There’s good news and bad news on the political front this week, cunters. The good news is that arch Remoaner John ‘Shortarse’ Bercow is to resign from the post of Speaker of the House of Commons. The bad news is that Harriet Harperson wants to be his successor.

The insufferable D-lister Harperson has been creeping around the corridors of power for decades, without, as far as I can see, ever achieving anything really significant or memorable. Indeed, the most memorable thing about her is that sour expression of perpetual disapproval which is pasted onto her lardy mug; that, and the condescending, sanctimonious cant she comes out with.

Arguably, Harperson’s most notable ‘achievements’ have come in her pursuit of gender equality and openness in government. Amongst other things, as Wimmins’ Minister in T. Bliar’s first government, she promoted winter fuel payments for the elderly. Oh, but the ‘gender equality’ warrior’s policy was found to breach EU discrimination laws, on the grounds that men had to wait five years longer than wimmin to receive the payment. Nice one.

Harperson has supported all wimmin shortlists for parliamentary elections, because ‘men can’t be left to run things on their own’. She also stated that the collapse of Lehman Brothers might not have happened if it had been ‘Lehman Sisters’. No bigotry or sexism on her part there either. She’s also expressed support for all-black shortlists. Yeah Harriet, we really need more MPs of the calibre of Fatchops Lammy, Flabbott the Hutt, Dawn Butler and Fiona Onasanya to represent us and ‘enrich’ the House. She’s in favour of open government apparently. Except when it comes to the matter of MPs’ expenses. In 2009, she proposed a rule change to exempt expenses from enquiries under the FoI Act, but the proposal was booted out. Later, it emerged that Harperson herself had, er, repaid ‘wrongly claimed’ expenses. Quelle surprise.

As a maker of law, Harperson has demonstrated a failure to lead by example, having clocked up a series of convictions for speeding, and for hitting another vehicle whilst using a mobile phone when driving. Do as I say, not as I do. I could go on. Support for Phony Tony’s war in Iraq. Disloyalty to Gordon Brown, reportedly referring to him as ‘useless’. Alleged association with the Paedophile Information Exchange (‘nothing to do with me Guv’). But I think you get my drift.

Bercunt has indeed set the bar low for his successor as Speaker, but I think that Harpy Harriet could still get under it very comfortably. Come on Harriet. Strike another blow for gender equality and show us that you could be just as lousy in the job as any man.

Nominated by Ron Knee

Brexit, what a cunt.

This whole subject deserves a new cunting. There are so many cunts and other tit swingers trying to stop what we voted for it’s enough to make a cunt puke.

Among the biggest of these are the MP twats who represent a Leave community but still think they know better and continue to protest loudly. Take that example from Wakefield, Mr Ed “no” Balls wife herself, Yvette Cooper.

The good people of Wakefield fed up with the ever increasing invasion of Dooskhas voted to leave on no uncertain terms,. Cooperman (for it is she) decides that she knows better and they would rather see the streets and communities they grew up turned into a battleground for Eastern European drug dealers and carjackers. The Reds then hate the Asians so both groups drive around all day in old VWs and Audis spreading misery to the good working folk before arriving on time at the welfare office to sign on the dotted line for benefits.

Let’s be honest, the reason most folk signed up for Brexit is because they were fed up with mass immigration hence the less wealthy areas voted to leave while the more affluent areas where the Ex Soviets cannot afford to live signed up to stay. Once we leave, if they are working then of course they can stay, if they are scrounging then they can fuck right off, we have enough native wankers here already thinking the few can support the many, why import more?

I hear that Poland etc are now a great places to live because they have exported all their criminals and scroungers to other parts of Europe.

I’m totally fed up with being called a cunt just because I hate seeing my country full of cunts who don’t make any effort to contribute to the pot they so greedily grab from. I include all the British scroungers and waters in that too.

I’m all for Boris, fucking great to hear someone saying we are leaving and that’s fucking that..get fucked. It’s about time we had some strong leadership.

Nominated by Spanky Mc Spank

A first rate cunting for all of the billionaires that said they were going to donate to Notre Dame Cathedral being rebuilt.

Turns out not one of them has contributed one fucking euro cent and its been mostly crowd funding and French Citizens that have put their money where their mouth is and coughed up anything.

So just the usual showboating, dick length comparing, merde de chien then, non?

These fucking cunts boil my piss solar flare levels.

Nominated by Harold Steptoe

WASPI – Women against state pension inequality.

Well this could stir up a hornets nest, my old chums.

This is an action group set up to have a good old bitch about women now having to work to the age of 65 before they retire. The indignity is almost muslimesque. “Why should I have to work as long as a man to get my pension”?

It’s so unfair.

Sexual equality obviously doesn’t apply to these self righteous clowns. Get off your arse and get some fucking work done like us men have to, and have always had to.

FFS. Cunts!

Nominated by Cuntsville

A YouTube star, famous for his reviews of chicken shops, has criticised the government’s decision to feature knife crime warnings on takeaway boxes.

Oh the fucking irony.

This cunt is an expert on London chiggun shops apparently. He is black, of course. He says blacks eat chiggun. He also admits that they occasionally stab each other. But he thinks the chiggun box tactic is racist-ish and stereotyping. So we have a black person, in London who reviews chiggun shops. Not Italians, Chinese or Indian restaurants. Chiggun shops.

Stereotype or what?

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble