A nomination for Netflix.

If it’s not decades-old series you’ve seen before, or flimsy documentaries with less depth than the average TEDtalk, or perhaps some dreck you were unlucky enough to see at the cinema in 2003, you might be watching a Netflix original with a half-baked plot, or a fantastically quirky limited release effort that grossed a third of its production budget because there just enough hipsters out there.

If you want to watch such fine cinema as Battle Drone, Colossal, Shanghzi Fortress or innumerable chopsocky action films from the eighties, watch Netflix.
If you want to binge on Family Guy wannabes with animation as slick as those drawings that loving parents of their semi-able children stick on their fridge, watch Netflix.
If you want a vast library of utter shit you once saw on Channel 4 in the small hours of the 1990s, watch Netflix.
If you want to watch stand up featuring mostly repulsive American women chirruping about cake and periods, or dopey American men talking about being a ‘new dad’, watch Netflix.
If you want to be hammered over the head with woke morality plays that only gets good reviews from millennial shills on zero hours contracts for clickwank sites like Fuzzbleed, watch Netflix.
If you’ve given up reading anything with pages, or been lobotomised, have no imagination and the IQ of an owl pellet, watch Netflix.

They’ve spent billions on acquiring the rights to whole libraries of wank, they have 30 billion dollars of liabilities, and their North American market has just seen its customer base shrink for the first time in many years.

Oh dear, and good riddance.

Nominated by Cuntamus Prime

Natasha Allen, a typical piece of Mancunian, chav scum, who exposed herself on a flight before screaming at cabin crew. She pulled her leggings and underwear down in front of passengers and crew on a Thomas Cook flight from Manchester to Fuerteventura. Her behaviour caused the captain to divert the plane to Faro, Portugal, Manchester Crown Court heard.

She had drunk half a bottle of duty-free vodka before boarding and tried to drink the other half on-board before it was confiscated by cabin crew.

The captain then asked crew for Allen’s passport details so the incident could be included on his flight report. A member of the crew tried to find the passport in Allen’s belongings when she was in the toilet. When she returned, she screamed at the member of staff, calling her a ‘f*****g thief’.

She was taken off the plane by Portuguese authorities. She pleaded guilty to being drunk on-board an aircraft as well as using threatening words of behaviour against a person, and was jailed for 15 months. Judge Hilary Manley, sentencing, said: “Your drunken, loutish, self-indulgent behaviour caused unease and disruption to passengers and cost and disruption to the airline. For passengers to be trapped on a metal tube at 40,000 feet with a drunken thug is terrifying”.

Why does it always seem to be flights from Manchester which are infested with this low life scum? – my words, not the Judge’s, although she probably thought something similar. Wonder if the passengers will get counselling after seeing that fat trollop in her undies?

Nominated by Mystic Maven

Alex Ferguson is a cunt…

As a Newton heath match going red for most of my life I believe that Old Taggart is the biggest cunt to ever manage Manchester United…. And here’s why…

I remember his feuding with Magnier and McManus over horse spunk that led to the boardroom divisions that let the Glazers in. I also remember all too well his backing for the Glazers: to help them get the finance for their leveraged takeover, his refusal to quit to protect nobodies like that cunt Micky Phelan over the club’s interests, not forgetting his constant arse licking of those “wonderful owners” and his venomous contempt for the only meaningful anti-Glazer protest in 2005. The Glazer-owned United is very much of Fergie’s making, (even down to him anointing the goggle-eyed Moyes muppet he chose to replace him.)

“But….but…he won this! He won that!”  He is the Anti-Busby and he is a cunt.

Nominated by Norman

This is the first of two nominations, both linked by that bunch of hypocritical, upper class trust funders, Extinction Rebellion. The first is a nomination for British Transport Police, who over the weekend announced that they are launching an investigation into the “vigilantes” who annoyed BTP by doing their job for them by dragging two XR idiots from the top of the tube train carriage they had climbed up on, thereby delaying said vigilantes, aka COMMUTERS from getting to work.  It seems BTP don’t like having their toes stepped on because, y’know, law and order is their gig. At least, it should be. But BTP weren’t there to do something about the two idiots who caused the disruption. They didn’t turn up until AFTER they had been dragged off the roof of the train. What were people supposed do? Just stand there, chanting their support for the two eco loons who were stopping them from going about their lawful business? This came after over a week of XR bringing chaos to London. Those people waiting for their train were sick of it. And when two of these clowns turned up, but the police didn’t, they did the only thing they could, they took matters into their own hands. And in my opinion, they did the right thing.  Over 1000 arrests were made at the various XR acts of civil disobedience (because that’s what they actually are), but both the Met and BTP have been accused of going easy on these grass munching cretins. And that is why we saw what happened at Canning Town. When the police either go easy on law breakers, or are absent altogether, people WILL take matters into their own hands. BTP’s investigation in the people who brought the disruption at Canning Town tube station by themselves, smacks of sour grapes. It is mean spirited and wrong. Personally, I doubt they’ll gather much evidence against the alleged culprits. I’ll be surprised if they many witness statements, if any. Other than from the two idiots who caused it. So, Metropolitan Police, British Transport Police. I know that your grass roots officers have a difficult job to do, especially with the shit they have to deal with from their SJW bosses, but you really need to start pulling your socks up and doing the job that us taxpayers pay you to do. Because when even law abiding people refer you to as ‘The Filth’, you have a serious problem.

Nominated by Quick Draw McGraw

And the second part…

Ok, so now my second nomination. Extinction Rebellion. We all know that XR are nothing but a bunch of trust fund hypocrites who want to send the Earth back to the stone age, but occasionally, they can be moderately entertaining. Today (Monday 21st October) for example. They were engaging in yet another tedious protest outside the Adam Smith Institute. This time, they were demanding that teachers be forced to teach the unproven, unscientific climate change fantasy and outright lies that XR preaches. These idiots actually believe that we’re on the brink of humanity becoming extinct. There are currently about 7.5 Billion people on Earth, and rising. Extinction is NOT something we have to worry about. Unfortunately for them, the ASI wasn’t really in the mood for having protesters outside, so they started blasting music out of a window. This counter protest included hits such as People Will Always Need Coal by Public Service Broadcasting, Rule Britannia, Money by That Poppy and Taxman by the Beatles.

This disruption to their protest seems to have upset the yellow snowflakes of XR, because they sent the ASI a note which read:

“To whomever it may concern, we are sorry for disturbing your morning and we wish nobody at the Adam Smith Institute ill will. Conversely, we seek to highlight a growing climate and ecological emergencies that threaten my future, your future and the future of all our loved ones. We all want to live in a safe, fulfilling world and unless we start addressing this crisis, we’ll all be STUFFED. Please consider having a conversation with us in the lobby about what the Adam Smith Institute can do. Smiley Face”. It was signed by “An XR Medical Student. Here for future patients”.

The ASI responded by ignoring XR’s complaint and continued to play their music. Great isn’t it? XR seem to think it’s ok for them to bring inconvenience and disruption to the general public with their acts of civil disobedience, but when someone dares to disrupt one of their protests by playing loud music, they really don’t like it. It’s a small act against XR, but now at least they have a tiny understanding of how ordinary people feel when these ignorant tools stop us from going about our business.

Nominated by Quick Draw McGraw

A special O.A.P rates cunting please for this 83 year-old fuckwit who has got himself arrested five times this week. Mr. Kingston is a Christian member of Extinction Rebellion and the silly old fool was arrested yesterday for spray painting (perhaps he was painting and had a leak?) Anyway, old Phil says he would like to go to prison:

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/extinction-rebellion-protester-83-happy-20563854

Of course the old cunt would – he would no doubt end up in the hospital wing of the softest open prison the country can offer. Three meals a day and Matron washing his truss out for him every morning, and as much Sterident as he needs.

I have a better idea – send him and his protesting friends to a really tough prison, and bring back penal servitude.

I just wish I was the head of the prison the old fucker was sent to. I would personally be inviting Prisoner Kingston to the grand reopening of the quarry, where he would be presented with a nice heavy gleaming pick and told to get his finger out.

You’re welcome.

Nominated by W. C. Boggs