Dara O’Briain

Dara O’Briain is a smug unfunny Libtard remainer.

He presents as an extremely arrogant member of the Irish Libtard show business cuntocracy (together with Sir Bob Cuntdorf, Boner and Graham Nortyboy). He’s a charmless nork who looks down his nose at everyone.

His biggest sin Is chairing Mock The Leavers, that Libtards wet dream of a “comedy show” where he comes over as a controlling fat ass.

Fuck off back to Bog Land you cunt.

Nominated by Marvellous Mechanical Cunting Machine

Richard Bacon (3)

Just seen Richard Bacon on “This Week” . He was “taking a stand” by “defending” the NHS while living in LA. How brave. How strong.
I note that the incident which has inspired him consisted of him being taken off an airplane from LA in a wheelchair with pneumonia.

Did he actually get on the plane ill to come to GB for some free health care? That would be a bit cunty, no?
Even his fucking stupid cunty haircut was screaming to the heavens that he was a ludicrous figure becoming ever more of a cunt as he aged into a sort of “Picture of Dorian Gray” of Gary Lineker.

Pointless mini-cunt.

Nominated by Jack Savage

Floyd Mayweather

Floyd Mayweather is a tacky cunt.
I’ve just seen pictures of this specimen, sitting next to a load of cash, and other dreadful looking pieces of tat that are apparently really expensive. It’s getting hard to tell boxers and rappers apart, as the first sign of success, these pricks have to flaunt what they have earned. I have no idea if this cunt is any good at boxing, as I stopped watching it when pay per view came out, and it now seems to be who can knock out the most bums. Amid Khan is another tacky cunt, with him and his plastic mannequin wife throwing a lavish hundred grand party for the one year old brat they made. Vacuous trash, the lot of them, and Mayweather, I don’t give a fuck how much your Gucci handbag is worth, what the fuck is a grown man doing with one?

Nominated by Gutstick Japseye

Admin note: The bragging cunt has a long history of this. Spoilt for choice for an apt photo

Brockwell Lido Invaders

A nomination please for the Brockwell lido invaders, 25th July.

It takes a particular kind of stupid twat to queue for three hours in the blast furnace heat, then to attempt to force their way in, just to get into an open air pool, which was likely so crowded, that you could get from one end of the pool to the other, without even getting wet.

The stupidity of the great British public never ceases to amaze….

Nominated by Mystic Maven

Sumo Wrestling

Could someone explain to me what the fuck this “sport” is about? Two giant tubs of lard with breasts and topknots, dressed in thongs showing their flabby buttocks, throwing rice around the tiny ring, stamping from side to side, making a lot of constipated noises then running into each other belly-to-belly. The loser gets ejected onto a fan who was stupid enough to buy a ringside seat and ends up having a ton of Nipponese arse on his face. The ref is dressed like an extra from Shogun and waves what looks like a fan at these haystacks as his badge of office. The audience whoops in delight, the banners fly, the drums beat and presumably the tiny Japanese girls looking on are wetting themselves with excitement.

I must see if there is a women´s version although I hope they will be slimmed down a bit. I don´t fancy seeing a Japanese version of the Flabbot in action.

Nominated by Mr Polly