A cunting for “that accent”
Welcome to the Yoookay bro
What the fuck is this shit that we are increasingly subjected to? Where is it from and what the fuck is it supposed to be?
There is no escaping this horrendous accent. Whether it’s on the telly, the radio or anywhere else you can think of in this shit hole of a country.
Whatever happened to the traditional local accent?
“Beebeeceeee Faaaav Laaav”
“Skaaaa Sports”
“Diss Plazma telly iz Only faaaaav naaaan naaaan at Currreeeeez”
Hearing tracksuited little fucking scroats the length and breadth of the country mumbling in this gibberish with their hands on their cocks, is piss boiling.
Doesn’t matter if they’re from London, Birmingham, Leicester or Manchester – it’s alway the same.
“A can’t laaaa bro you get me fam innit”
It’s bad enough that it is degenerate but the clowns in the media seem to love it and can’t wait to employ some cunt who talks like it in order to inflict it on the rest of us.
The worst part of all of this is the white cunts (particularly Premier League football types) who also talk like it. Why you stupid bastards?
It’s probably just another symptom of the Yoookay”s journey down the drain and into the sewer.
A can’t laaaaaa – Fuck off you Cunts, and learn to talk English properly while you’re at it.
N0minated by Herman Jelmet.
“Fuck off you Cunts, and learn to talk English properly while you’re at it.”
This last sentence was precisely ten words too long.
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I’ve interviewed and rejected people before simply for failing to speak English correctly (leeway is given for Poles). Even the merest hint of a patois is grounds for a thumb down.
Doubtless the increase of nonsensical ways of talking mirrors the steep decline in book-reading and the sharp increase in nıgģerfication of modern society.
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It’s quite straightforward. People who speak that way are morons. Pay them no heed.
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Indeed arfur, to recite again the quotation from Christopher Hitchens on this matter:
“If you can’t talk properly you can’t think properly”
They are surplus waste, easy to identify and chuck in the landfill.
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I don’t speak sooty.
I always reply with a polite
“what?”
I’m.not playing, your from the northwest of England not south Central LA
or Kingston Jamaica.
Grow up you cunt.
And talk dead lovely like I do.😁
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I’m pleased to say that ghetto monkey noises largely pass me by as I speak English and rarely have to converse with simian primates.
And there was me thinking the worst crime committed in spoken English is the incorrect use of ‘less’ instead of ‘fewer’.
Innit.
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Your good fortune Geordie is to be resident in the region with by far the lowest proportion of ethnics in England.
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The meeja uses it for voiceovers on all radio ads for MuckD’s, so they’re clearly, purposely aware of it and know who it appeals to. Like the CIA in the States used ‘rap’ to break down wholesome white teenage 80s culture, I wouldn’t be at all surprised if the BBC had their hands in promulgating this here. Radio 1 is literally 24/7 oooga booga brraaap gibberish, most of it blanked out for swearing Oh for the days when everyone on TV and Radio spoke like Penelope Keith, RIP.
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Reading her obituary in the Telegraph yesterday she had elocution lessons. When was the last time anyone at the BBC went to elocution lessons? Listen to any YouTube clip before about 1980 if you want to hear decent diction.
PS Interesting obituary on Dame Penny she sounded as though she was a bit of a bitch, aggressively assertive to stage hands I think was the phrase used.
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Not to worry, once our new leader, the monolith headed scouser andy takes charge, we will all be speaking Mancunian..
Hail great leader..
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Dee do do dat doh don’t de doh?
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I assure you I won’t be Barry.
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My late father who lived in North West London called this appalling creation, Cuntish or Fuckwit appears to have its roots in that other eloquent dialect Jafakin.
On my rare visits to that once English city I find myself bombarded with a plethora of weird languages plus numerous people speaking Cuntish or fuckwit. The best bit was when the owner of the newsagents at the bottom of the street I was born in asked me to repeat my request as he did not understand me!
The whole country is awash with speakers of Cuntish and Fuckwit small wonder the kids can’t get jobs, the worse thing is I’ve heard people in the 40’s spouting the same gibberish, think they would have grown out of it by then. If someone addresses me in Cuntish or Fuckwit I just stand there and maybe catch one word out of twenty, I did once ask a speaker if he was speaking Comanche. Fuck the lot of them
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North West London, Brent by any chance BB? You have my sympathy. I sometimes did calls there and felt like a foreigner. I felt more at home in tiny Welsh-speaking villages in central Wales.
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We should start a competition like those house give away raffles.
The star prize is a trip to Kingston, Jamaica.
The tie breaker is the dumbest sounding Jafaican accent employed by an unemployable white chav cock clutcher.
The surprise is that all entrants get to win the star prize and the trip is one way.
If you want to talk like a thick as pigshit Yardie gangsta, you can fucking live with them.
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It all depends on what one’s preferences are. On sporting events I always have the sound turned off because of all the prattle that’s unnecessary because I can see what’s going on without anyone having to tell me. This has been going on for decades and living alone I wouldn’t know anything different. I only watch the action and don’t listen to anyone’s preferences.
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I have a lovely speaking voice Sammy.
like lord Hawhaw.
No trace of a northern accent.
when I shout the kids
” Cressida!
mungo!
Crispin!
come along or one will be late for school”
people remark how eloquent i am.
Are you a minor royal?
did you grow up in somewhere dead posh?
are you a dignitary?
but no, im just naturally well spoken.
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Bully for you, Mis.
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What kind of fucking audience do these broadcasters and advertisers think they’re aiming at?
The BBC, and most other broadcasters for that matter, think it’s ‘hip’ and ‘cool’.
It’s not. It’s fucking irritating.
As far as I’m concerned, all dark keys should be made to speak La-Di-Da like Phillip from Rising Damp or, perhaps, Kemi Badenoch.
On pain of losing their benefits.
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I fortunately live in a small coastal town and only listen to the locals. It would be listening to the radio where I’d pick up poor accents and that’s unlikely due to my preferences being radio 3 & 4. The television is similar with Received Pronunciation only, without youngster in sight.
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When you’ve got the 👑 of England laying down his new mantra of a multi faith nation under his watch it’s likely that the English language will follow suit… ol’ jug ears has sent out his message for the masses that it’s right on and he’ll go wiv da flow and sheit 🦧…but he take no disrespec’ from da hood or do’s curry wallahs needa 🍛 or be trouble…my street my ruules yo dig tsk
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A good cunting
I’m surprised our accents are still here with the amount of poor influence from Nigeria, Jamaica, Inja, Paxtan, and other shite-holes. It’s akin to issing on the words and accent: fam, yo, bruh, aks, bangin’, inni’, bro. Grunting would be more accurate. Even private school chickens emulate this ghastly, twisted fiuckwittery.
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I once had a labourer for a couple of days who spoke this shite i couldnt understand a fuckin thing he was saying.
The cunt should of come with subtitles.
To drown the silly cunt out in the van i decided to put on a CD.
” yeah bro, get some bangers on”
i was genuinely confused,
did he want fireworks?
maybe some sausages?
he didnt bring any sandwiches,
so i tactfully asked him what the fuck he was on about.
He meant a good tune, a beat to get you hyper,
rap music or rave or something.
i cranked out The Doors and daydreamed about the end of the day when wed part ways
and he was just a bad memory..
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