Florence Welch is a cunt…
This tuneless tart is yet another cunt bemoaning the fact that she is famous…
The pretentious one said something like ‘I like to live under the illusion that I am not famous’… Further lamenting her ‘lot’ she whined ‘Being famous has destroyed the dreamy kid I used to be’….
But that’s just it, isn’t it? Some people do dream of being in Welch’s position but never will be… The whinging cow has it all (except talent, that is), yet she isn’t satisfied and moans about how rich liked and successful she is…. So, she didn’t go into the music industry for fame and recognition?…. If she didn’t want to be ‘famous’ she should have chosen to work in a bank or the Co-Op or somewhere else where no cunt would give a toss… These celebrity types want jam on it… If you don’t like it, don’t fucking do it… Boo fucking Hoo!
Nominated by Norman
Another attention seeking whining cunt, we’re supposed to feel sorry for.
Well fuck her and the bike she rode into town with. If she doesn’t like fame then give it all up by quitting social media, emptying all her bank accounts and giving it all to charities; give up the big house and the fancy cars; shun the big social occasions, the media interviews the glamour photos etc etc, and fuck off to some shithole country and help the less fortunate!
But will she I wonder?
Of course not – she’s just a cunt, and an ugly empty-headed cunt at that!
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Never heard of it. Looks like a tranny to me.
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From the group Florence and the Machine? Keep up Allan!
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I like them, shit I can see where this is going……Both then
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Its a pretty passable tranny if thats the case lol, you have high standards m8
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Bet you’re a fan of her dad Bruce. Those fuckers knew how to rock and roll. And they invented modern dance.
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Flo and the Machine are dreary fucking shite anyway. Listen Mrs fucking moaner……give the money to Save the Endangered Frogs 🐸 ( Chairman and CEO Mr F Frog ) get a job on the checkout at Tesco’s , shut your boring gob and fuck off while you’re doing it.
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Apparently this cunt is a member of an indie band. That’s enough to deserve a cunting before she start rabbiting on about shite.
Looks very bourgeoisie to me. Privately educated and talentless I bet.
Ugly as fuck as well.
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I think it’s a man.
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If she didn’t dress like a ghost bride, and stopped singing songs, I wouldn’t have a fucking clue who she was. If I saw her in the street, I’d just think she was another pasty ginger.
She’s only famous to the radio 1 lefty brigade.
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Never facking well heard of her. Is she famous for her Purple Grape Juice?
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You might remember her from her youth in the tv program. . . . . .
The Magic Roundabout.
https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=florence+in+magic+roundabout&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en-gb&client=safari#imgrc=5wr9nmZttynK0M:
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Don’t worry love, in 10 years time you’ll be as famous as some bloke who used to be in showaddywaddy, count your blessings that you’ve made millions and can enjoy your obscurity in comfort.
Now fuck off!
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Romeo Challenger?
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Yeah, the bitch is posh, went to Alleyn’s School just down the road from me. Very expensive, posh gels only thank you.
Remoaner and campaigner for LGBT 🏳️🌈 rights ……..yawn…….and wants to save the planet obviously.
Just a standard run of the mill libtard sleb. Probably loved by the BBC I should have thought. Fucking cunt.
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Of course she did. The music biz if infested with posh cunts who get all the breaks because of their family connections. No cunt makes it these days as a result of playing strip clubs in Hamburg for several years and such like.
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Yes she is repeatedly hailed as a great artist by the BBC. Perhaps its because she went to the same posh school as various producers.
I dont mind her music (relative to what now passes for music) but the industry itself is full of public school cunts like her, Lilly Allen, Dido, Mika and various indie /folk performers.
Even though the BBC promotes diversity, the numbers of working class people getting jobs in the media and fashion industries is pretty low.
The overall picture of social mobility for the working class hasnt been so bad since the 1930s, after Blair and Brown had been in power.
Whether it’s Welch or some sneery cunt in the Guardian, there’s far too many posh white girls whinging about how hard they have it.
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Literally just heard a clip of her on Radio 5. The first single she ever bought was Slim Shady, that Eminem classic. Classic bollocks more like. The twattish media types that moan about their lives piss me properly off. I doubt she’ll have to work until she fucking dies like the rest of us. Utter cunt. And Sting and fucking Bonio too. Piss off.
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That dreadful warbling voice of hers. It’s music for pre menstrual women.
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Can’t stand her voice myself, always have to turn over or off if any of her shit makes an appearance.
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I thought it was music BY pre menstrual women.
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Jack, drop your monocle and you could be mistaken for Moggie.
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He’d need to be surprised as well. You don’t think I was born with that face, do you?
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He has got piss holes for eyes!
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Did anyone see this clip of cultural enrichment?
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/9678271/asda-fight-brighton-marina-wrestle-elderly-woman-gang/
Blame brexit, blame the far-right, blame anybody but spades.
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Fucking two bob cunts! So this was June, they’ve posted this on line, the store must have their own CCTV, so what have the Brighton Police done? Fuck all obviously. Too busy looking after the gays, putting gay flags outside the cop shop and hunting down “hate criminals” who object to their children being taught about menstruation by fucked up trannies. What a country.
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Too busy learning their dance steps for the next gay pride march which will probably be this weekend and the next…..and the next…..and the next…….
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It’s Brighton. Fuck em.
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And nobody had the presence of mind to bottle at least one of the cunts.
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Brighton is going the same way as London.
Both run by liberal idiots and seeing mouthy protesters, thugs and criminals getting away with uncivilised behaviour. There is no deterrent when the local police are too busy painting rainbows on their cars and dancing with clubgoers and activists for misguided Public Relations efforts.
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She looks like the sort that all too readily chucks its Maltesers out of its wheelchair.
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Florence? that was my grans name,
Who is she? Whys she on her own in a wedding dress?
Shes lonely and upset over brexit and trump n being a ginger etc
Poor loves mithered to death by adoring commoners, must be terrible?
Tell you what Flo sit down next to uncle miserable, tell me about it,
Want a hollands pie?
No meat n potato,
Drink? Not got wine, got boddies bitter?
Sorry yes that was my hand, no dont panic, was just checking…..
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Conversely, when she’s forgotten, she’ll live under the illusion she’s still famous.
Silly cunt!
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Any cunt who buys the super deluxe edition of Abbey Road is thick as shit how many times they gonna release and remaster these stupid albums
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But this version is all drum & bass.
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Drum and bass the genre? I would actually unironically support a drum n bass techno dj remix release at least there would be a fucking point, but a new stereo mix by giles martin and some dumb outtakes? Seriously fucking why? the only answer is this is a cash in, milking it for all they can
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Have they added Yoko Ono to the funeral procession on the front cover? Considering we now know she was the undisputed talent and brains behind The Beatles (Mojo magazine said so) that would seem to be the only right and fair thing to do.
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Oh aye… I’ve no doubt that MOJO will have their thousandth fucking Beatles cover next month… A few words from a now doddering Macca giving his routine answers, Ringo saying he’s glad the cunts have finally put the drums higher in the mix, Giles ‘never be as good as his dad’ Martin talking about doing the Beatles for the Ed Sheercunt generation, and -naturally – Yoko Fucking Cunting Sodding Frigging Twatting Pissing Ono given the most coverage and how ‘positive’ she was for the band…
It’ll be brickwalled to fuck and there’ll be piss all new on this reissue.. Wish there was a deluxe Beggars Banquet or Let It Bleed instead….
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Or even a Between The Buttons!
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True, RTC… A deluxe ‘Buttons’ or ‘Satanic Majseties’ would do too… But Jagger has a bit of a feud going with ABKCO, so no unreleased stuff can be put out without his permission… And I don’t think Keef gives a fuck either way… I also think the Stones corporation want to diminish and dumb down Brian Jones (RIP) as much as possible… So any Aftermath to Beggars Banquet outtakes featuring the man would shatter the now official party line that he was drugged up and useless most of the time…
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Just heard the ‘new’ version of ‘Something’… Better than I thought it would be and still a million times better than any of the crap that’s around now…
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Another tedious self obsessed fucking celebrity, I hate them with every atom of my being, worshipped by fucking fools and living in a bubble of their own inflation.
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Just like cunts such as Ed Sheercunt, Lewis Cuntpaldi, Titless Swift, and George Ezra
Florence and her cunt machine are another example of insipid shite hailed as genius…
Heard her once: squawking through a murderous version of Candi Staton’s ‘You’ve Got The Love’ and that was enough for me… Also, how can such a miserable pucker mouthed pasty arsed minger become such a ‘star’? At least most pop stars looked the part in the old days… Now they are all ugly fucking cunts like this whining bitch…
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On a positive note she could always forgo fame and undertake a successful career as a foghorn.
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I always hated that fucking Candi Staton song from the first time it was released… then it seemed to be remixed and re-released every fucking 18 months afterwards…then when that torture ended,this fucking scabby Florence bint releases a murderous cover.. Aaaaaarrrrrggggghhhhhh
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I bet she’s got a fanny like a big fox fur hat…
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….with the fox still in it.
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And a hunting horn…
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‘Our Flo’ looks like an uglier version of that trollop off NeverEnders..
The one that always screeched ‘Rickaaaaay!’….
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You mean Bianca. Not that I watch it of course!
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I have been made aware of this wailing bitch despite my ageing years. She sounded like she was constantly changing gears with her voice, as if being driven by a Pakistan taxi driver. It made me want to throw up.
Just awful.
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Spot on General. I have just checked out “You Got the Love” on Yewtoob, and, yes she can’t sing for fucking toffee.
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She’s a screamer but not one I’d be interested in.
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Pakistani crunching gears? That’s quite a good simile, May I borrow it some time?
Wilde (brightly) good one Sir, I wish I’d said that!
Whistler: you will Oscar, you will.
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I think she’s very handsome(for a man) with that chiselled jaw.
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She’s not a patch on Raquel Welch.
It’s all true you know-‘One Million Years BC’. Cavemen fighting with Dinosaurs. That’s why the Dinosaurs died out in fact. The first humans killed them all.
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Come on Miles – everyone knows the Earth is only 6000 years old (approximately).
😃
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Screenplay by J.G. Ballard. Needed a big motorway interchange and some underpasses in the middle of the prehistoric veldt, and a dinosaur fucking a Chevrolet.
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Right fuckin’ bellower this one – Could shout down a 747 at cruising altitude. As some wag said in Viz many moons ago – “Fuck’s Sake, keep it down love – some of us have got to get up for work in the morning”
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She might be famous, but not in our house.
If she doesn’t like what ever time she’s got in the spotlight, well, nobody’s twisting her arm. Precious twat.
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She is a big shouty horse.
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That’s an insult to shouty horses.
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Never ‘kin heard of her.
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Fanny like a cathedral nave !
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I’d like to help her through the day.
Ye I Shall soothe her existential angst if only slightly,
by advising that I have
NEVER HEARD
of this
STUPID CUNT.
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She stood directly behind me at the Fleetwood Mac concert at the O2 a couple of years back. She would not stop shrieking at the top of her voice — stevie stevie! – at first I did not know who it was and I thought well fair enough she is excited! Then she just did not stop most of the night – like a 5 year old after too much fizz pop. When my daughter( who is in the music biz) told me who she was it occurred to me …….. she was at the front in the crowd but otherwise completely anonymous —— that’s it I realised she was drawing attention to herself EVEN when fleetwood fucking Mac were playing!!! God give me strength!! Stupid guardian reading bint.
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Really she was being a attention seeking cunt there? Did you know who she was at the time and that this stupid bitch was famous?
Not a huge fleetwood mac fan but without a shadow of a doubt stevie nicks is the worst and least talented member of the band. I sort of hate Nicks singing voice it sounds so shrill and raspy christine mcvie is a better singer and songwriter imo
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Can these cunts just fuck off and spend their money? What is with this perpetual guilt complex? They spent most of their early years doing anything to get noticed, “to make it in the industry” so why all the pathetic blather now. Makes me puke. The ones that just keep their heads down, spend their dosh and enjoy themselves I applaud.
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