A one-nation cunting please for this obsequious old arsewipe, who, despite being a Conservative and well rewarded by his party, has turned on it and combined with cross party Remainer bleeders to prevent an election:-

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/politics/2019/09/12/cross-party-alliance-will-block-election-brexit-resolved-warns/

What a shame his constituents re-elected him after the vacuous old cunt allegedly dumped confidential government papers in waste paper bins in London parks, because he was too fucking lazy to deal with them properly.

What an arsehole!

Nominated by W. C. Boggs

Firstly – Long time reader first time ’cunter’ so do I hope that I do justice with my first attempt. Anyway, I was quite astonished to note that Oliver Letwin has been overlooked somewhat.

I was reading with interest that Mr Letwin (anyone who egregiously undermines the sovereignty of this country surely cannot continue as a knight of the realm?) has intimated that the CROSS-party alliance of rebel MPs will thwart Boris Johnson’s plan to hold a general election before Brexit has been resolved, or in other words, thwart the legitimate and democratic decision taken by the majority of the Country.

Whilst looks can be deceiving, Mr Letwin is not daft. He realises that as an MP of a leave constituency who has deceived his constituents in the most ignominious fashion, he will be unceremoniously ousted. So before he no doubt returns to his former directorship at Rothschilds, he and the repulsive former attorney general are trying to do as much damage as they can knowing they have nothing to lose; they don’t. Mr Letwin has shamed himself, his office as MP, has cheated and most importantly has sold his honour for notoriety. He is the EU manifested in flesh and bone and stands for everything that the 17.4M voted against.

He talks about the government having no mandate for a no deal, yet is preventing an election and a mandate for Brexit, whilst having no mandate himself.

I am tempted to say that he can’t have it both ways but judging by the look of him you wouldn’t be surprised. He is a calamitous, cretinous, contemptible, cheap, conceited charade personified, but most of all he is a fucking cunt.

Nominated by Joe-a-quim-cleenex

I’d like to nominate Conor McGregor.

I dont really watch MMA. I know a few people who do and couple of those who have competed in televised fights, but they were decent chaps. I cant be bothered with the UFC rubbish though. The ‘trash talking ‘ and pantomime is just a load of handbag swinging to fire-up an audience of Jack the lads who work in offices.

The prat who typifies this most of all is Conor McGregor. He comes across as obnoxious and arrogant. Many of his fans say it’s all an act, to which I reply ‘is he a fucking actor or a fighter?’

It now seems the nastiness is genuine, after sucker punching an old bloke in a pub after the man refused to drink McGregor’s branded whiskey. McGregor’s response was to wait until the old man’s head was turned and to punch the side of it. What a fucking baby and a coward.

Many have pointed out how the punch looked like it barely phased the victim, but it’s quite clear the best place for this idiotic thug is behind bars.

No doubt scores of vain twats who wear tattoo sleeves and their baseball caps backwards, and relentlessly post selfies to instacunt will maintain that the old man shouldn’t have disrespected McGregor, but they are borderline mongs themselves, dressing like twelve year-old boys. They are wrapped up in the vacuous existence exemplified by McGregor, mediocre morons endlessly promoting themselves and their disgusting ‘skank-ho’ Kardashian-clone cunts of girlfriends.

I hope to God they all succumb to thermonuclear variant of AIDS, except McGregor is first mauled by a mobility scooter.

What a fokkin’ cont.

Nominated by Cuntamus Prime

While most of us are living in the world of waiting ages at the doctors, dentists and paying for our prescriptions without hearing an English voice, while thousands can’t get their sprog into the expected local primary, while thousands have had their wages slashed or lost their jobs to EU migrants, the govt has been telling us that migration from the EU has a positive impact on the UK and the numbers coming are not that large…look the statistics tell us this. But wait a minute! The ONS has now decided that its figures on migration are just experimental and have no actual relationship to the facts. They have totally underestimated the real number of EU migrants legally coming to the UK and therefore, by simple deduction, the actual impact of this migration on the UK.

What a total bunch of cunts. Not even the BBC can run from this one.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-49420730

I keep trying to tell those who voted Remain why they lost. It’s not Cambridge Analytica, it’s not racism, it’s just that people’s basic standard of living has been fucked over by the decision to expand the EU, the introduction of the Euro and the fucking bankers and they have had enough.

Nominated by Cuntsince1066

I’d like to nominate Tom Watson for a cunting!

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-49657006

This skidmark in the kecks of British Politics undercrackers now wants Labour to pledge for another referendum before agreeing to hold a General Election in their party manifesto the democracy denying cunt!

Fatboy Slim clearly doesn’t fancy Labour’s chances too much in a GE so wants to have his Slimming World cake and eat it by trying to get the original democratic referendum result overturned any which way, aided by his cuntish mates Emily ‘Flabberguts’ Thornberry, Dame Queer Starmers, Hilary ‘Mincer’ Benn and Yvette ‘Sugartits’ Cooper. Because you don’t agree with the result, I say get to fuck, you Marxist cunts and see if the public back you up in a GE, which Labour have been banging on about for the past few years!

Steptoe also fancies getting more splinters in his arse by sitting on the fence neither advocating to leave or remain, in Labour’s new manifesto…. they are the gift that keep giving.

The sooner these cunts are purged out of British politics the better.

Nominated by Cuntus Maximus

A little unprecedented, as I don’t really know who the biggest cunt is in all this and therefore can’t nail down the precise cunt I’m looking for……so we’ll go with, Scottish Civil Judges are cunts.

The news is that three Scottish judges have deemed the prorogation of parliament to be unlawful. Since when has making tactical political decisions been against the law?

Let’s break it down a bit.

Number one: Scottish judges may be a tad biased, be it that a lot of Scotland’s elite wish to remain within the EU. So it’s not surprising that they have found fault with the timing.

Number two: Remainer MPs immediately demanding that because three (obviously not biased) judges have come to the conclusion that this is against the law somehow, we must now reconvene parliament immediately. More hypocrisy. It’s pretty obvious Boris tactically chose this route to help with his mandate of leaving the EU, not too dissimilar to the tactic remainer MPs used to reject a general election. If we’re going to say parliamentary actions are illegal because the timing isn’t right, then fucking nothing that goes on in that shit house would be legal…I’m not sure it is anyway.

Finally, why have these judges not decided that it’s entirely unlawful to create laws based on selfish notions? The fucking Remainers are literally making laws up as they go to reverse the will of 17.4 million people. I’m surprised they haven’t passed a law that means their position as an MP can no longer be contested.

Boris has used one slightly bent tactic to try gain some leverage, yet Remainers have literally used every trick in the book, but yet they’re the ones who are outraged? Fuck off. Maybe this cunting should have been for Remainer MPs. But the lines are starting to be blurred.

I still think those three judges are cunts, they’re supposed to uphold the law, not make a mockery of it.

Nominated by elboobio