Vive la France! ‘
Aux armes, citoyens,
Formez vos batallions..’
Oh, I better get on with it.

Yeah ‘Blucher Street’ just down the road (from where I grew up) ‘Bismarck Street’ we used to play on. ‘The King of Prussia’ pub. That’s right-we were on the side of Germany in history. ‘Our Germanic cousins’ it was. The jokes about the Royal Family being German. Yes, WHY was there an Hanoverian Succession? Why would we hand over over the Court to Hanover? What was that about? Starting to read a bit of history now when the church across the road (from my childhood home) was pulled down. But they put an information board up it was a ‘Waterloo church’; churches built to celebrate the defeat of Napoleon. Oh, I see.
Blucher was the General in charge of the German forces allied with Great Britain at Waterloo I found out. Starting to get it. Napoleon must be defeated at all costs. Why?
You know cunters Napoleon was a fucking great bloke. A giant of a man, ‘the little corporal’. The way he’s portrayed in English history its though he’s some kind of precursor to Hitler. All out for European domination- conquering for conquering sake. Nothing could be further from the truth.
Napoleon was about, first and foremost, spreading the ideas of the French Revolution. Making them concrete. What were those ideas? That ordinary men could run the country. Simply that. That common men could RULE. Not the Aristocracy. That the French people or any other people didn’t just make up the state but MADE THE STATE. Now that was (and is) truly Revolutionary. How did he implement it? The Napoleonic Code. Still in operation in many parts of Europe. Too long to go into.
So he was about spreading the ideas of real democracy, justice, civic duty. The people became ‘Citizens ‘ with rights..
Germany. I’m afraid the only word I can come up with, that sums them up, the word; Barbarian. Christianized late it never really did ‘take’. The more Northern you go the more of a Barbarian you are. Maybe. Anyway, we took the the side of Germany. Against France. The Barbarian against the Citizen. And fought for and rescued and defended Germany for three centuries. For fucking Prussia essentially. The MOST barbaric of the Germanic tribes. Chesterton said Frederick the Great had the ‘soul of an ape’. Like a Disney world-Hard to explain but dreamy, anarchic, aristocratic, MILITARISTIC. It’s gone into legend how brutal the Prussian soldier was.
Finally, finally England awoke and saw who had been the real enemy all along. The First World War.
So the French have ‘good democratic blood’ and a fighting spirit. What has put all this back in my mind is contemporary movement. The Yellow Vests. You wouldn’t know it is still going on (and has been going all over France for three months). It flared up again in Paris last weekend. When I read cunters on here decrying the French for their weakness and ‘cheese eating’….I think at least they are doing something. We take to the sofa while the French take to the streets. We ought to imitate more the French spirit. It is pleasing to me that the man who was arrested for ‘harassing’ Anna Soubry was wearing a yellow vest at his hearing.
I wish there was another Revolution.

‘Marchon, marchon!
Qu’un sang impur
Abreuve now silons!’

Nominated by Miles Plastic

Can others join me in providing a gender neutral cunting for Sam Smith. Just see the headline “Sam Smith comes out as non-binary: ‘I’m not male or female’ “.

So, this one hit wonder has now decided to jump on the fuck knows what I am train in order to get his mug back in the papers.

Simple question for all these non descript cunts – what do you piss out of. There is your answer. If society hadn’t allowed these self proclaimed fuck ups a voice we would not have to accept their warped point of view on life.

Tell you what Sam, go get a cockectomy, and have the removed parts shoved up your arse, then you can go and fuck yourself on a daily basis and leave us alone

Nominated by DryItchyCunt

Rap ‘music’

There are many styles of music that grip my shit, but rap is probably top of the cunt pile. It’s permeated its way into everything, from films and tv, even advertising, where littermonger fast food cunts slo mo strut to this soulless shit. Dressed up as modern day poetry, in reality bragging and whinging to a monotonous dirge. Aspiring only to being rich for doing fuck all, it’s the perfect soundtrack for the worthless, feckless youth and middle aged bellends.
I work with young adults, and there is a works playlist on Spotify, which is rammed with this trash, picked by guys that make the inbetweeners look like the Expendables. Every song is virtually the same, same beat, same subject. Yo, N……r every other word, bitches and ho’s, and little else. For a medium that is all about the spoken word, they say so fucking little. All the videos look the same, some arsehole dripping in tacky jewellery posturing, or a bunch of bobbing twats all waving their arms at the camera. It’s also the preferred listen of the scum cunt filth that are stabbing every fucker at the moment, the very same moped mounted maggots that Suckdick Khan was making excuses for in the media this morning, saying that kids being excluded from school ended up in gangs. They got excluded for a reason you dumb fuck! Carrying knives usually.
Finally, white people. What the fuck? How can you feel comfortable supporting an art form that if you were at a live performance, you wouldn’t be able to sing along, because there’s those words that only they are allowed to say, and they are every other word. And white rappers? Don’t make me laugh. Fuck them.

Nominated by Gutstick Japseye

The Liberal Democrat party of Richmond deserve a cunting. They recently held a referendum over whether or not to bring in a 20mph speed limit for the entire borough. The result was 51% to 49% against the proposal. There you go, democracy in action. EXCEPT, the local Lib Dems, who currently have overall control of the Borough of Richmond have decided that because it was, in their minds, too close too call, they’re going to ignore the democratic will of Richmonders and bring in the lower speed limit anyway.

They’ve given several, ridiculous, reasons for their blatant act of democracy denial. One of which, worded differently, was that old people had voted the voted the way wanted to vote. Another reason…wait…what? Old people used their right to vote against a stupid, leftie proposal, because they wanted to vote against it? How very fucking dare the senile old cunts. How dare they use democracy to vote against the Lib Dems? Why don’t they just stop voting and leave all that sort of thing to young, brainwashed, SJW snowflakes, who can be guaranteed to vote the way their told to vote? Better yet, why don’t the old fuckers just die? That would remove the irritating problem of oldies using their free will to vote in any way they choose.

Called me old me old fashioned, but I always thought that democracy meant an individual having the right to vote in the way that the individual chooses. Apparently, though, I’m wrong. According the Lib Dems, democracy means voting in the way that THEY want an individual vote. Doesn’t seem very democratic to me. Joking aside, this issue in Richmond is a shiny mirror into the very of the national Liberal Democrat party. Since the day after the referendum, the Lib Dems have been the most vociferous in their attempts to go against the will of the majority of British voters. In fact, if the last three years have shown anything, apart from the fact that our political should all be thrown into the Thames and drowned, it’s that the time is now overdue for the Liberal Democrat party to change its name. They have shown, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that they are NOT liberal, and they most certainly are NOT democrats. Why did Richmond council bother with a referendum in the first place? Why expend taxpayers money, waste taxpayers time and use resources that would have been better used elsewhere, just to ignore the result because it wasn’t what they expected?

Incidentally, back in 2016 Brighton and Hove council brought in 20mph zones in 13 areas in the borough. A report one year later showed that deaths and injuries suffered in road accidents had increased in SEVEN of those areas.

Nominated by Quick Draw McGraw

Cwmbran Is A Cunt.

Cwmbran is a depository for loser scumbags that couldn’t make the grade in Newport,and believe me, Newport is full to bursting with junkie skels and Goldie Looking Chain wanabees.

Just drove around looking for somewhere to park the truck for the night and every skinny little,back to front baseball hat wearing skel looked at me like they wanted to rob the truck. I left and will return in daylight.

Cwmbran was built as an overflow town for Newport,should have just chucked the whole lot into the Bristol Channel. Dirty Welsh Faux Cockney cheeky chappy Cunts.

Nominated by Twinkletwat

These men made Cwmbran famous by stealing biscuits.

These locals work hard every day.