Another timely cunting for uber-celebrity-cunt Jamie fucking Oliver, mockney wanker and hypocrite rolled into one.
The fat tongues mong, arch remained and exponent of “Reffoooojeeeeezz Welcome” is now upping security in his Essex home to protect his family from….. yep, you guessed it, the Reffoooojeeeeezz in a nearby Reffoooojeeeeezz reception area.
This is the cunt who lectures us on “being kind” and how nasty British workers are, presumably because they get the measure of the smug cunt once they try working for him.
Here is the link from the Daily Express.
Not only is Oliver a cunt for his utter hypocrisy, but also for the fucking SUGAR TAX that has poisoned virtually every fucking soft drink with disgusting foul-tasting toxic fucking sweeteners, this is the man who peddles flavour amidst lashings of sugar, carbohydrates and fat, whilst the fucking “sweeteners” in the damned drinks blunt and distort our sense of taste.
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury: Jamie Oliver is guilty of being a virtue-signalling, smug, EU-fellating and singularly annoying cunt. All he needs now is a palestine flag and an Arafat gen’o’cide tea towel around his neck to complete the set.
I am pushing for the maximum penalty of being buried up to the neck on the sewage enriched Thames outflow at low tide.
An utter cunt, and a celebrity-cunt-in-chef deserving of a rich dose of karma, to boot.
I rest my case.
I need to have a lie down in a darkened room. The very thought, let alone the sight of that fat-tongued wanker gives me a headache.
Nominated by Sheikh_Anvakh.
Has he claimed some tenuous connection to the Kray brothers yet? Maybe his old man, Trevor ‘the tongue’ Oliver was their driver.
My coolie hat is brilliant in this warm weather.
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A Tilly hat in my case, the thatch is thinning a bit on my bonce at the moment. May I suggest a new name for Jamie? The word is mongtard. I leave it to your collective imaginations to work out.
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Jim Shelley sums him up : ‘The poor soul doesn’t realise that tearing up mozzarella with his fingers rather than a perfectly fine knife or fork doesn’t actually make it more “fun” or “simple” or “real” at all – it just makes him look like a semi-trained primate, albeit one who can ride a vespa and likes horrible indie music.’
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yeah.
What he considers fun is highly questionable..
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The only cook who I admired was the late great Keith Floyd,simple recipes to cooked while pissed,first on the ingredient list was always a bottle of wine,then put the stranglers on loud and then cook a no fancy recipes just bung it in,much better tv than cockney wankers and even Ramsey sold out,
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Agree wholeheartedly Keith Floyd was the man, pissed most of the time, interesting, had something about him. My favourite sleb back when you could walk at night pissed and you usually got home, spent some time engulfed in a large Beech hedge once. The beer scooter never failed.
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Hickory’s smokehouse is my favourite restaurant.
the slow cooked Texas brisket is the best meat I’ve ever had.
Jamie’s Essex phlegm burger doesn’t compare.
Those smokers the yanks use are great.
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They don’t look too expensive…won’t Mrs M let you have one for the garden or would you be using it in the middle of February?
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Funnily LL I was just looking at the price of them.
pretty reasonable.
Think you have to have the right wood pellets , seasonings an rubs, and cook it slowly.
24 hrs,48hrs etc.
Saw a yank TV show , Homestead Rescue, where they made one from a old whiskey barrel.
they made jerky that all the locals went mad for,
little side business.
must of been tasty?
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Would it fit a human torso, MNC?
If you *had* to eat a darkıe, would you eat a pakı, nıgģer or a tiddlywink?
Or an Eskimo? They’d probably be healthiest…all that whale blubber they eat.
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Don’t think I’d eat any foreign muck Thomas,
I’d probably eat Ellie symonds.
shed fit OK in a smoker,
use a honey glaze on her little lines and a bourbon seasoning.
Apple in the gob.
24hrs later the meat would be falling off the bone.👍
I’d use her overlapped slightly misshapen skull as a hood ornament on the bonnet of my van.
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Bbq đwárf fanny lips do indeed sound delicious as a replacement for a taco filling.
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Oh wow, long (short) pig has made it to ISAC.
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Nigella Lawson is the only TV Chef I could watch. Besides going shopping and giving me the horn, her diction is perfect with the odd innuendo thrown in and coming down stairs for a bit of the other in the middle of the night is perfect.
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She’s a bit too fake for me, Sammy.
I appreciate the cleavage and her breathy pronunciation of words like ‘unctuous’, but I fear it’s all a sham.
I reckon she’s been a dried up, post menopausal hag for years now.
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Each time I listen to I’m Sorry I Haven’t a Clue, I always associate Samantha looking like Nigella.
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https://youtu.be/4KrUxLBHVu8?is=l_UPhQz9E2eGkVL1
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More savagery, courtesy of our blessed cultural enrichment.
Dear oh dear.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c8e2njxnn7jo
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Every cloud and all that, FMC…4 less wolligogs in the country and 3 less in the world.
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Absolutely, Thomas.
I just wish they’d stick to doing that kind of thing back in Umbongo land rather than here, where they shouldn’t have been allowed in the first place.
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A righteous cunting, sir.
He`s the kind of TV cook who would question your asking for salt, vinegar and ketchup after ordering Lobster Thermidor in one of his eateries.
I have to eat the cunt, not you, you classless twat.
Oh, and bring me a side of fries as well, please.
🍟🦞
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Remember when wic Reeves upset Gordon ramsey by asking for ketchup?!
hehehe😄
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Got it wrong,
he asked for 2 fried eggs.
https://youtu.be/5H9T3h3iCTc?is=ePw3Afw4Rho45-dR
Gordon should of thrown boiling oil in his face.
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The state of him, dyed hair cunt.
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Nigella sucked my dick once at an exclusive West End club. I gave her a pearl necklace all over her big tits and face. Was gonna do her in the arse as I was on viagara… but then woke up and ate my smashed avocado, smoked salmon and scrambled egg on toast… then woke up properly and ate me Weetabix. And had a tug.
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Afternoon V B…y’know, there’s a 25 year age gap between myself and the woman I’m enthusiastically shagging.
My mates take the piss, but I think she definitely looks younger than 79.
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Sounds like a blindfold and LSD job, Thomas. For you, not her. I cherish those occasions 🙂
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I went instantly from envy to hilarity whilst reading that Thomas, sprayed my beer everywhere 😂
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A mate of mine once said to me….
‘Norm, I need your advice mate…’
When Nigella Lawson licks jam off her fingers, I get a raging knob on. But, when my Mrs does the same thing, I want to throw up What do you think Norman?.’
‘Well’ I responded, ‘I’ve seen Nigella, and I’ve seen your Mrs.’
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🤣
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Typical Beeb Shite. ‘Are Argentina being treated favourably at the World Cup?’
Who cares if they are treated like shite? Not me. It’ll give the cunts a gilimmer of how Bobby Robson (RIP) felt, when he was robbed in 1986 by that coke snorting slut screwing pill popping ball punching fat jwarf. Fuck them. Fuck ’em all.
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Sorry O/T, but I have to share this.
We’ve got a lovage plant in the garden and for the last hour it’s been covered in red flies, each a few millimetres long. I’ve never seen them before so I can’t identify them.
Anyway, the whole lot of them are fucking each other senseless like there’s no tomorrow. Some are pushing the thrusters off and climbing on themselves. Others are three high, so presumably that’s anal on top of pussy, or vice versa. We’ve got a fucking great penis fly trap right outside our back door.
Never seen anything like it before. I’m going out again to see if I can spot any oral.
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Do a Google image search, I’d love to know what they are, GT.
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Cardinal beetles
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lovebugs.
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Small red flies or “little red bugs” seen on or around lovage plants are most frequently fruit flies (often called vinegar flies) or aphids, which are common in UK gardens and surrounding herbs.Common Pests & IdentificationFruit Flies: Tiny flies (approx. 2.5–4mm) with distinct red eyes. They do not directly harm living plants but are drawn to the sweet, celery-like fragrance of fermenting lovage sap, overripe decomposing leaves, or nearby fruit trees.Aphids (especially Celery Aphids): Small waxy insects that cluster under leaves or on stems. Some species or wingless forms can appear reddish or tiny green/grey, and their sticky secretions (honeydew) can indirectly attract flies.
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There you go, GT.
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‘Fruit’ flies eh, JP?!
So there’s definitely some that ride sidesaddle.
D’you reckon there’s one that looks like Alan Carr?
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Reminds me of that Groucho Marx gag, ‘Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana’.
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ladyboybirds, fruity flies or
duckybirds.
in 1976 during the long hot summer they’d pray on people like Larry Grayson, Frankie Howard and John inman
They aren’t native to the British Isles.
Freddie Mercury brought them with him from Zanzibar,
infested in a feather boa he was wearing.
Blow pipe tobacco smoke on them or diesel Geordie.
oh and give them some privacy.
voyeur.
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Maybe Geordie Twatt’s enjoying having a pervy look at the insect orgy, MNC.
Cock in one hand, unnecessarily large Sherlock Holmesesque magnifying glass in the other.
Then he accidentally shoots his load over the flies, drowning them all in one fell swoop.
A winged insect version of ‘dogging’.
Maybe call it ‘flying’.
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your thinking of rubbing lovage leafs on your tallywhacker and lying down in the garden aren’t you Thomas?
baiting the little red fuckers to hold a love in on your bellend.
didnt work.🤨
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It did work MNC.
I took a pic for you:
https://share.google/AdqLEfqpdFXerU1VL
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Captioned ‘Green flies on Dick Cock’.
Fiddler still sending you those unsolicited cock shots from the Towers, Cunt Engine?
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He’s transitioning into Veronica Fiddler currently, LL.
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Found it – it’s the common red soldier beetle, or raggy arsed vulva in Latin:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rhagonycha_fulva
They’re all still at it, the dirty feckers. No oral, but I’ve seen spooning and cowgirl.
They’ve turned the garden into a dogging site.
I’m going to charge the neighbours a fiver each for a bit look.
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I’ve just noticed on the wikipedia post that’s also known as the hogweed bonking beetle. I’d go along with that.
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Fuck all to do with the Mockey sheff cunt,
But quite amusing..
https://youtube.com/shorts/z3ap6L86eNQ?is=iACuiCCZOPhpLUM2
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OT from the WC…
Great to see Leisure Suit Larry and his shit team handed their arses by Belgium. Tthe less success America have the better it is for football in general, they give absolutely nothing to the game🚮
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Just in….
Justin Bieber joins Madonna, Shakira and BTS for FIFA World Cup final half-time show
Ah, the usual LBGTQ American has been fodder then….🙄
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