Lots of these popping up where I live, abandoned smart cars parked on verges in full pretend company livery.

Box sided trailers chained to lamp posts or stuck on roundabouts, same old free phone numbers, same old local number (same one as another company that had shit reviews last year any way)

so the question is, if 90% of your work comes from recommendations why do you have to stick these shitty signs everywhere, and when are you going to move that car you dumped at the junction?

Nominated by Pants stripe

Surely I’m not alone in noticing the ever increasing amount of narcissism that is polluting the air, like an obese mans fart straight into your nostrils.

The intolerance of difference of opinion is higher than ever.

*Don’t like a film or piece of supposed entertainment that they do? Here comes the hissy fit. On top of that you are a racist, sexist, misogynistic bigot etc etc. I find it rather interesting the media barely mentions the existence of misandrists when I see quite a bit of it about , in particular against the “straight white male”. Forget about simply thinking the film or series was a char grilled pile of elephant shit.

* The “Anyone who doesn’t agree or says this , is getting unfollowed”. I mean fuck off will you. Just fuck off. How up your own arse do you have to be like this and I’m not even talking about the more serious topics here, I’ve seen this plenty when it comes to opinions on sports teams or some stink bomb chewing cunt on a reality show.

* it feels like dumbing down and sensitising the population even further is a global plan and the next generation will be even worse. True there has always been the more arse wipe type people out there but since mobile phones are the necessity to many these days, folks have gotten worse even away from the screen.

* Trolls are filling their boots and will likely never run out of so many easy pickings again. I say good luck to them and may they mind fuck these charmless cunts to oblivion.

*Whatever happened to not giving a shit to liking something others didn’t?

Nominated by Travis The Shat Thrower

I would like to give Extinction rebellion a a mega 100 gun broadside of a cunting for being an absolute bunch of time wasting, carbon emissions raising, job, business and life ruining bunch of gobshite snowflake, inconsiderate jobless, worthless ,do gooding cunts, these fucks have caused mayhem in various cities around the UK for the sake of the environment and all they have managed to achieve is a months worth of carbon emissions in 3 days, various businesses’ suffering in an already difficult time, people getting layed off as a result, useless coppers should have kicked their fucking heads in, and now they are just another bunch of cunts like green peace or fathers for justice, Greenham common, vegans, lesso,s and hommo,s, who no-one takes seriously due to going about things the wrong way, these cunts probably drove to the campaign, so they can cause mayhem, act like cunts and even stopped one guy in Bristol getting to his dying father before he passed, these cunts should have tear gas and a baton to the teeth, and I wonder if Emma Thompson flew over again to whine about the environment, until, India, Pakistan,China,Japan,USA, Africa and the fucking Arabs start cleaning up their act we in the UK may as well do our worst because its all a waste of time, the world is fucked and cunts like Extinction rebellion and the like only make it worse…..Treble Cunts

Nominated by fuglyucker

Jared O’Mara has done the honourable thing and decided to resign as an MP due to ‘mental health problems.’

He has decided to go after their long summer recess. Some might think that this is due to a desire to maintain his salary whilst doing Sweet Fuck All.

Nominated by Guzziguy

Seagulls

The cunts. The greedy, noisy, shit all over you and your stuff cunts.

Now to be honest, I’m fairly fortunate in the fact that I live way out in the sticks so I have the usual wildlife to contend with.. badgers, rabbits, deer, packs of roaming feral cats and cyclicunts.

However, it’s when I go to work is when these little cunts end up fucking me over.

Picture this if you will. I work 60 odd hours a week and drive a 20 mile round trip to and from work every day, I drive a nice motor and it is my pride and joy, yet these little bastards seem to think it’s a big old target used for carpet bombing with shit. Every fucking day I’m having to wash the motor at £5 a go to get shot of the toxic shite these fuckers pepper it with. Thats £35 a week! My fucking tax is less than that a month (big engine, about £28) It’s almost like these cunts are purposely targeting cars and people. I’ll sit and have a smoke in the car on my dinner and lo and behold, these cunts even manage to shit through the fucking window, yet god for-fucking-bid you launch a stone at or hoof one of these fat bastards without being fined or arrested for attacking a protected species, thanks to wankers like Chris Packham and the other ecocunts.

Fuck me, they even manage to attack at one in the morning, when I walk from the Mrs’ to work after I’ve been round for a poke. Last fucking thing I want spoiling my post coital bliss is being shat upon by a flock of noisy winged cunts.

Moreso, I’m about 50 miles from the nearest fucking bit of sea. How the cunting fuck have these bastards managed to migrate inland and fucking stay here?

What the ecocunts need to do is repatriate these fuckers back to the shitholes they were resigned to, like Blackpool, and let us non-near sea living folk shoot the fuckers as soon as they’re out of their inclusion zone.

Cunts

Nominated by GrandCuntRailRoad