A cunting for ill-informed scaremongering. How much more of this twaddle can these so called experts come up with?

A news bulletin today stated that we need to stop eating red meat as the livestock is causing global warming. In the next article, less than a minute later, we should show sympathy for Britain’s dairy farmers who may be forced to cull half their herds because of Brexit.

Well if that’s the case, Brexit will stop global warming, so let’s get on with it.

Clueless cunts.

Nominated by Duke of Cuntshire

David Lammy, MP (allegedly) and professional race baiter, is my nomination. Apparently, Lammy has decided that he is wasted languishing on the back benches and is eyeing a move up front. Rather than do it in a traditional way, either shagging the leader or by having some kind of useful skill or talent, Lammy has decided he’s going to play the race card by blaming the ‘white males who run my party’, rather than facing facts, which are that he’s a miserable, racist, idiotic dickhead, who’s about as much use as a eunuch’s scrotum.

I have to say, I’m not sure that trying to get a place on Labour’s front bench by insulting the people with the power to put him there is the best strategy. The fact is, like so many modern Labour politicians and activists, Lammy is a lazy, nasty, entitled prick, who thinks the world owes him a living, especially white people. This little dick sees racists every time he looks at white people. He never sees the real racist though, the one looking back at him in the mirror.

Nominated by Quick Draw McGraw

Another cunting for David Lammy please.

Lammy has been heard moaning that the “white men” in Labour need to explain why he’s not on the front bench. This is what identity politics has brought us. As soon as someone feels they have not got what they feel they deserve, then it’s due to race.

“Is it cos I is black?” says Lammy.

No, it’s because you’re a thick moron, you fat cunt.

Now fuck off.

Nominated by Marvellous Mechanical Cunting Machine

From yesterday’s Times…

Marmite at risk as Unilever says it will sell ‘unsustainable’ brands.

“Some of Unilever’s best-known brands, including Marmite, Pot Noodle, and Bovril could be sold (off) if they fail to “have a purpose” and meet the company’s sustainability goals, the consumer group’s boss said yesterday.
Alan Jope, the Scottish-born chief executive who succeeded Paul Polman in January, said it “didn’t matter” to him if a brand or a category was a huge revenue driver – it would be put on the block if it did not “contribute meaningfully to the world or society in a way that will last for decades” .”

A dour, Scottish cunt (I’m quarter Scot myself, a cunt, but not dour), who probably looks like Jimmy Krankie’s spaz brother.
Marmite DOES contribute most meaningfully to my existence and well-being; [name removed by admin for legal reasons] smears it liberally over my cock, then licks it off. I get put on the block (not the Marmite) and finished off most delightfully.

So fuck off Jope, you cunt, you DOPE, you bad, unjolly jape.

I wonder if Scotch will be axed because of its non-PC qualities (carbon footprint, overloading the pavements with chunder and the NHS with alcohol-related illnesses. No, I thought not. Like Scotland clinging on to oh-so PC North Sea oil…

I’d like to see Gordon Ramsay pulverise this cunt.

Nominated by HBelindaHubbard

What kind of sadistic, selfish cunt brings young children onto a international flight? Fucking cunting parents that have no consideration for any fucker else.

Not only do they wish to ruin the start of there own vacation, but they take it upon themselves to fuck over every other cunt on the plane. Why not leave the orphan cunts at home with grandma and grandpa as payback for all the shit times they sent the little fuckers back home juiced up on lollies fizzy pop and snuff ( that grandpa accidentally left out on the armchair). But no, they decide it will be a good cunting idea to take the screaming “I want my fucking own way” little rascal shit bags with them, with there snotty noses, coughing and breathing out every cold/flu virus known to man.

There you sit, poised in your four square feet of personal space only to have the back of your chair repeatedly kicked by a snotty nose cunt called Declan ( fuck only nose why you’d call your kid ‘Declan’, but’s that’s another rant) while the mother watches “I’m a cunt on love island” and dads snoring after a few pints before hand because he had a sleepless night previous due to the fucking little turd.
Then there’s the toddler screaming his FUCKING tiny lungs out, mum and the sperm donor trying there best to humour the little shit with coo coo sounds and it’s all suppose to be excepted…. “Well it fucking ain’t!“ CUNTS!!! After an hour, air hostesses offers some kind of small squeaky toy, “sometimes not small enough I think” that pacified the little prick, their attention span being five minutes or less depending on how much alcohol was consumed on the night copulation was engaged. What is it with so called fucking parents these days, haven’t they heard of Phenergan? Maybe I’ve got it all wrong and it’s the airline fault by not accommodating for the TPPC
(Transit Parent Passenger Cunts)

Maybe they should include some kind of cattle pen in the baggage deck and herd the fuckers like animals, letting the inconsiderable parents and there young coo, baa, moo and wail together.

BAN CUNTS ON PLANES (Let it be noted I do not hate young children, and do blame the TPPC 100)

https://liveandletsfly.boardingarea.com/2018/02/14/demonic-child-lufthansa-flight/

Nominated by Jase the pom

This is the second time I’ve cunted her but she more than deserves it.

Says she’s ready to work with anyone to stop Brexit, but then immediately says not Corbyn (I agree the bloke is a dickhead), but as an MP, that’s one lie straight away. Her reasoning is that it needs to be someone with experience, and highlights that isn’t Jezza or her, so clearly points out she isn’t experienced enough to be PM, so why in the fuck is she leader of a political party? She has also previously said she wouldn’t accept the result of a future referendum if the result was to leave the EU, but she would accept it if we voted to stay.

This woman is a fucking loon. I don’t know who, if anyone, advises her on what to say in public, but she has so far portrayed herself as a lying, undemocratic, sexist, Remoaner cunt. The Lib Dums have had some fucking piss poor leaders in their time, but she has got to be the biggest retard of the lot.

I mean good news on the one hand, because they’ll never get in to power with this crone at the helm. But people have clearly backed her to get this far, which is worrying. I don’t know which is worse, the conniving, backhander MPs of expenses fiddling fame, or the Mumsnet, liberal, idiots who seem to be seeping in.

All I do know is that Jo Swinson is a fucking cunt.

Nominated by elboobio