‘Celebrity Nonentity’
You see? It almost rhymes!
An atomic bomb rated cunting – again – for these fuckers. Invariably Yank; always completely talent free. We are certainly not talking Brunel; Lincoln; Turing; Churchill ….. or Dalglish here.
The list is literally endless but to pick just two non stories given unwarranted OTT coverage on, you guessed it, Al-BBC, I give you Kendal Jenner and R.Kelly. Or maybe that’s Kendal Kelly and R.Jenna as I wasn’t paying full attention because I was only waiting to turn over for Lucy Verswamey on the other side.
One is ‘newsworthy’ for being the first billionaire, based on being a Social Media ‘influencer’ ; the other is a (C)rap ‘Musician’ who has had a toys out of the pram moment on some unwatchable Yank TV show for beating up his bitch. I’ll let ISACs guess his racial profile.
I don’t know who to cunt most….the persons themselves?; the idiotic, snowflake lemmings who digest this pap and follow them on Twatter? Al-BBC for deeming it important enough to broadcast. Or the internet advertising producers for deeming them worth their riches pin the first place.
The world has gone fucking mad. And I’ll bet there’s no-one ,not even under 40, whatsoever living in real U.K. eg Middlesbrough; Cornwall; Wiltshire or Wales who gives a flying fuck either.
Nominated by Isaac Hunt
Celebrities” are Cunts.
“Made In Chelsea” cast members, “The X-Factor” contestants, “Big Brother” residents, footballers’girlfriends,internet vloggers(whatever they may be) ,actors’ children etc. Doesn’t matter how fleeting or tenuous their brush with fame,they are now celebrities who are to be consulted on all kinds of questions by the Media who seem to think that we thick Plebs. will be fascinated by what Gaz from “Geordie Shore” thinks about Brexit,or what that fat Fruit Robbbie Williams’ wife thinks about famine in Bongo_Bongo land.
These famous nobodies also seen to exist in an incestuous cycle of appearing in each others’ television shows. Television bosses seem to think that no television programme can fail to be improved by the addition of some “celebrity” of whom we’ve never heard. Of course, the “celebrities” then feel the need to keep their public profile high and behave as “outrageously” as possible.
Most of these so-called celebrities would struggle to be recognised in their homes,never mind by a jaded audience fed up with vacuous wannabies.
However,there is some light on the horizon, I’ve noticed that there have been one or two cases of ex Love Island and The X-Factor falling into a depression when the limelight moves on,and topping themselves. I hope that their good example is copied by more of the “Reality TV star” set….Gemma Collins,you fat piece of shit, I’m looking at you to show a lead.
Fuck them.
Nominated by Dick Fiddler
4 million democracy deniers have signed a petition to cancel Brexit.
Why?
Because sheeple can’t think for themselves and a load of C list celebrities told their followers on Twatter to do it. I don’t know what annoys me the most – the fact that most of these cunts think that their fame makes their opinions so much more valuable than the rest of us or that their slavish followers are so thick that they’d crawl naked on their hands and knees through broken glass to stick matchsticks in their shit.
Half the cunts don’t even live in this country or pay our taxes so in my book don’t qualify for an opinion in the first place…
Nominated by Dioclese
