Patrick Stewart (7)

Well known B-list actor, dedicated luvvie and celebrated political expert, Sir Patrick Slaphead is at it again.

Addressing a baying crowd of Remoaners at the ‘People’s Rally’ in (you guessed it) London, Old Baldy ‘Picard’ claims that Leave voters were promised ‘sunlit uplands’, and that we were ‘mislead, lied to by the Brexit elite’ etc. Translated into English, this means nothing less than you, me, and every other Leave voter is so thick that we couldn’t understand what we were voting for. Of course he doesn’t want to come straight out with that, thereby insulting 17.4 million voters, so he patronises us instead. It follows that we were naïve lambs, duped by that nasty Mr Farage and his ilk. It would be much better if we just trusted wise old Uncle Patrick; after all, he’s much better placed to judge what’s in our own best interests than we are ourselves.

Well here’s the thing, Baldy. Parliament took the decision to trust the issue of deciding on EU membership to the people in a referendum, and to honour the result. The people weighed the matter up and voted to leave. Three years on, a dissembling House of Commons is still doing its utmost to frustrate that result, aided and abetted by a motley crew of allies in entertainment and media circles. Just who’s lying to whom here? Seems to me that it’s more a case of a misleading and lying establishment trying to frustrate the democratic process, and you’re its mouthpiece.
Sorry Captain, but the Prime Directive was established three years ago, and you can’t violate it now. So please get on board the USS Enterprise with as many Remoaning cunts as you can cram on with you, and get the fuck out of here in the general direction of the final frontier, warp factor eight. Make it so.

Nominated by Ron Knee

Emma Barnett (2)

Emma Barnett deserves a monumental cunting.

This fucking retard of the BBC has been stating that if men had periods, they would get time off work. Really? Unlike you females who get maternity leave and can easily come back to work, or you’ll sue for discrimination!
She also states that women are suffering from ‘period poverty’ whatever the fuck that means because unlike men they have to buy tampons every 3 weeks. Hang on a minute…that may be true, but I work in an office and I am expected to be clean-shaven everyday, even if I was to use a disposable razor every day, that’s £20 a month, a box of cunt plugs is just £3 for 28, so lets assume 56 for 7 days (that’s 8 per day) = £6 a month.

Hardly £20 a month is it?
#fuckthebbc #fuckemmabarnett #fuckperiodpoverty

Nominated by Sheilas Shitty Knickers

BBC3

BBC3…This was always a pile of wank but now seems to be competing with ITVBe and ITV2 in a race to the bottom.

Drag queens, Self-harming mummies, the angst of some no-mark girl band ‘singer’ over trolling, the Rap Game (fuck knows), Heartbreak Holiday, Wedding Shaming (??), and a whole raft of lightweight, mind numbing shite.

At least the ITV stations who turn out similar shite have to stand up commercially. But this tripe is not only funded by us, but watched by snowflake halfwits who don’t pay the licensing tax anyway.

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Mo Farah (4)

An EPO-fuelled cunting for ‘Sir’ Mo Farah, por favor admin.

I’ll keep this as brief as possible. I have an interest in sports doping cases and have written minor pieces on the topic across various blogs, over the last ten years or so. I am a clueless cunt in most respects, but this is something I know a bit about.

Recently, the coach who brought Farah all that medal glory, Alberto Salazar, was found guilty of doping practices thanks to detailed USA anti-doping investigations over four years. Salazar’s Nike Oregon Project was instrumental in the coach’s practices.

Simple facts:
– Farah’s coach is found guilty of doping in 2019
– Farah was part of the Nike Oregon Project until 2017 when he retired from athletics
– Many athletes involved in the Nike Oregon Project have been linked to doping or posted very suspicious performances (i.e. Sifan Hassan in 2019 World Champs)
– Various whistleblowers claim Salazar doped with ‘an elite group of athletes’. Farah is arguably the most successful of all Salazar’s athletes to date
– Farah claimed a very dodgy exemption to use approved drugs for an ‘injury’ in 2008 and again in 2014. He seemed to ‘forget’ about the one he claimed in 2014 when asked by the press
– Galen Rupp, Farah’s friend and team-mate, strongly linked to doping
– Nike has a long history in staying faithful to doping athletes, such as Justin Gatlin, Maria Sharapova and cases with the NFL. Those in the know believe that Nike were fully aware about the doping under Salazar

So Farah’s coach, friends, team-mates and associates were doping or involved with doping practices; Farah is cagey about what legal drugs he might have been taking; and his career peaks as soon as he enrols the doping coach.

Based on the USA investigation report, there is just no possible way Farah did not know what was going on.

But Farah must be clean, right guys?

“Why do you care, you fucking cunt?” I hear you ask. No, I’m not some moral arbiter for sport. But the increasingly apparent fact that Farah must have known about doping going on with his coach, not least being involved with it, suggests that he is at best a lying cunt, and at worst a fraudulent, deceitful cunt who may have conned his way to wealth, sponsorship deals and even honorary titles when the cunt, by rights, should have spent his twenties carving doner meat in ‘Ashraf’s Grill’, Highbury.

This isn’t some kind of Earth-shattering revelation; doping in sport is rife. The real essence of the cunting here however is the attempt by the British media to paint ‘Sir’ Mo as an angel, when the facts suggest that he is a duplicitous fucking cunt and no amount of ‘init’ broken English patois can mask the fact that Mohammed Farah is shaping up to be an all-time record holder of cunt.

Nominated by The Empire Cunts Back

Sir Mo Farah is a cunt.

Sir, yes SIR Mo Farah… that is the hardest part to comprehend, shoving your bony ass in a pair of glossy boxers then running like a waiter out the back door of a kebab shop when immigration come calling, does not make a knight of thee. Currently the media is awash with the Albert Salazar (not the best choice of name for someone involved in drugs) Nike Oregon Project being disbanded and Mr Salazar being found guilty by the US anti doping agency. Now one must be careful not to unjustly point the finger in these litigious times, but Sir Mo you did spend 5 years there 2011 to 2017 whence you broke many a record in that period and yes you doth protest your innocence whilst concurrently playing the race card, I feel one could come to our own conclusions on that front.

Sir Mo is famed for his little victory dance, which may bring a collective orgasmic rush to the sports media, but personally it reminds me of something appended to the arse end of a sheepdog.

Nominated by EVENING STAR

Beth Rigby

An impartial cunting for sly news politicunt editor, Beth Rigby.

I didn’t realise, but sly news allows their staff to publish opinions as long as they state from the top that it’s an opinion piece, different to the BBC, who say their news staff are not to have opinions as it discredits their impartiality (yeah fucking right).

Anyway, I digress. Beth Rigby is a total cunt for arguing that “parliament can, and should, take back control” and “dispose of Mr Johnson should he fail to sanction a Brexit extension”.

Fuck off Beth. How does anyone take news from sky seriously when your bias is plain to see? I don’t know why I still bother with the news, I might as well join twitter and read millions of retards opinions to get my dose of what’s going on in the world…I might even get more truth. News outlets should be made to report on fact only and even then only with evidence to back up their bullshit.

I don’t give a fuck what you think Beth Rigby, and dare I say, neither does anyone else.

Nominated by elboobio