The Liberal Democrats

I’m failing to see how they can persevere with this name, as it is not an accurate description of the party, or it’s people, be them the cunts who represent the party, or the cunts that vote for them.

I’ve always considered myself as liberal, not in the political sense, but I’ve always believed that people should be allowed to do pretty much whatever they want, provided they abide by a few rules, that they do it on their own time, their own money, their own land, and primarily, that it doesn’t affect anybody else. Respect for others is the key. Opinions, and free speech are a given, but if people are minding their own business, and respecting others, let them be.

The Lib Dems have always been on the loopy side, and they were always dismissed as a protest vote, usually by clueless students, and hippy type middle class, middle aged bellends. However, in recent times, they have found a new popularity, for their stop Brexit at any cost stance sits well with a lot of the more deranged people who voted remain. Even washed up politicians, who failed in other parties are making it their home, making them an even bigger cabal of cunts.

These cunts don’t seem very liberal anymore, as they think that people must think what they think, feel what they feel, and do as they say. They also seem to have forgotten what the word democracy means too, as anyone who witnessed that crazy looking and acting harpie, Layla Moran on ‘Question Time’ the other day. She said categorically that if there was a second referendum that they keep asking for, and leave won it again, by any margin, they would still not respect the result, and carry on opposing it. This is not her opinion, it is shared by the leader of the party, Jo Swinson, and I imagine the rest of the cunts involved.

So, will they please change their name to better reflect their political stance? National socialism has already been used, but something similar would probably work.

Nominated by Gutstick Japseye

The House of Lords

Isn’t it amazing how those Remoaners who are crying out for democracy resort to a bunch of unelected cunts, who are appointed to the aristocracy, to force us to stay in Europe? A week before they were slagging off Big Lizzie for proroguing parliament which was undemocratic by all accounts. Now they wanted the aristocracy to overturn a no deal Brexit.

The hypocrisy is a new level of cuntishness I never thought I’d witness in the UK.

I wonder if Owen Jones still wants to take back the streets, or leave it to a bunch of senile old piss smelling traitors to do the job?

Nominated by Duke of Cuntshire

Ian Levy

I would like to nominate a particularly nasty cunt, Ian Levy who today was sentenced to 21 years in jail for the murder of his partner.

Recently released from a psychiatric facility, he had the nerve to plead ‘not guilty’ as he claimed that it was the fault of the hospital for releasing him. The cunt stabbed the lady no fewer than 86 times! What is wrong with the fucker? How on earth can any person or organisation carry the can for this cunt carrying out such an act?

I am generally a placid sort of person but this crime and the cunt’s ‘excuse’ has made my piss reach a previously unrecorded temperature.

Nominated by Guzziguy

Political amnesia

I would like to cunt political amnesia.

In 1997 John Major, the grey man of politics, prorogued parliament to cover up a sleaze report into his MPs. Not to execute the will of the people but to cover up sleaze. This illustrious ex PM also supported an EU referendum and stated that it should be in or out and binding. Yes, binding. All of this is on record.

So we must have sympathy for his frail state of mind now as he supports the Miller woman in challenging the government’s right to suspend parliament.

Let us hope it doesn’t descend into full blown dementia and sully the memory of such a great man.

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Gina Miller (10)

This meddling bitch has often been cunted but today she has passed beyond ordinary cuntdom in mega-cuntitude:

https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/1174657/Brexit-news-Gina-Miller-court-case-Boris-Johnson-Parliament-video-latest

The barmy old tart claims she “speaks for everybody”. No you don’t you vainglorious old whore, you speak for yourself, and for your rich poncy friends who want to get their housework, gardening and car valeting on the cheap from Eastern Europeans being paid poverty wages.

Why doesn’t the old cunt jut shut the fuck up, but she still battles on going to the Supreme Court, because she has been given permission to leapfrog all the other legal blocks and resources so the case can be heard on September 17th.

The frustrated old cow needs somebody to take her knickers down…. down a dark alley where nobody goes. How about a gang bang from Major, Benn, Hammond and all the other old EU loving doggers.

Nominated by W. C. Boggs

(.. and our congratulations to Gina for qualifying for inclusion on the wall of cunts when we can be arsed)