A cunting for “that accent”
Welcome to the Yoookay bro
What the fuck is this shit that we are increasingly subjected to? Where is it from and what the fuck is it supposed to be?
There is no escaping this horrendous accent. Whether it’s on the telly, the radio or anywhere else you can think of in this shit hole of a country.
Whatever happened to the traditional local accent?
“Beebeeceeee Faaaav Laaav”
“Skaaaa Sports”
“Diss Plazma telly iz Only faaaaav naaaan naaaan at Currreeeeez”
Hearing tracksuited little fucking scroats the length and breadth of the country mumbling in this gibberish with their hands on their cocks, is piss boiling.
Doesn’t matter if they’re from London, Birmingham, Leicester or Manchester – it’s alway the same.
“A can’t laaaa bro you get me fam innit”
It’s bad enough that it is degenerate but the clowns in the media seem to love it and can’t wait to employ some cunt who talks like it in order to inflict it on the rest of us.
The worst part of all of this is the white cunts (particularly Premier League football types) who also talk like it. Why you stupid bastards?
It’s probably just another symptom of the Yoookay”s journey down the drain and into the sewer.
A can’t laaaaaa – Fuck off you Cunts, and learn to talk English properly while you’re at it.
N0minated by Herman Jelmet.
Just a cotton picking minute, speaking like Uncle Remus might be quite fun! I can understand youngsters wanting to recapture the magic of the Deep South. Zip-a-Dee-Doo-Dah. How do you do? Pass the water melon, boss.
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Yes that’s the ticket.
Just like that blek slave they had in the now banned Far Right cartoon series Tom & Jerry.
That bugger always ended up stood on a stool screaming in that dreadful patois.
Quite right too.
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Mammy two shoes? Gawd bless her and all who sail in her.
Epic comedy from happier safer times.
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