A rainbow flag and limp-wristed cunting please for the boys and girls who pranced down to Brighton at the weekend to camp it up at the “Brighton Pride” festival.

Not content with the camp polari, mincing and girly squeals of delight, some of the cunts needed their voices to go even higher and to facilitate this, they utilized laughing gas, which in addition to making you sound like a girl band also gives you some sort of high.

The trouble is the dykes and pansies forgot to take their canisters away and decided to pollute the beach instead:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-sussex-49225631

Naughty duckies. A waste of time, space and money, vacuously pointless, crass….but enough about Caroline Lucas

Nominated by W. C. Boggs

I’d like to nominate the fairly new obsession surrounding unnatural conception.

Whether it be Turkey basters, test tubes, “throuples,” surrogate or any of the other various methods, it has never quite sat right with me.

The Mainstream Media will glorify this as equality and inclusion. Now two “daddy’s” can have a child, now two “mummy’s” can have a child, yet nobody seems to care about the potential consequences.
-It may take two to tango, but it only takes one sperm and one egg to conceive meaning that both parents can’t be related by blood. What happens in the event of both parents splitting up? Does the parent actually related to the child get custody?
-Statistics say that children without a mother or father are far more likely to up in prison, live in poverty or commit suicide. It’s my opinion that children need both male and female influences at home
-A child may never know their true heritage and as a result may lack identity.
-The LGBTQ community are more likely (in my opinion) to try and raise their kids as “theybies,” gender neutral, vegan, lib dems voter or just a plain sodomite. We have enough fairies and snowflakes thank you.
-We’re overpopulated, more children equals more welfare, schooling costs, cars on the road (global warming?) Etc.
– Two blokes can’t breastfeed
– There are tons of kids in care who need a good home. If these couples can provide the correct care for a child then they would be allowed to adopt.

That rug munching cunt Steph McGovern has been complaining that she’s been having morning sickness after her girlfriend got her preggers. If a lesbian wanted a baby in the good old days she’d have to endure sleeping with some pig of a bloke in the hope of getting morning sickness. Think you need to check your privilege, Steph.

The breakdown of the nuclear family was just one step on the road to the end of society. Our only hope is a nuclear war.

My advice? Bomb the lot and start again.

Nominated by Itchen Cunt

The latest Bond film must be nominated. I stopped watching these ages ago anyway as they were a load of boring shite, but have a look at this: Bond 25 is said to introduce a female version of the spy.

According to reports, British actor Lashana Lynch will be introduced as the new 007 in the next instalment in what is being described as a “pivotal” scene. She’ll be tasked with tracking Daniel Craig’s character and bringing him out of retirement for a new mission.
There is a pivotal scene at the start of the film where M says, ‘Come in 007,’ and in walks Lashana who is black, beautiful and a woman.

According to an insider, “It’s a popcorn-dropping moment. Bond is still Bond but he’s been replaced as 007 by this stunning woman.”

The reports suggest that Bond will try to seduce the female Bond, who will resist his advances. (Really? Who’d have thought it? Bond 25 has been co-written by Fleabag’s Phoebe Waller-Bridge.

Says it all really.

Nominated by Mystic Maven

A lot of people seem to focus a lot on Gary Lineker being a cunt, but I believe his even bigger cunt of a brother Wayne Lineker deserves some recognition also. That cunt has made success by leeching off his brothers fame by opening all those fucking shit bars, because when imbeciles see the name ‘Lineker’ above the bar, they have the same sheep mentality they’d have when they see a Wetherspoons.. that it’ll be great because it’s got a recognisable name. He makes them appeal to younger people because he’s sleazy and sly enough to take advantage of the fuckwits by getting them to spend fortunes on his pissy beer. He also does this because he seems to think that he’s down with the kids by hanging around with younger generations, when really the wanker is just having a midlife crisis and is actually dead inside since no fucker his age wants anything to do with him since he’s nothing but a parasitic cuntbubble!

Nominated by Lord Cuntington

Florence Welch is a cunt…
This tuneless tart is yet another cunt bemoaning the fact that she is famous…
The pretentious one said something like ‘I like to live under the illusion that I am not famous’… Further lamenting her ‘lot’ she whined ‘Being famous has destroyed the dreamy kid I used to be’….

But that’s just it, isn’t it? Some people do dream of being in Welch’s position but never will be… The whinging cow has it all (except talent, that is), yet she isn’t satisfied and moans about how rich liked and successful she is…. So, she didn’t go into the music industry for fame and recognition?…. If she didn’t want to be ‘famous’ she should have chosen to work in a bank or the Co-Op or somewhere else where no cunt would give a toss… These celebrity types want jam on it… If you don’t like it, don’t fucking do it… Boo fucking Hoo!

Nominated by Norman