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Football Matches with no Spectators

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Being played for the points. But what is the point? What is the point of a football match? For the participants to entertain themselves?

We did it many times when we were kids in the park, but a professional football match? What is the point of a professional football match? To entertain spectators. The ESSENTIAL point, I mean. It’s to entertain fans. Yes, the points are secondary. What do points make? Shysters. Like the Glazers.

There is no atmosphere. It’s not a friendly, but its not really competitive either. Because a player wants to, or should want to show off his skills. But there are no people to show off to. Show off, not the right way of saying it – PLAY FOR. They are not playing for Manchester United fans. They are playing for points for Manchester Utd Plc. (I am using Man Utd as a famous club, but the actual news was two teams having to play in Germany with no spectators).

Anyway, truth is I hate what has happened to football. I know many Cunters dislike Lineker, not only because of his obscene salary, but his views on Brexit. I dislike him because he represents (his whole manner) the smoothness of modern Corporate football. He is at home in advertising, as we know (Walker’s crisps), he’s up on the boardroom aspect of the thing, I believe on the business side. I suspect his dislike of Brexit was a lot to with his internationalist, corporative vision for football. Free movement of players and all that.
Remember ‘Corporate Rock’ cunters? Who were they? ‘Boston’ was one. ‘Foreigner’….bland, made for radio music. For easy consumption. Corporate football is the same. It sounds good, it looks good, but it is football made for CONSUMPTION. Not really to be watched or appreciated (how can women really appreciate football?) but just consumed.

What do I mean? It has become a virtue-signaller’s dream. Really, it is the ‘family’ at the match that are PLAYING. Playing at being excited, playing at being forlorn when they lose. It’s just a game now (in the sense of pretend)

This is a rambling rant. To keep their fucking money-making leagues going, they should just toss a coin.

Nominated by Miles Plastic

Greta Thunberg (7)

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Greta Thunberg – once again a publicity-seeking cunt. Cant say it better than the BBC news item:-

‘Greta Thunberg believes she had coronavirus’.

‘Teenage climate activist Greta Thunberg has said it was, “extremely likely” that she fell ill with Coronavirus, but has now recovered.

The 17-year-old said she felt “tired, had shivers, a sore throat and coughed”, after returning from a trip in Europe, so self-isolated for two weeks.

“Everyone feeling ill are told to stay at home and isolate themselves. I have therefore not been tested for Covid-19, but it’s extremely likely that I’ve had it, given the combined symptoms and circumstances,” she wrote on Instagram.

She warned people to stay at home because “our actions can be the difference between life and death” for others’.

Nominated by knobrot

Neil Basu, and “Policing by Consent.”

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Apparently, we will be judged by how this iffy period was policed…

Business as usual for thieving me-do-as-I-likeys, county lines gangs (saw a postcard, “County lines at work, by night…” Don’t shoot til you see the headlights on their Beemers.

Policing by Consent is bizarre; we don’t pay taxes “by consent”; there’s the Tax Office, and the VAT squad, and woe betide… Is being arrested voluntary ??
Police need to ENFORCE the law; particularly vandalism against emergency vehicles (mindless chavsqhum behaviour at any time, but especially now. Also a few reported attacks of food shops; yes, mindless looting will be with us soon…(Italians are threatening it in Italy; given how diluted the Stiff Upper Lip has become over here…)
Luscious WPO: “Are you going to come quietly, Sir ?”
Me: “No, I’ll moan and pant and gasp as loudly as I like. So long as it’s consensual, Vera, and you’re OK with that.”

Neil Basu looks like a womble – a very pointless, indolent cockwomble.

Nominated by HBelindaHubbard

The Cor-moaner Virus

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The Cor-moaner virus (see what I did there?)

I’m off work because I mentioned that I had a sore throat, so my company told me to fuck off for a week. Therefore, I’m gonna get cunting again, and I’ve decided to cunt these twats that are moaning about being told to stay in because of the Chyna virus….Is it really that hard?

I’ve heard loads of cunts over the last few days moaning about the government stopping them from going out. No gym, no pub, no shopping for pointless tat. You’re not being asked to storm the beaches of Normandy, you’re not being asked to conscript in the army, you’re not being asked to give away all your money and move into a fucking yurt…No. You’re being asked to sit at home and do FUCK ALL.

Easy.

I understand how concerning it is to have wages lost (I don’t get sick pay), but the Government have brought in the measures needed to protect people. 80% of wages, rent and mortgage holidays, SSP (for what it’s worth) from Day 1, you can even leave the house for a daily stroll (not me though). Companies are even offering to negotiate with people on bill payment dates.

Yes, it’s bad, but again, you’re not being asked to storm the Normandy beaches, or bayonet charge a German trench. Get a fucking grip, you moaning, soft cunts.

Keep calm and carry on? Na….
Get pissed and do fuck all? Suits me.
England expects….

Nominated by Deploy the Sausage

 

Apologies Deploy, just wanted to chuck this one in:

Idiots abroad.

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I would like to cunt, cunts that in a plague of epic proportions, decide that rather than get a refund or lose out on their holiday money, they think its a good idea to say fuck it im going anyway, i dont just mean cruises, i mean the dumb fucks that go to third world shit holes like Phuket, Peru, India, Africa and many other third world shit holes, stay in flea hostals, and mud huts so they can feel superior for two weeks and then when it all goes tits up and they realise that said country doesn’t give a fuck about them and they are at the end of a very long que for medical help, and air fairs rightly go through the roof as plains are flying with 10 people only, instead of 200 so its only fair these dumb cunts split the bill.
At that point when these stupid fucks start banging on about Boris not doing enough to bring these cunts back to the UK, like he hasnt got enough going on at the moment. So to these stupid fucks i say you can now say you got to experience the real third world dump and its a shitter that somehow the tax payer is going to pay for your mind boggling ineptitude and if it was my choice you would be there for the next year or until if you live that long….stupid fuckers things are back to normal…

nominated by Fuglyucker

with further input on the subject by our honored member

Dick de Pfeffel Foxchaser-Fiddler

Brits Stranded Abroad.

The Govt. is to spend 75 million on getting these Cunts home. As far as I can see most of them are “Gap-Yar” students too stupid and arrogant to listen to advice earlier, or apparently a large number of “Brits” stuck in Pakistan, a lot of whom,according to a telly report,suffer from “health-issues” that make them a priority.

First off…. Fuck the students. Let the Cunts hole up in one of the “schools” that they are always meant to be building in some Um’Bongo’s village. I’m sure that the charidees that arrange it all will have plenty in the coffers to help Wupert and Henrietta after all the valuable work that they have done…if not,well at least M’tembe’ll get a good feed when his tribe chuck the chinless wonders in the cooking pot.

More upsetting are the Pakistani “home-seekers”….many vulnerable and old…..What a fucking nerve!…I bet some of them are more likely Spongers who’ll have just been to Britain to attend an arranged marriage, sign up for benefits,drop litters of inbreds and criminals at vast cost to the NHS,perform a bit of FGM,refuse to learn a word of English before flying back to Pakistan (on the taxpayer’s Pound) to arrange more domestic slaves and underage brides for their grasping families back in Blighty.

Rather than spending millions on getting them back we should just take the chance to tell them to Fuck Off and save the Country millions in benefits,healthcare costs and prison accommodation.