We all know the three Rs, reading, writing and wiping…what?.. hang on. Yes arse wiping is on the school curriculum courtesy of lazy self-entitled parents who now think it is the responsibility of teachers to toilet train their kids because of their busy lives.
They probably think since schools feed the little fuckers with breakfast clubs and free school meals in the holidays why shouldn’t you change a few nappies? It should be pointed out some of these are six year olds, not toddlers…its just another manifestation of thinking that the state should provide for everything without any personal responsibility. Toilet train your own child? How fucking dare you!
The poor teachers, I bet you thought it was all six week holidays and drag queen story hour. You won’t be reading Charlie and the Chocolate Factory the same way again either. Its not going to leave much time for indoctrinating young minds with the denial of biological sex and lectures on white guilt and climate change while they help the incontinently challenged with their poo times table.
“Children are the world’s most valuable resource and its best hope for the future” said John F. Kennedy.
Well lets get them out of nappies first hmm?
Nominated by Liberal Liquidator.
Who could’ve foreseen this revolting development, after the push from Marcus Rashford and the Facebook Karens to get kids fed by the schools.
Now the state can wipe the shit from their arses as well.
Middle-class mum too busy with work/ Probably ‘working’ from home, with two boxes of Pinot G down her neck.
3
A bit late to this subject (plus every single word I (attempt to)post goes to moderation (for several hours) bar none .. (any ideas why, anyone ?)
Anyhoo. Have a friend was a junior-infants teacher for a few years … I always recall a story she told me ’bout a five year old kid a few days into schooling .. asked to go to the toilet. She told him to go ahead but after too many minutes had passed without him returning, thought she’d better check if all was okay … she called the name, ventured in … finds the little cunt in a cubicle .. door open … kid facing away from her, bare-arsed, touching his toes … basically.. waiting for his arse to be wiped….
Not HIS fault … it’s (as mostly always) the fucking inadequate cunts shitting ’em out … theres an old saying ’round my way… “you need a license to own a dog but any fucker can have kids” … 😳
1