Emmanuel Macron, micro-cocked, prick-faced, granny-shagging, garlic-sniffing President of F.
He finds the English language “distressing”…and is trying to pass legislation to reduce its usage.
OK, not the first time ‘Les Frouzes’ have done this, but perhaps the squalid little turd needs to be reminded, forcibly (and repeatedly) with an oversize surgical steel pineapple up his back cunt, that his cuntry had its smelly arse saved by UK troops, ANZAC troops, and US troops, all of whom spoke…English.
Piss off, prickface.
Nominated by HBelindaHubbard
I thought I’d already said something but maybe I haven’t. Anyway, I’m currently having a shit (not started wiping yet, think there may still be a stealthy sneaky nugget or two to go), and it will look more attractive and have more integrity than this FALSE piece of robotic garbage installed by the EU, alongside Stepford ‘chancellor’ Merkel, to keep the unholy alliance together at any cost with Soros’s unending Kalergi-Plan bent supply of money.
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It’s amazing how many people post it when they have a shit on here. I suggest they find a convenient burka letter box through which to dispose of it.
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There was even a cunting on here dedicated to bowel movements, ‘The Boxing Day Log’. Nothing if not varied and celebrating our diversity, its not all Brexit and snowflakes.
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Is the Boxing Day log from Star Trek?
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“Just a short trip to any French territory in the Pacific is enough to convince even the most casual observer that the French are the most self-serving, manipulative, trivial-minded, obnoxious, cynical, and corrupting nations on the face of the earth.”
― Paul Theroux, The Happy Isles of Oceania: Paddling the Pacific
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That’s nit picking innit?
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Plutonium grade cunt & French
How come every message I write up goes st8 into moderation ?
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Short answer is, I dunno. Your comment on Jesse Dufton went into moderation because it was a moan about the nom and maybe thought to be spam, but again, I dunno. It was also cunting the cunter and that is a no-no here, so it was binned. Hope this helps!
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Oh ffs and again
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Time of the month or something?
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Fuck the French, Macron should have come to the Carnival and listen some tune.
https://youtu.be/bL9h5TMeJ-A
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The Dude toasting on the mic looks like Lee Perry….
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Let us not forget that the FROGS are major carriers of STD ‘s.
The filthy Cunts.
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How very dare you!
Rampant amphibiophobia!
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Recent research just published has proven that optimistic people live longer. Christ, if this is true all ISaC’s had better make sure their wills are up to date.
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I died in 1976.
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Nah, my buddy, there’s plenty of life in you yet!
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You are the kindest among us.
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I saw that Bertie and thought the same.
On the bright side, who wants to live longer than they really have to in this totally fucked up world.
I certainly dont, preferring to be very much a realist.
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You can see though Willie, how this will be used by remainers –
“ Ee by gum, ‘ed still be alive today if it ‘twern’t for the stress and worry of Brexit!”
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I’ll be lucky to see 2023
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I won’t ask Shagga but I’m here to talk if you want to!!
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Phew! I think he’s alright.
I’ll have to stop coming on here after 11 – I feel as though I’m manning the phones for The Samaritans!
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You better hope I don’t top myself then or you’re in big fucking trouble. The blame always passes to the bottom of the food chain.
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The service does not include frogs, Freddie. When faced with such a problem you need to dial ‘Toad in a Hole.’
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Thanks Nursey – one of the most life affirming posts I’ve yet read on ISAC 😉
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Less recent research showed that pessimists are generally more realistic. Fair trade. And if the eventide home is full of bloody optimists, death where is thy sting?
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Bloody hell !
Anybody else see the Airdinbro Tattoo ?
Fuck me, so gloomy, couldn’t see if the dancing lasses were wearing anything under their kilts…
Military ??! Queen’s Own Islander Haggis-Shaggers.
Must admit I’m partial to a bit of tartan. That’s my measly contribution to Scottish pride. At least I didn’t see Sturgeon flashing its bits.
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Macron has Napoleon tendencies he would love to rule Europe and probably the rest of the World.Never gonna happen this pint size frog has an ego bigger than Paris So he doesn’t like the English language that’s a shame as it’s spoken in 2 thirds of the World and was spoken by the Allies remember them? They are the ones who gave their lives to liberate your Miserable Country in WW2 I also read somewhere that this little pompous prick said that Brexit had ripped the heart out of the UK I’ve got news for you pal it hasn’t We were Great before we entered the EU We will be Great when We leave it the sooner the better role on 31 October 2019
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Macrons instinct to use trade as blackmail to force a sovereign state in Brazil with democratically elected leaders to do what he personally wants is a typical move from from the EU school of tyranny playbook. Fuck him and his ilk.
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I can think of any number of unspeakable cunts that should be chucked on the Brazilian forest fire. This nommed cunt being one of them.
Btw, we have National Consensus in GB: left or right, centrist, fat or slim, everybody has agreed that Steptoe is a bloody liability and shouldn’t be allowed anywhere near No. 10.
Unless, of course, it’s 10, Oil Drum Lane, Acton.
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BBC Peaky Blinders deserves a good cunting. It has been well and truly diversified by the BBC just like Dr Who. It looks like they missed out a series in 2018 to give them time to diversify the plot.
I wasn’t much of a Peaky Blinders fan as I thought it was an inferior copy of Boardwalk Empire. But now its an embarrassment and it is obvious what is coming. The gangsters are now being told what to do by the powerful wimen and the non existent multiculturism of the time has been introduced.
I am just wandering how they are going to fit a transgender into the 1930s plot?
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