, than the whole of Japan, not just Honda, distancing their manufacturing from the bloc, I do not know what else we need to see, before even Tony ‘I love to do sex with the EU’ Blair would admit the European Union is falling apart.

      As a side note I love the guardians ever intellectual way they tried to say brexit was at fault for Honda ceasing to operate in the UK.

      “THE JAPANESE AREN’T DAFT – THAT’S WHY THEY’RE GETTING OUT OF BREXIT BRITAIN”. Great journalism, the reason any person or company would leave Britain after brexit is purely because they aren’t ‘daft’. Fuck me, who even works at the guardian these days?!

      • The EU has done a trade deal that allows Honda to take production back to Japan which is great PR at home for Honda and as a bonus for the EU fucks the UK over a tad more.

        Won’t be too long till China fucks Japan though, they have designs on the region and a score to settle. Them cunts not forgiven us for the opium wars either.

      • China has a few scores to settle in the region, should make for an interesting few years. You are correct about the Opium wars as well, payback coming soon.

      • Now that they have a tariff free trade deal with the EU, the Japs have no real need to manufacture in a EU country anymore. They might however think of manufacturing again in Britain, if we ever get Brexit right…

  13. My decking is rotting. I didn’t know what I was voting for. Do I now have to say ‘ Phwoaaar ! Anna Soubry ? I’d rip her knickers off wiv me teeth and fuck the arse off her !! ‘
    Get to fuck.

    • Evening Jack.
      As you are a fellow who has previously admitted to wanking over the image of a fragrant, naked Dianne Abbott,
      https://goo.gl/images/xiXKDn
      you clearly have low or warped standards. But Soubry?
      Eeuurrgghh…I’d rather pop my winkle into Bella Emberg.

      • Good evening Thomas. I strongly refute any allegation that I have admitted to such foul misdemeanors.Either you have insider information or you have climbed up the Wisteria by the bedroom window to have a peep.I have shown the dog your avatar should you come lurching and jerking ( ! ) up my garden path again.
        You have been warned !
        While we’re on the subject of voyeurism, and considering your recent absence from this site. You haven’t been up to your old tricks again have you ? Peeping / filming through young ladies bathroom windows whilst they ‘ Do their business ‘.
        There’s no doubt in my mind that you’ve been ‘ helping the police with their inquiries ‘
        You’re an animal.

      • As I mentioned to our esteemed colleague Mr Fiddler last week, my absence was caused by Fucking Brexit fatigue; there’s only so much a fellow can take. If it’s not that in the media, it’s the half blood prince’s whore and her fake pregnancy.

      • So when does your case come up ?
        And can we all come along to offer ‘ Moral Support ‘ ?
        ‘ Jail’s too good for him your honour, I’ve got daughters ! ‘
        Tee hee !

  14. Honda do, however, make the world’s best motorcycles (fuck off Harley).

    In preparation for Brexit, I’m preparing to spray mine matt black. Them hammer an extra thousand studs into my bike jacket, get a mohican, turn to cannibalism and petrol scavenging and practice shouting “you can run but you can’t hide” in an Aussie accent.
    Might even get to take a few potshots at Mel Gibson…

    • A fellah, a quick fellah, might have a weapon under there.I’d have to pin his head to the panel ….

      • We should greet all new arrivals to the UK by donning hockey masks and studded leather codpieces, and bellowing “JUST WALK AWAY” through loud hailers.
        Sensible policies for a better Britain…

    • The Goldwing. What a fucking machine. Have seen them with trailers and a jack russel with a crash helmet. Always wanted one but the wife wont let me.

  15. Tbh I don’t really blame Honda a for leaving. Our politicians have made this country a fucking laughing stock….
    I’d be surprised if anyone takes us seriously anymore.
    Our govenment … “Strong and stable” … pppfffttt.

  16. As a fellow swindonian I can see one reason why the factory is closing down – the cars look SHIT so nobody is buying them anymore.

    What I want to know is what these hard working Eastern European cunts (if they are so good then why are they all over here?), will do when it shuts – fuck off back home or do what every eastern European does and claim benefits, shag like rabbits and bleed off the NHS for years to come? Cunts.

  17. In fairness, the downturn in Honda car sales may have something to do with their image, occupying the niche market for octogenarian drivers previously monopolised by the now defunct Rover.

    The Rover 75, a hearing aid on wheels…

  18. You rotter, Mr B. I have a Rover 75 and I am a mere 48. But could you please speak up a bit, I can’t concentrate on what you are saying whilst I try and remember where I put my tartan picnic rug.

      • I have one of those too. Monza Red with 62,000 genuine miles on the clock.

        The 75 is a seriously underrated car; very comfy, good build quality and the thing sticks like sticky shit to bends at speed. The squareheads at BMW deliberately ordered a detuned version of the 2.0 BMW diesel lump to sit in the 75, delivering only 131 BHP.

        Thing is now with, there are many dedicated companies out there who will take your ECU and give you a boost to 160 BHP. Makes for a rapid 75, which surprise a few Merc, Audi and BMW tosseurs!

  19. japan Signed a trade deal with the EU so can manufacture in many different places, of course brexits to blame claim the EU fanatics, but as previous posters have said manufactures are always looking at the bottom line , why make anything in the UK if the costs are so high? Only with help from the government making tax concessions can we become more competitive but when your up against country’s where the population will literally work for a bowl of rice its unlikely we can complete..
    Wasn’t it BMW that set up a factory in Mexico? I’m having a guess many more BMW’s are sold to America? But the yanks didn’t the jobs instead it went across the border, cheaper to build, cheaper workforce and lots of tax concessions from mehico!! That’s how it works and the remoaner cunts no that too, it’s been happening for years..
    The EU are always happy to invite pisspot countries into the club as they bring a cheap compliant workforce to help keep manufacturing costs low so big business can fill its boots and keep the wheels turning in it’s protectionist utopia………

      • Hi RTCP
        My new phones playing up!!
        No ringtone and appears to like a double post😡

        Apparently government talking about 21 month delay ( Brexit cancelled)
        ERG threatening bringing down government…….

        High noon

      • If the Commons sign off on May’s treacherous ‘deal’ we can wave goodbye to any notions of independence.

        If they extend article 50 we can say hello to a second referendum, the choice being between:

        (a) A really bad deal, keeping the UK tied to the EU in perpetuity, unable to make its own trade deals, a rule taker not a rule maker, a down payment of £39 billion (they’ll be back for more)… better to live on your knees folks than die on your feet.
        Or
        (b) Remain.

        Naturally there will be nothing for Leavers to vote for.

        The bad deal option would be ideal for the EU as they still get our money without having to put up with our irksome MEPs and carping representatives at the top table.

      • Hi RTCP
        Absolutely spot on
        As some leave MP called it an “ elephant trap”

        Just watching sky fat cunt chief in remoaner Adam boulton with shifty Stephen kinnock a rather eccentric Lib Dem called wera hobhouse and Tory mp Gareth Johnson talking about the not so “ independent group “

        How kinnock isn’t on the wall of CUNT is a mystery? A more devious slippery cunt is hard to imagine, a man with as much vested interest in the EU as Claude Juncker!! Kinnock comes across as the sort of cunt who would switch allegiance as long as he’s on the winning side ….
        Lib Dem Nutcase wera is advocating lots of little parties would be better for British politics? Yeh like Holland? 18 parties and more horse trading than a county fair!! Fuck off wera
        For his part in this utter shambles Johnson didn’t say very much and had the appearance of a man looking forward to a hearty brunch……..

  20. japan Signed a trade deal with the EU so can manufacture in many different places, of course brexits to blame claim the EU fanatics, but as previous posters have said manufactures are always looking at the bottom line , why make anything in the UK if the costs are so high? Only with help from the government making tax concessions can we become more competitive but when your up against country’s where the population will literally work for a bowl of rice its unlikely we can complete..
    Wasn’t it BMW that set up a factory in Mexico? I’m having a guess many more BMW’s are sold to America? But the yanks didn’t the jobs instead it went across the border, cheaper to build, cheaper workforce and lots of tax concessions from mehico!! That’s how it works and the remoaner cunts no that to , it’s been happening for years!!

  21. We were posted in Osnabruck 120 miles northwest of Berlin better known to all Squaddies as “Swindon on The Rhine” I always wondered why till I went to Swindon it’s a fucking awful place just like Osnabruck Honda total cunts fuck off back to Japan and don’t come back

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