Mother Nature

It occurred to me yesterday in the snow. I was doing my pullups off the height barrier at the local park and some guy’s hairy mutt took a beastly crap nearby. Ding!

God is berated all the time, used in blasphemous tones and swear words, yet remains silent and he soldiers on despite endless criticism. Mother Nature on the other hand seems to get a free pass despite being a noisy, messy, attention seeking, nagging, demanding cunt that has to remind every living thing to eat shit fuck bleed non-stop until they drop dead because we’re all apparently married to this colossal cunt.

She isn’t even sure what she wants but that doesn’t stop her filling up this rock with a plethora of useless organic shite. “Just one more species! It will look brilliant over there!”.. that blob of pointlessness at the bottom of the bloody ocean floor where no one will even see it. Or some fungus that will grow out of that fresh dog link nearby. The fuck is she thinking?!

Slightly etheric but I felt someone should call this cunt out.

Nominated by The Big Chunky Cunty

Nish Kumar.
Champion ‘woke’ comedian. Poster boy for the cunty, boring, permanently offended new comedy scene.
He recently flounded like a salmon seizuring, on Question Time. Go watch it’s amazing.
Also he’s responsible for The Mash Report which is a vomit inducing sack of steaming shit.
A quick cunting. But none the less vital!
Good day chums.

Nominated by Cuntoxed

Nish Kumar (addendum to Cuntoxed’s nomination)

If I’m not mistaken, this is the plitically correct, faeces-tinted comedian who went fucking ballistic because someone got his surname incorrect. Apparently it was the personification of racial hatred – please read this shit-laden column from him if you can stomach it:

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2018/dec/03/my-name-is-nish-kumar-so-please-stop-calling-me-nish-patel

He’s been dining on this for months, and it seems to have secured him more work than ever. It matters not that he is about as funny as advanced stages of rabies; certainly not to the Al-BBC in any case. His anger at ‘unconscious bias’ due to ONCE being called ‘Nish Patel’ just makes him even more of a cunt than he appears.

Talking of unconscious, life would be that bit more tolerable if this cunt fell into a 35 year coma. I wonder if he would be as upset as being Nish Kuntmar?

Nominated by The Empire Cunts Back

I know, I know; convention dictates that one should at least compile a rudimentary case to justify the cunting of one’s target.

Please excuse me, fellow cunters, but if ever there was a more nailed-on example of ‘Yes you fucking well can judge a book by its cover’, I give you the delightful Aimee Challenor. Granted, he/she/it/they has had a few setbacks and hurdles to overcome, (father is convicted of sexual offenses against a child, no less, and Aimee suffers from Oppositional Defiant Disorder) but the prosecution feels we need only to give a flavour of this bloater’s contributions to society in order to make a fairly compelling case. I quote the mighty Wik:

“Challenor joined the Green Party of England and Wales in November 2014. She was the chair of LGBTIQA+ Greens (LGBT, plus intersex, queer, asexual, and other) between 2015 and 2017.[11] Challenor became the party’s equality spokesperson in 2016.”

“After a Transport for London (TfL) helpline employee told Challenor that she “didn’t sound like a Miss”, she successfully campaigned to get TfL to investigate the incident and to use gender-neutral language in announcements, avoiding phrases such as “ladies and gentlemen”

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aimee_Challenor

“Targets to your front; Go on!”

Nominated by Gunner Sugden

Cunting required for Shamima Begum, one of the three schoolgirls who aged 15 left London to join IS. Well this cunt of cunts has resurfaced in a refugee camp in Syria telling Al-Beeb that she has no regrets, but wants to return home for the sake of her unborn baby and the knowledge that they’ll both be looked after health wise…
No doubt of course there will be the usual array of activist cunts latching on to this plea, who’ll now move heaven and earth to repatriate this piece of filth into the UK. 15 years from now wouldn’t be surprised if the unborn child committed an act of terrorism in the name of her supressed father who was apparently tortured whilst in prison in Syria.
Apparently poor Shamima was surprised about the amount of suppression she encountered whilst living in the caliphate and had also already lost two babies by the age of 19. About sums up the role of any women in this barbaric, prehistoric shit hole that she chose to leave for.
Does she really think for a minute if things had gone well and she was living in her IS paradise that she’d be clamouring to ‘come home’?. That she wouldn’t be lapping up the murders of numerous westerners under the banner of IS and shouting to all us non believers that we were next?
Apparently at least one of the other three schoolgirls is dead, the other whereabouts unknown. You made your bed love, fuck off, lap it up and I sincerely hope somebody in Govt grows enough balls to tell you to do the same and leave you to rot in your IS hellhole you treacherous little cunt.

Nominated by Bellendiousmaximus

Massive counting for Shamima Begum. Are you fucking kidding!
‘I want to come home knowing me and my baby will be looked after”
Fuck off you cunt! You made your bed now fucking die in it.
Now, I’m not racist, and if Shamima BigCunt were to die in that fucking shithole I wouldn’t mind if the do-gooders managed to bring an orphan baby back to be given to a childless couple (not the family of BigCunt) who wished to bring up the baby as British. I could just about live with that.
But to bring back an ISIS murderer loving cunt face who has no regrets (yep – daft cunt actually said that) and wasn’t fazed by beheaded heads in bins (said that too) would be the biggest fucking travesty I have ever heard of in my life.
If anyone manages to get mother and unborn back to this country, guaranteed in 20 years time that baby will be getting a cunting on here of some description.
The best thing for you Shamima is to have your baby in your lovely refugee camp (hope your enjoying it by the way) and then immediately go and join your murdering fucking ISIS cunt husband, (oh yeah, sorry he’ll be too busy working his way through all those virgins to bother with you now you ugly fucking dirty souled ISIS fuckpig),and your baby, which is currently untainted by your stupid medieval religious beliefs might, just might, if it’s lucky get picked up by some western charity worker and have a chance at some sort of life.
‘No regrets” – you utter Cunt!
When I win the lottery, I’m gonna fund all the food in the Syrian camps but only supply bacon sandwiches without the bread. Fuck off ISIS. Cunts!

Nominated by CuntiBollox

Just heard on the radio that the little whore Cunt Bollox and Bellendiousmaximus mentions is expecting her THIRD child (the other two are dead), and she is still only 19. No doubt we are so fucking soft we will allow the little cunt to come home and open her legs for all and sundry in the Jihadi movement and whoever else will bung her 50pence for a fuck and a trip to the VD clinic.

Nominated by W C Boggs

Shamima Begum

Every now and then a cunt appears who stands out above all other cunts. This cunt is standing on the shoulders of cunts.

After fucking off to Syria to join IS, this whore, who is currently captured and living in a camp, now wants to return to the UK, ostensibly because of her whore induced bastard of a child yet to be born.

Any excuse to try for an easy life because the British are a bunch of easily manipulated fools. Well as far as I’m concerned, we should administer some good old fashioned English justice. Any cunt even acknowledging that this piece of pig shit may have a legitimate case should be hanged with the same piece of rope as the bitch, drawn, disemboweled whilst still alive, and bits of them dropped all over the Middle East.

Nominated by Duke of Cuntshire

I would like to nominate a major cunting for Shamima Begaum,who you might ask, this is the silly raghead cunt who has left the country that has to help ISIS,i the country that she has lived in with her immigrant family since birth,all probably milking the benefit system for all its worth.
This cunt married another terrorist and now wants to come back to the UK so the baby can be looked after better here than the fly blown shit hole she ,s in now.
WTF I hope and pray they don’t let this cunt back into the country, I reckon now that she has attracted the spot light the best thing for the Brit public to see is all her relatives rounded up and sent to the same shit hole to be with their fucktard daughter…..
Don’t let this cunt back in, or if you do 20 years inside for aiding and abetting terrorists,.
She deserves the cunt of the week .

Nominated by fuglyucker

Boomerang snackbars.

The latest tart has been picked up in some middle eastern shithole after going there to to contribute towards the ISIS effort. Got caught. Too bad. Bit more to that though – she was ‘caught’ by a BBC journo so it looks more like a plan to rehabilitate her and bring her back into the fold.

Even now, as she prepares to pop out her third little jihadist, she says she was unfazed by watching wheelie bins full of decapitated heads. That’s where we are now. Third worlders that don’t even pretend to be otherwise setting the agenda. This tart will be back in Tower Hamlets before the clocks change again. Along with her terrorist spawn.

Nominated by Mecha-rigsby

JESS PHILLIPS M.P.

An all-girls-together, aren’t-all-men-cunts? cunting please for the butch MP for Birmingham Yardley.

This gobshite produces verbal crap quicker than a herd of cattle produce methane, but the silly fucker has excelled herself in an article for an obscure Labour website, in which she suggests it is the right-on thing for the sisterhood to back a second referendum:

The wood alcohol grating voice of this loudmouthed pseudo-intellectual has been heard on the BBC so many times, but if you have never heard her, try to imagine Sid James voice speeded up to double speed.

I can only imagine the demented old cunt wrote this while she was sitting on the lavatory, what a pity she didn’t use the Basildon Bond she wrote it on to wipe her hairy arse.

There is no excuse for a second referendum, but to play it as a feminist exercise makes her misandry even more risible than usual. Perhaps some nasty man frightend her when she was a toddler. I understand she is not a registered lezzie, since she is apparently married to a “man” (or what passes for one), but I can picture her wrestling with Angela Eagle

Nominated by W C Boggs