Prince Harry, Duke of Sussex, KCVO is a Cunt.

The Half-Blood Halfwit’s latest bit of utter Cuntery is to announce that he will be taking 2 weeks paternity leave when the latest “Royal” leech is whelped….Leave from what? The Prick does nothing bar crawl along behind his publicity mad wife. He doesn’t have a job, he’s just a stupid parasite who got lucky that the Royals don’t go in for DNA testing.

We’ve had the “People’s Prince” phase which was shown to be a sham when the benefits of being Royal suited him better,so now we move on to the Modern Prince act. Perhaps the best way to show us just how modern he is would be to renounce the anachronistic idea of hereditary Royalty? Now that would show us that he really is a modern,forward-thinking Man of the People. Not much fear of that happening of course; he’s too spoiled and entitled,besides,his wife would never let him.

I admit that I’m no supporter of the Royal Family,but I find Harry particularly loathsome. At least the rest of them are prepared to brazen it out and don’t pretend to be something that they’re obviously not.

Prince Harry and his wife should take their brat and Fuck Off.

Nominated by Dick Fiddler

Psychics.
Fuckin psychos more like….

A show has just come on the telly; “psychic private eyes”.
Apparently “in most countries psychic mediums are brought in to help solve murders and other crimes. Their work is often done in secret”.

They’re going to show us how they use their “special gifts and incredible powers to help solve mysteries”.

Some geezer has come to them to solve a mystery about his grandfather. He says that he’s sceptical of psychics but he doesn’t see any other way to find out about his relative.
Why don’t you try investigating the way that everyone else does you twat? Look up records, find witnesses…
No. He’s found a much more reliable way.
Some freak is going to grope a photograph of the bloke’s grandpa, close his eyes, sort of shimmy his head around from side to side and up and down a bit, and then make up a complete load of old bollocks that he probably looked up on the internet just before the show.

I really don’t understand how people can believe this shit. How can they believe that their dead relatives are floating around them all the time? I wouldn’t want that. Next time you have a wank, imagine that your dead granny is stood in the corner watching you. Ok, some of the more debortuous cunters on here (I won’t mention any names) may enjoy that shit, but it’s a real turn off for me.
And if dead people were still alive do you really think that they’d just hang around watching people going to the shops, watching telly, taking a dump…. or want to talk to cunts like John Edwards, Derek Acorah or Colin Fry for that matter.
What a pointless and boring existence, if that’s how the universe works I’ll be fucked off.

I remember working with a guy, seemed a perfectly reasonable, normal guy, until I discovered that he believed in fucking tarrot cards, astrology and psychic mediums.
I tried to explain that the way the stars are positioned is random and isn’t actually supposed to represent a bear or a hunter or some shit, and all the constellations would look completely different from another angle. He wouldn’t have it though. Apparently the random distribution of stars in the sky directly affects events on earth and what kind of person we are, who we get on with, how we think and all of our actions are predictable based on the position of the stars in the sky.
Ppffttt…

I don’t know how in the 21st century with all our technology, science and education, all this shit wasn’t put to bed along time ago.

Tarrot cards. Astrology. Psychic mediums.
What a load of old cobblers.
Next they’ll be believing that some cunt flew to heaven on a winged horse and….
Oh, wait….

Nominated by Deploy the Sausage

TV Licencing is a Cunt.

As regular contributors will know, I don’t have a TV. And a couple of nights in a hotel has just affirmed that they are not worth the electricity. Nor do I view any form of TV on my “devices”.

I’m now receiving threats of prosecution from TV Licencing. I have no statutory obligation to declare the absence of a TV and don’t want to give my details to this particular nosey parker. Any advice, fellow cunters?

Nominated by Sgt Maj Cunt

Noisy hotel guests

I would like to nominate those people who stay in hotels who seem to go out of their way to cause as much noise and trouble as they possibly can without giving any thought or a flying fuck to others.

We rarely stay in hotels these days however on the last two occasions have had very poor experiences.

The previous time was many years ago when we stayed in a Novotel in Cardiff having taken our five year old son to see the Dr Who exhibition. First night at the hotel involved much shouting and chasing around going on outside our room in the early hours of the morning, followed by the police bashing on our door, only to move on (without apology) when they could see we were a family with a young child. Asked next morning at reception what the problem was, a serious assault in the bar. No apology from anyone about smashing on the door, waking us up or for needlessly alarming my wife and son (and me to a certain extent if being honest). Surely hotel records would have shown we were a family, and that Mrs Stroker, my five year old son and I were not responsible for what happened.

The next night, rather concerned to see the room opposite had a sign on the door with the words “Hen Party”. More interrupted sleep with loud talking, doors slamming and many unwanted comings and goings.

Last night stayed in Birmingham. Went to watch the All England Badminton Championships (badminton equivalent of Wimbledon). Checked in at about 11pm. At about 2am woken by raised voices and people shouting at each other. Managed to get back to sleep however Mrs Stroker said their loud talking kept her awake for ages. At about 4.45am woken again by shouting, loud talking and people making a noise in the corridor outside. During the night we received two separate instances of people knocking on our door., which we chose not to answer. This was either by inconsiderate selfish cunts staying or by management, we assume if management to tell us to keep our noise down or to apologise for the noise. Either way totally fucked off by the experience and complained the next morning.

Another recent incident happened at an exclusive grade two listed country hall where my wife was working. Apparently a man had an argument with his wife and because of this decided to totally trash their room. The police were called and he was arrested.

What the fuck is the matter with people when staying in hotels who feel this automatically gives them the right to purposefully carry out damage to other peoples property or to cause as much ducking disruption to their fellow guests as possible who are after all really paying for and expecting at the very least an uninterrupted nights sleep.

Selfish fucking pig ignorant scum cunts.

Nominated by Willie stroker

Lloyd Russell-Moyle MP, Chair of the All-Party Parliamentary Group On Kurdistan…
is a feckin cuuuunt.
Indoctrinated at the monkey-houses of both Sussex AND Bradford, he is currently MP (“Labour cooperative”) for Brighton Kemptown. Nudge nudge, wink wink, need more be said ?

A vomit-inducing BBC vid on YouTube (about 4x as many dislikes as likes !!) opining that the demise of the Begum brat is a real tragedy.

This boy is an archetypal virtue semaphore, waving around like an flasher’s todger on the Paris metro. Another soulless ginger with the regulation hipster specs and appearance.

Nominated by HBelindaHubbard