Harry’s Heroes

Harry’s Heroes are cunts…

That irritating gorblimey cunt Harry Redknapp is bad enough… But who the fuck wants to watch a bunch of has-been fat cunts like John Barnes, Twat Le Tissier, and that fat bastard Ruddock? And those cunts at ITV must be spunking millions on this shit… Fuck off…

Nominated by Norman

BA’s Made In Britain Advert

Oh dear me, not to be left out, BA’s latest advert to woo would be travellers is a rocket fuelled pile of virtue signalling cunt that still has the power to make me want to self harm with a rusty nail, despite the fact I must have seen it 50 times.

Gillette, fuck you, you’ve lost the race.

The message is ‘we love you Britain’ but, in truth, it is a rocket-fuelled wankathon of so called diversity and equality. Among those featured are the black lesbian boxer, the dwarf female swimmer, a pair of woofters and the cuntess of our times, Olivia fucking Colman.

An advert full of cunts for an absolute cunt of a company; an airline that has gone from being the pride of Britain to a poor man’s Ryanair in less than a decade. A cynical shower of shit that regularly double books flights and treats customers like dog dirt. Woe betide those who can’t check in online in the ridiculous 24 hour slot before flying; basically you are fucked as someone will get your seat, despite your actual booking of the flight.

BA is not even as good as Easyjet so should stick its new celebration of British diversity up its bloated, overrated arse crack.

Cunts to a man, with the cuntiest advert of modern times. Fuck off.

Nominated by CuntyMcCuntface

Honourable members

A hearfelt, concise cunting of the wretches on the gravy train that is parliament.

401 out of 632 MPs represent constituencies which voted for Brexit in the referendum.

Of the 401 a majority are Remoaning, self serving reptiles that represent nobody except themselves. Any of these fuckers uttering the word democracy should be taken out and shot for treasonous hypocrisy.

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble

School Exclusions

School Exclusions.

These are now being linked to knife crime. The mayor of London and police chiefs seem keen to make this link. Fortuitous you could say.
But what about the reasons for the exclusions? Could it be the lack of parenting, the babyfather culture, violent immigrant culture, drug culture, political correctness over stop and search and the kneejerk response of politicians who dare not tell it as it is? A culture that regards education as unimportant. A culture that aspires no higher than rap (music?) Best not to ask.
Could exclusion be a symptom of a feral society? Again, best not to ask.
Perhaps it is due to a police service led by political appointees? Dear me no.
Nothing to do with us. It’s those cunts in the schools failing to deal with the feral animals in their charge. The cunts.

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Egos

Egos

Most people are decent, honest and well meaning sorts (unless they’re taxi drivers), yet even the nicest of people can be complete cunts when motivated by their ego

I’m a cunt, thats why I’m on here and guilty of ego motivated rantings, but I’ve seen many people (including friends) behave like, act like and talk like complete cunts as their Egos dictated their behavior. One upmanship, social climbing, talking down to cunts, and metaphorically stomping on peoples heads for self gain are all a social norm for these Egos driven cunts!

Peoples’ ponced up ideas of what they think they are or should be can completely obscure their view of their own or others’ reality. Decent cunts I’ve known and helped out have turned into complete Ego maniac cunts in later years and told me I’m a cunt as I don’t conform to their new ideals once back on their feet.

‘Kin Cunts!

Same thing in Parliament of late, so many Egos working to their own head bound mandate and beliefs, its their will against the will of the poeple and only one view counts, theirs! Not meant to be a political Cunting but a fair comparison!

Nominated by Cuntry Cunt