The Muslim Council of Britain (3)

The Muslim Council of Britain are a bunch of cunts.

I honestly don’t know where to start, I mean obviously first off, because I’m cunting them this immediately makes me a de facto racist. I mean how could anyone have anything bad to say about Muslims.

Anyway, they’re launching a campaign in parliament because they believe that the media portray Islam and Muslims in a bad light………

They said they looked at 10000 articles from the last three months of 2018 and 59% linked Muslims to negative behaviour………

Just to note this study carried out was not open to academic analysis (surprise surprise) but was analysed by a linguistics analyst? (Does not say what religion said analyst was, but I think we can guess).

The press regulator IPSO is planning on releasing new guidelines this autumn of how to report on Islam, probably by saying you can’t say anything bad about Islam.

Why do they get so much special treatment? It is also worth noting that one of the biggest culprits for negative news on Islam and Muslims was by the media outlet Christian today. I mean, surely par for the course, the two religions have only been at war for around 1400 years, so you would expect the odd bias opinion between the two.

I mean the obvious answer would be for Muslims to stop doing so many socially negative news worthy activities, stop grooming young girls, or oppressing women, or stealing cars, or selling drugs, or blowing yourselves up. I’m sure the bad press will clear up in no time.

More likely it will become illegal to say anything bad about Islam, even if they break the law. Better still, they’ll be campaigning for it to be illegal not to be Muslim next.

Nominated by elboobio

Weekend Bores

I’d like to nominate weekend bores. Those who bore you to death all week talking about what they’ve got planned, and then spend Monday boring you to death telling you about it.
If I get asked what my plans are, I just tell them that I might do this that or the other and then might do it or not. They never ask me again.

Nominated by Mystic Maven

Tattooed Women (4)

A nomination for tattooed women. Not the fat ugly chavs, where we expect it, but the really attractive or beautiful women who have these hideous things. Saw one this evening at the swimming pool – beautiful blonde in a black bikini, fine figure, but when she turned around, lo and behold, a huge bird’s wing across her shoulder and left breast, and other silly things down one of her legs and on her hands. It certainly dampened my ardour. Naturally her tosser of a boyfriend was covered in them too. She also had one of those hideous navel piercings, ughh, the ultimate turn-off.

Nominated by Mystic Maven

Andrew Scott

Andrew Scott is a bit of a cunt, isn’t he?

If you don’t know this little prick’s face, you’ll certainly know his sneering voice and grinding Irish accent.

Who can forget his smug, irritating, starey-eyed Moriaty with sneery voice and grinding accent in Al Beeb’s Sherlock.

Who could fail to recollect his smug, irritating starey-eyed priest with sneery voice and grinding accent in Al Beeb’s overrated “comedy” Fleabag.

Now he’s in lefty Netflix vehicle Black Mirror scribed by toxic cunt Charlie Brooker (BBC, Guardian, Philomena Cunk, etc). He plays a taxi driver seeking revenge on a computer software programme. Unsurprisingly, he’s given the smug, irritating starey-eyed taxi-driver a sneery voice and grinding accent.

He speaks his lines as if he’s singing in E-minor. What’s with the stretched delivery of words and elongated final syllable? He enunciates like a moaning 12-year old girl asked to do the dishes.

Could it be that the most punchable man on tv, BeneNodick Cunterbaps is to be usurped by a rambunctious Oirish cunt with a sneery voice and grinding accent.

Limited talent, limited ability, limited height, hopefully a limited career.

Nominated by Captain Magnanimous

Carl Beech

Carl Beech, who initially was known in the media as ‘Nick’, is basically the world’s biggest attention-seeking liar and fake rape/murder/torture complainant, ruining the lives of dozens of high-profile right of centre public figures.

After the Jimmy Savile ‘news’ broke, this cunt jumped on the Saville bandwagon (for which he received more than 20k in public money for compensation for being supposedly raped,) decided he quite liked being a victim and began to spin a whole story about famous people in high society who abused children. It was all a fiction, but it led to a £2m investigation, high profile accusations, but no arrests or charges were ever made. Despite a lack of any supporting evidence, the police publicly proclaimed Carl Beech’s accusations to be ‘credible and true’. Where have we heard that before? Beech also just happens to be a paedophile himself, is a former paediatric nurse, former NSPCC volunteer and when police raided his home and found child porn, the cunt of all cunts tried to blame his own teenage son! His trial also heard he had written 150 pages of a memoir and planned to become an international speaker on “survivors”.

Former Tory MP Harvey Proctor, whose home was raided by the police, criticised Labour’s Tom Watson who met Beech in 2014. Now what could this cunt Watson’s interest be in this particular case? Oh yeah, he was making fake assault claims against ex Tory PM’s, ex-army, all the enemies of the Left. Watson says “It was not my role to judge whether victims’ stories were true.” But right fucking there by calling this cunt of the century a ‘victim’, you’re already saying it is true, you cunt!

A cunt on the house of ‘Nick’, the police, and the Left who stoked these fake rape and murder claims on political figures from the Right for political gain.

Nominated by MandroidZ