A right royal, on yer feet cunting for the English National Anthem.
Just watched England v Wales rugby Union match and it’s about time somebody did away with the dirge they play for England sports teams. Apart from the fact it’s the British National Anthem and that why should anybody pay homage to the right royal scrounger, we the English need our own anthem.
Gobshites
Nominated by Crusty Flaps
Yep, all of them. Having just passed through there, the very British xenophobic part of me was delighted to confirm that the lot of them down to the last man, woman, child and animal are Cunts with a capital C.
They still have no sense of personal space, simply refusing to move even when they are the only collection of matter that could possibly be in the way. I even watched a dog refuse to move for a human. A fucking dog!
They still take their time about absolutely everything, resolutely refusing to rush. I even witnessed a child nearly drown as his parent was in no rush to save him. By the time the rescue was afoot, only his fingertips were above the waterline.
Beasts. Utterly mindless beasts.
There is still art everywhere, as if it means anything. They still drape themselves over everything whilst smoking as if they are too relaxed even for cancer, and they still mumble their own language as if pronunciation is an affront to their idle nature. Folks blather on about the resistance effort of the French, but all of my personal experience drives me to the thought that it was probably easier than the alternative.
As for all that demonstration against political tyranny – more of the same, it’s just an excuse for another day off work. What France needs is the benefit of a foreign political leadership who won’t think twice about incarcerating any “freedom fighter” who sets public property on fire, who won’t think twice about making public demonstration illegal and who won’t think twice about introducing back breaking physical labour that goes way past a part time 35 hours a week. Work life balance my arse!
Truly shocking.
No small wonder that all those migrants manage to routinely wander all the way across to Calais.
“Look officer – a bunch of vagrant foreign nationals simply wandering at will throughout the land, look!”
“Fuck it, that’s my 35 hours done. Leave it to those pesky Brits.”
Cunts.
Nominated by Cuntflap
Invariably described as ‘Winston Churchill’s Grandson’ as if that fortunate slice of nepotism alone were enough to confirm his stature.
After decades in The House, I’m dubious as to whether any of the many PMs he has served have ever deemed him worthy of ministerial office and so he festers on the backbenches for eternity.
Bunter is a blustering fat oaf who repeatedly denies the validity of the Referendum, splutters his way indignantly through interviews and is no doubt polishing off a ten course meal with his chums at Guardian TV like Jon Snowflake as I write.
He’s allegedly mates with Big Ears (that says it all) and I seem to recall his frisky ways was once described by a young wench as “like having a double wardrobe fall over on me…..with the key still left in it”
Nominated by Isaac Hunt
DOMINIC GRIEVE (MP – BUT FOR HOW LONG?)
An emergency, double-strength “in my judgement” cunting please for this little old motherfucker whose voice sounds more and more like an outraged old virgin who has just been threatened with the biggest dick in the world up her arse:
Yes, the alleged Tory would rather have Citizen Smith Corbyn in No. 10 then a No-deal Brexit, but even then the pusillanimous old cunt doesn’t tell the truth – it is not a “deal” he is after, it is no-fucking Brexit.
Nominated by W. C. Boggs
The so called ‘Rise of the Far Right’
Get fucking fucked.
According to Gov.UK and widely covered by Al-Beeb et al, recently there was a ‘36% increase in the number of referrals to the Prevent program related to right-wing extremism in 17/18, whilst referrals related to Issssslaamist extremism decreased by 14%’.
And there you have it. Far-right extremism is most definitely on the rise.
Aren’t statistics a wonderful tool, used by tools, to ‘hammer’ home what tools they are?
Referrals for Issssslaaamist extremism fell in 17/18 from 3704 to 3197 whist referrals in the same period from the ‘Far Right’ increased from 968 to 1312.’
The report also goes on to state that the threats from the ‘Far Right’ are harder to detect as they tend to come from lone operators and as such aren’t as sophisticated as threats from Mussies.
Now I may well be a bigoted cunt, but I’m starting to think maybe, just maybe, these lone threats/attacks may just be the result of lone individuals who just had enough?
And maybe, just maybe, the reason that the referrals that relate to Issslaaamist extremism are 300% greater than the ‘Far right’ are more organised and involved, I don’t know, maybe 300% more people?
It’s just a thought. I could be wrong, but I doubt it.
Apparently, 57% of all referrals come from the Education sector.
Yesterday, (17/8) news broke about a young lass who had been disqualified from her GCSE RE paper for making ‘obscene racial comments’. Her crime? She’s a vegetarian and she commented in her paper that she found the idea of halal meat absolutely disgusting’.
When in the name of the fucking Hair Bear bunch did objecting to eating animals, especially those that have their throats slit and bleed to death, become ‘racially offensive’?
I’ll tell you when… it’s when 57% of referrals to prevent come from the ‘education sector’.
Jesus, we really do need to press the reset button, sharpish.
Nominated by CuntyMcCuntface