The BBC Website

The BBC Website. Specifically the website on this occasion por favor admin.

We all know that The Mail, The Graun, The Mirror and all rags inbetween now consider journalism to be the lazy ‘repeat what is on Twitter’ and spin it accordingly. Proper investigative journalism is rare; but then these newspapers and their websites are paid for by people happy enough with their output to keep purchasing and subscribing. They might be shit, they might be low-brow but people in their target demographics are happy to pay for them in spite of this.

The BBC Website on the other hand is subsidised by the British public. It is an enforced tax imposed upon all citizens without any choice.

Bearing that in mind, please marvel at the home page headlines at the current time of writing (2019-07-12; 09:30):-

‘Tourists Across the UK Head to the Biggest Primark in the World’

‘It Takes a Strong Person to Attend Their Own Funeral’

‘Can Anyone Hear Tom Livesey Scream in Space?’

‘RuPaul’s Drag Race UK Reveals New Celebrity Guest Judges’

‘Why You Should Never Mess With an Ostrich’

‘Would You Drink Camel Milk?’

‘Is It Ever OK to Break ‘Girl Code”?

‘Why Picnics Were Seen as a Status Symbol’

‘The Authors Behind a New Book Championed by Stormzy’

‘Can You Guess Your Netball Position Based on Phone Habits?’

I mean, what more needs to be said. The only thing I use the BBC website for is the weather forecast. The rest of the site is pure, unadulterated cunt.

Nominated by The UMPIRE Cunts Back

Vegan Burgers

 

Vegan burgers ?..
What sort of bearded cunt would eat a vegan burger? Something that tastes of fucking plants?
Probably the spotty beardy daft cunt that likes soya fucking milk. I hope they all die from lack of proper food. Burgers are the lowest form of food available, but made of no meat?.. what the fuck are these people thinking of?

Nominated by Jimmy the Spaz

QTIPOC

The latest gender acronym – QTIPOC Queer, Transgender and Intersex People of Colour.
They had their own pride party in east Londonistan on Sunday. Apparently the London pride march wasn’t diverse enough.

Nominated by Mystic Maven

Ruth Davidson (2)

Ruth Davidson is a cunt, isn’t she?

Age: Looks 60, is 40.

Job: Leader of the Scottish Tories.

Sex: Scissoring.

Weight: Chubby, middle-aged man.

Views: Staunch Remainer. Currently refusing to back the Government with a No Deal scenario. Perhaps she’d rather pay the Reich £39 Billion, cross her fingers, and hope they treat us well.

Style: Plumber at a court hearing, Kim Jong-Un.

Hair: Boot polish shampoo, 90’s Manc, indie guitarist, bigoted lesbian.

Hobbies: Attacking Boris Johnson, flicking women’s beans, permanently grinning, pretending she doesn’t hate men.

Ambition: To become PM, the eradication of men, Scotland to qualify for a football tournament.

Man in the street’s magnanimous opinion: Ruth Davidson is so woefully unattractive I’d rather stick my cock in a HARLEY Davidson.

Nominated by Captain Magnanimous

The Stansted 15

I would like to nominate the so called Stansted 15 for a cunting.

These liberal snowflakes are cunts of the highest order. They are the poster pin ups of cunts that exist today. These leftist, middle class, snowflake twats think that they are heroes saving the world and in the process preaching about the injustices for these criminals who have not contributed to our society. These idiots decided to hold up a flight deporting criminals and faced charges of terrorism and found guilty although they escaped prison I wonder why. The judge who sentenced them was also a cunt. Because of there fucking actions it has resulted in the delay of deporting Foreign criminals such as rapists and murderers. There response is that they would have been at risk Of persecution if they were sent back. What about their victims? It would have been good for these cunts to be locked up in the multicultural prison so they can experience the dregs of society. But no the judge feels they have suffered enough and understood their plight.

These cunts feel that they did the right thing and worryingly there are a number of deluded snowflake cunts who agree. Look at the picture of them posing after the court case. One of these cunts says that history will vindicate them. If only we had a time machine so we could erase these fuckers.

Read the daily mail article for full details.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7268407/Foreign-

 

Nominated By Jason