Fuck me the law is Not a Cunt!
Rather odd to say this, lets not hold our breath as there may be an appeal into it.
But I am more than happy to announce that Richard Osborn-Brooks Has been found not guilty of the murder of thieving pikey scum (multiple convictions, family trade, ect, ect) Henry Vincent, but a verdict of “Lawful Killing” has been laid upon Mr Osborn-Brooks, who despite the rather toffee nosed name is a kind old man who was defending his life long love from a preditary house invasion by a group of Criminals bent on removing their valuables and their dignity.
I can only say Mr O/B has been run through the mill of the British legal system and found to be right and proper, as this is the case should he not be eligible for some form of victim compensation?
Should not he receive compensation from those who threatened him and claimed their right to lay flowers for their benefactor and friend ?
Maybe so.

should anyone raise a legal challenge against this verdict they have a platinum coated cunting coming their way, however due to skin pigmentation I doubt it will happen.

Nominated by lord benny

Cunts Who Deny Science.

” Kuwaiti ‘academic’ claims gay men have a WORM in their backside that ‘feeds on semen’ and says ‘therapeutic suppositories can cure homosexuality’ in bizarre television interview”

I read this article and found that the Academic and her conclusions were not being taken seriously. In fact,she was being mocked. It really has come to something when the desperate need to placate The Gay Lobby can overcome cold,hard FACTS.

It’s nice to see an Academic who isn’t afraid of the truth,and.although I can’t claim to be an Academic, I hope that my own extensive research,soon to be self-published,entitled ” The Gayness..Getting to the bottom of the problem” is treated a bit more seriously.

Even I,in my most profound and lucid moments, hadn’t considered the possibility of a spunk-guzzling worm up The Gay hoop. I must admit that I have some reservations about that claim….surely it would fall out when the Gerbils were inserted?

However,in conclusion, even the Greatest of Scientific minds were derided in the past,and I believe that this Kuwati scientist should be given the recognition that she deserves…A Nobel Prize,perhaps? They seem quite easy to get these days.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6958475/Kuwaiti-academic-claims-gay-men-WORM-backside-feeds-semen.html

Fuck Off.

Nominated by Dick Fiddler

Womans Hour

Ok so I admit it I listen to Radio 4 occasionally in the van as I cannot abide adverts and most of the music is shite these days.

Thing is I keep catching bits of womans hour.

Fine ,let women have their own hour nothing wrong with that but do they have to talk constantly about their tits and fannies ?

Its Vaginal mesh this …..breast cancer that …on and on and on.

Now normally I can listen to talk about fanny all day …but not when its a group of old biddys cackling on about their creamy discharges .

What is wrong with these people?

Mind ; they had Louise Redknapp on the other day so I got ready to knock one out….and guess what! Not a single mention of her tits or fanny . Cunts.

Nominated by A Cunt For All Seasons

Phone Scammers

I don’t know if any esteemed cunters have nominated these oxygen stealing low life fucktards before,but here goes.

Just about to leave home today to go for a cancer check up phone rings, hello automated voice your internet is going to be cut off in Four Hours.

Look you cunts grow a pair of fucking gonads and ring me personally so I can charmingly wish Satan himself runs up and down every bodily orifice carrying Two rolls of razor Wire on his back, then when he gets tired, nominating one of his minions to take over. Fucking Shit eating CUNTS.

If anyone is interested no signs of Mr C, see you in six months Mr CuntyMort

Nominated by CuntyMort

Soya milk.

I’ve been drinking this stuff recently as the missus gets it in . What harm can it do I thought ….might even lose a few pounds I thought.

Imagine my alarm when I read the fucking stuff turns people GAY!

Full of Oestrogen apparently …

Then I thought about it a bit and the Japs and Chinks are always eating soy sauce and they’ve got really little cocks; although curiously not known for being gaylords they are certainly fucked up sexually.

Whatever…I’m not touching that shit anymore.

Nominated by A Cunt For All Seasons