An end of year, seasonal cunting for bon viveur, gastronome, food snob and all round annoying tosspot luvvie… Layyydeeezz an’ Gennnerrrmenn, I give you all round arrogant CUNT, Jay Rayner.

What has blubber-the-gut done that has got The Sheikh so steamed up?

Notwithstanding that this festering pile of superiority is, surprise fucking surprise an EU remainer, keen to be ruled by an unelected hostile foreign elite which makes him a Grade-A vulval area on it’s own, read below for why he’s up there with so many other utter cunts whose “celebrity” and self-importance we have thrust in our faces:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-7754691/Jay-Rayner-Mum-Claires-ashes-West-End-show.html

Here’s a question for you fellow cunters. Would you want to eat in a restaurant contaminated with human ashes? No? There’s a fucking surprise. Yet the straggly bearded arsewipe has scattered/secreted his parents ASHES at some of the UK’s most prestigious places, for example, at the posh restaurant for wealthy up-their-own-arses, more-money-than-sense, celeb cunts, The Ivy.

Now I don’t know about you, although considering where certain contributors would stick their tongues, the thought of inhaling a lungful of desiccated, decarbonised, Claire Rayner dust while sitting down to an overpriced microscopic meal served on anything but a fucking plate, doesn’t exactly appeal. More to the point, as this stupid arrogant Cunt of the Century has admitted contaminating said restaurant with human remains, surely he has committed an offence AND affected the hygiene standard of The Ivy and other venues contaminated with his parents’ human remains.

Contact Westminster Council and complain about Rayner deliberately contaminating public places.

The odious straggly bearded slug lauds this as a “celebration”, while metropolitan Islington cunts comment of this “lovely gesture”. I wonder how “lovely” they’d find it if he scattered human remains in THEIR homes, all over the floors and kitchen seats.

The worst bit is the high-handed hypocrisy of the arrogant, self-important fuckwit. I mean, what actually does he DO apart from eat and complain? This is the hallmark of a truly decadent society when some fat tub of lard is “famous” for eating lunch. This cunt adds nothing to society, apart from his being an arrogant, pompous cunt. If I had my way, I’d have him dipped in beaten egg, 20kg of garlic/parsley butter rammed up his arse, rolled in his parents remaining ashes and turned on a spit, RAYNER KIEV a la mode, served on a bed of rocket (fuel) and garnished with remainer tears.

He is a cunt, his mother was an annoying busybody and hopefully he will fuck off into the great void, but not before being PROSECUTED for contaminating a public eating place. Anyone who doesn’t agree is a cunt, because I, the Imam of All Cunts, decrees it.

Nominated by Sheikh Anvakh

CHRISTIE SOMETHING OR OTHER….

A cunting please for this ugly object, be it male, female or whatever, who wants “gender neutral” passports (will we be seeing terrorists in drag in future?)

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-50638629

Just look at the vacuous shit stain – clearly an underemployed man/woman/thing.

Why do these vile creatures have to look like something out of a science fiction mortuary?. And why do they have to have fucking daft names like ‘Christie’?

What a cunt.

Nominated by W. C. Boggs

Joel Bennathan QC….

Whilst all the finger-pointing goes on about Usman Khan’s release, I would like to nominate this ‘silk’ for a cunting. This man is the chief enabler of Khan’s release and much more besides.

You can read all about him, his legal talents, and some of the shit-heels he’s managed to set free here:

https://www.doughtystreet.co.uk/barristers/joel-bennathan-qc

The enemies of the good people can have many disguises.

Nominated by The Stained Gusset

Ignorant armchair experts are a bunch of cunts.

In the days since the attack on London Bridge, I’ve seen various newspaper opinion piece writers, “social commentators” and various other far left ding dongs on TV and radio, basically slagging off the police for shooting the convicted terrorist who carried it out. Not one of these ball sacks mentioned the two young people who were murdered, nor any of the injured.

They didn’t seem particularly concerned that he had already been convicted for plotting a serious terrorist atrocity. They were very concerned, however, that the police had shot him dead, while he was lying on the ground. “Was it really necessary”? They wailed. “Why didn’t they just take the vest from him? It wasn’t a real homicide vest anyway”. Jesus Christ on a fucking flaming motorbike. It isn’t wonderful to be such an after the fact expert? Isn’t it sheer bliss to be so completely ignorant?

In answer to those questions, having seen the carnage that a homicide bomber can cause, yes, it was very necessary to shoot him dead. He’d already murdered two innocent people, was a clear and present danger to others, and with the chaos going on around them, the police had no idea whether he was alone or in the company of other terrorists. Shooting him dead took him out of the equation. They didn’t take the vest off him, because it takes just a split second to activate a dead man’s switch. Take your thumb off it and boom, literally. And here’s a question for those experts saying that it wasn’t a real homicide vest. Bearing in mind that you know that because of the benefit of hindsight, how do tell a fake homicide vest from a real one? They only sure way to tell, is to examine it. And that’s impossible whilst it’s being worn by a knife-wielding psychopath, who has already attacked at least five people.

None of those criticising the police have the first clue of how to deal with terrorists. And if they’re ever confronted by one, you can guarantee that THEIR reaction would be to shit themselves, and then run away screaming. Dickheads like this genuinely consider themselves to be morally and intellectually superior to everyone else. They are not. They are just the opposite. The fact they were more concerned about the police shooting a convicted terrorist dead, one that used to carry a picture of Osama Bin Laden on his school bag and laughed at images of 9/11, than they are the victims, especially two young people who died while trying to HELP him, tells everything you need to know about these cunts. And Corbyn is one of them. Even after the attack, he’s STILL calling for the early release of terrorists and other criminals.

Nominated by Quick Draw McGraw