As Elvis might have said, ‘Lawd have mur-see!’. Pantomime dame Elton Bogg is giving it large again.

This time Dame Elton’s thrown a hissy fit regarding the jet-setting of the Duke and Duchess of Hewitt, who’ve been accused of hypocrisy for taking four gas-guzzling private jet trips in eleven days, whilst preaching about climate change.

The latest jaunt of ‘Heir Miles Harry’ and Megan Sparkle took them to Dame Elton’s pad in France, a journey which, as critics have indicated, could have been made on a commercial flight, or even by train, either of which would have generated a much smaller ‘carbon footprint’. Criticism has prompted the bewigged gobshite to tell us to leave the flying royals alone. Apparently Dame Elton laid out for the hire of the jet, and paid to offset the carbon footprint generated. That’s alright then. ‘Diana, Princess of Wales was one of my dearest friends’, gushes the pompous luvvy prick. ‘After their hectic year of hard work (!!) David (Furnish) and I wanted the family to have a private holiday in the safety and tranquillity of our home’.

A hectic year of hard work? Oh do fuck off, ducky.That’s a year of twelve hour shifts in A and E.

But here’s the main thing, Your Ladyship. It rankles when people like the Hewitts pronounce on the dangers of climate change, while not seeming to care about the impact of their own behaviour. The ‘do as I say, not as I do’ attitude of ‘Very Important People’ really grates on the rest of us.

What pisses on our chips even more is when a supercilious, brown-nosing ‘celebrity’ then tells us what to think on the subject. I (not so) respectfully suggest that you ram your opinion up your fat arse, if you can find room for it up there. Just who do you think you are? Oh let me guess; you’re the Fairy Queen of England, right?

Fuck off, you ridiculous old tart.

Nominated by Ron Knee

A poptastic duckie, regal cunting please for the People’s Princess, and elderly pop “icon” Elton John, for his limp-wristed, gushing, crawling arse-licking to Harry Hewitt and his missus. The Queen Mother may have died in 2002, but she lives on in the portly (despite the corset) bewigged figure of this deluded old nancy boy:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-49398852

Old Elton uses his arse a lot, but now he is talking through it as well, claiming that he “offset” Harry’s carbon footprint. You will know Mr and Mrs Hewitt used three private jets within a week, despite the Prince’s hypocritical lecturing which meant do as we say, not as we do. Ginger cunt. Well, if the old bender (the other ginger cunt) had a brain he would know that you cannot in actuality do this.. all the mega-rich can do is salve their conscience in this ostentatious, virtue signalling way. He says he and “David”, his wife, wanted to ensure the bearded wonders safety as Harry’s mum was his “dear friend”. Spare us. Just because he is an old queen doesn’t make him a member of the royal household, and just like another pop superstar (or so they imagine) Cliff Richard, who used to offer his holiday home to the Princess Blair, you get sick and tired of these worn out old has-beens grovelling to the Establishment.

I just hope Harry or his missus didn’t slip on all the KY Jelly they found on the floor of the bathroom, and we can only hope Archie didn’t put the butt plug in his mouth, or indeed any other orifice.

Nominated by W. C. Boggs

Ed Sheeran is a colossal cunt…

The cunt’s latest album is apparently about ‘collaborations’… Which basically means this ginger gargoyle will work with any fucker who is trendy (ie: ‘Stormzy’) at the moment in order to get more kudos and hits. What I hate about him is it isn’t about a love of music or the thrill of playing to an audience…it’s just about success and how much of that he can get.

The gremlin has already yapped on about wanting to be ‘the most popular kid in the school’ and ‘first in the sports race is all that matters’. Comparing his chart success to school situations shows what an emotional and childish gnome he really is. Now the cunt is showing off a letter from a music college showing that he failed in every subject or area, like that is something to be proud of anyway? What makes him a cunt is the ‘I’ll show you all’ attitude he has. He can’t be gracious about his success…he gives it the ‘Told you so’ and ‘Who’s popular now?’ shite and rubs people’s faces in it.

The Beatles were turned down by Decca, the Smiths rejected by Factory, but they didn’t go on about it or display it at an ‘exhibition’ while they still existed as bands. Sure, a memorabilia crammed Stones or Floyd exhibition 50 years later for a band who really achieved something, but an Ed Sheeran one? Now?

What a self important cunt he is… and he’s crap anyway.

Nominated by Norman

Vapers are cunts.

Not those little pen type things, but those massive, fuck off, suitcase-sized, mains powered fuckers. They emit enormous clouds of vapour into the atmosphere. It’s like standing next to a cherry/vanilla/tobacco/dog cheese/wombat womb (insert your own flavour) power station. And you know you’re breathing in air that’s just been in the lungs of the vaper.

Not nice. Just piss off and pollute in private.

Nominated by Bertram Cuntatious DCO

A cunting please for Konnie Huq.

The pointless former Blue Peter bimbo had an epic meltdown on the Jeremy Vine show this week and started foaming at the mouth and screeching the following demented refrain at her fellow guests – “Would you want Brexit to happen now if suddenly the new term was that everybody’s head got chopped off”.

WTF!!!!

Keep taking the pills, Konnie. Oh and by the way, you’re a cunt.

Nominated by Marvellous Mechanical Cunting Machine

Two items on the news this morning showing how the poison that is religion continues to infect the secular West:

1/ A pioneering heart surgeon Sir Terence English suggests it may be possible in a few years to transplant pig’s hearts into human beings. Apparently, some people have “religious scruples” about this.

2/ The World Health Organisation has stripped the UK of its measles-free status. Apparently, the MMR vaccine contains pig gelatine.

We all know that Heaven hates ham!

Seriously, this shit is still going on as we approach the third decade of the 21st century? I’m not against religious fucktards partaking in their religion so long as they keep their shit to themselves and, more importantly, pay for their shit themselves. I object in the extreme to religious fucktards interfering in serious issues like medicine and public health.

I blame religious fucktards for the pain and suffering my late grandmother and my wife’s late grandfather went through at the end of their lives because their imaginary friend doesn’t allow euthanasia.

Cunt off you fucking pricks.

Nominated by Lord Cunt’s Mate de Cunt 1st Earl of ISAC