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Provocation
Provocation
Anyone who nominates a subject hereon, with the sole intention of goading fellow cunters into an outraged reaction, is a cunt.
I can’t think of any specific examples but I’m sure it does happen… ahem.
Furthermore, should the aforementioned cunter gain any level of self satisfaction from lighting the blue touch paper, standing well back and quietly smirking at the resultant tsunami of indignation, then that cunter should, in my opinion, be thoroughly ashamed of myself, sorry, themselves, the cunt.
Nominated by Cunt Reviled
Marvel Avengers
That Avengers shite is a load of cunt…
I am sick of hearing about this CGI filled diversity obsessed drivel… Three fucking hours?!! Who in their right mind would sit through that load of crap for three hours?! It’s a load of bollocks… Only Robert Downey Jnr can act out of them and Skanklett Johansscunt will/has promoted the film by spouting her usual virtue signaling bullshit… It’s a total load of shite…. Of course, mongs who love crap like Game of Thrones and Harry Potter will love it like the cunts they are…
There is only one Avengers anyway… The one featuring John Steed and Emma Peel…
Nominated by Norman
Wimmins history
I want to nominate wimmins history for a well deserved cunting. I remember when you could pick up a history book and be entertained by the activities of Henry V, laying into the Frogs on StCuntins day, or Nelson fucking the Frogs over again at Trafalgar. Yes, there were women but these mostly had the good masculine qualities of, well, fucking over the Frogs or the Spanish, like Elizabeth I or Victoria. Now, the study of history is dominated by shit bag resentful feminist historians, who see history as nothing more than the oppression of wimmin by brutish men. Blood and guts history has been replaced with turgid monographs on the history of female basket weaving in 16th century Andorra. There’s a reason that wimmin of the past have been left in obscurity by traditional history. That’s because they were boring fucktards that led boring, meaningless existences. Why the fuck would you want to read about them?
Nominated by Marvellous Mechanical Cunting Machine
Men Who Wear Flip Flops
A full tilt cunting for men who wear flip flops.
Just what the fuck are you thinking , you twats.
Normal shorts, 3/4 shorts and a pair of poxy fucking flip flops. Why not swap them out for a pair of heels or some nice strappy sandals.
You fucking great poncy cunts.
Nominated by Cuntsville
The Kingdom of Brunei
Those happy, clappy ‘peaceful’ chappies are at it again.
The Kingdom of Brunei has written to MEPs, asking European countries to show (get this) ‘tolerance, respect and understanding’ regarding its enlightened decision to impose death by stoning for those found guilty of adultery and gay sex.The criminalisation of these acts is ‘to safeguard the sanctity of family lineage and marriage to Muslims, particularly women’.
Bloody hell. Stoned to death for the ‘crime’ of adultery, or for the ‘sin’ of being gay, for being the way that almighty Allah in his wisdom saw fit to make you in the first place? Oh and by the way, while we’re about it we’ll cut off the arms of thieves under our new penal code. Obviously thieving is wrong, but bloody hell, have they no sense of proportion at all?
Moreover you can only roll about laughing at the sheer, brassneck hypocrisy of these cunts.Tolerance? Respect? Understanding? How about practising a little of these virtues yourselves before expecting it of others? How about getting out of the fucking 7th century and into the 21st?
Stone me. No on second thoughts don’t, you bunch of complete fucking loony cunts.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6958475/Kuwaiti-academic-claims-gay-men-WORM-backside-feeds-semen.html
Nominated by Ron Knee