Theresa May, again. She’s just lead the Conservative party to its worst defeat at local elections since John Major was PM. Over 1200 seats gone, and all because of the ignorant cunt in Downing Street, and her swivel eyed determination to destroy democracy, the Tory party and especially the referendum result. Even now, after THREE defeats, she’s planning to put her unbelievably shite deal to the vote AGAIN. The definition of stupidity is doing the same thing over again, and expecting a different result. Going off that, she’s a fucking moron.

The past three years have shown that our political class are no longer fit to sit in parliament. And she is the worst of the lot. And considering we have the likes of Bercow, Corbyn, Abbott, McDonnell, Soubrey, etc, that takes some doing. As I’ve said more than once, she needs to go. She refuses to resign, as she should, but apparently she considers it her duty to ‘see Brexit through’. Her duty was to get the UK out of the EU. She started in a strong negotiating position and deliberately fucked it up. Since then, she’s done increasing damage to our negotiating position. She has failed to deliver what she promised to deliver. Her duty now, is to get the fuck out of Downing St. And if she won’t do that, it’s up to her party to kick her out.

Nominated by Quick Draw McGraw

A nomination for Omar Chowdhury. This vile, bigoted piece of filth, who is Bristol SU’s new ‘BME’ officer, has told a Jewish student to “be like Israel and cease to exist” in a hate filled rant.

Chowdhury won the race for the Black and Minority Ethnicity Officer for the coming year on the basis of his manifesto, which includes a “Zero Tolerance on racism” policy.

The arsehole has previously been elected as both Events Officer of the University of Bristol African Caribbean Society and the President of the University’s Bangla Society, holding both of these posts this academic year. So does this cunt actually do any work?

Looking forward to seeing him in court facing charges of incitement to racial hatred, and being expelled from the uni. Assuming the CPS will get off its useless arse and do something about the cunt.

Nominated by Mystic Maven

Scotland’s Currency
Those gurning airheads in the SNP are at it again. It seems that hard-liners want to set up a separate Scottish currency rapidly following independence, but First Muppet Nicola Sturgeon came under pressure at the party’s conference after economist Richard Marsh stated that people’s savings, investments and pensions would be damaged by such a plan.
Delegates therefore voted to set up a separate currency ‘as soon as practicable’, rather than within the first five years. Wee Jimmy Krankie added that Scotland would use the pound ‘until concerns are not there’. A classic political fudge then, which offers little real clarity and leaves everyone to wonder just what the fuck ‘until concerns are not there’ actually means in practice.
When quizzed about Scotland joining the Euro, Wee Jimmy offered the following by way of further enlightenment; ‘I am not personally in favour of joining the Euro. I can’t see into the future but that is not the position I think we will see in the foreseeable future’. Right…
Well thanks for clearing that up, Wee Jimmy. Concerned Scots can now sleep peacefully in their beds, knowing that the matter’s in your capable hands. Awa an bile yer fackin heid.

Nominated by Ron Knee

Nominated by Lord Cuntony