Another timely cunting for uber-celebrity-cunt Jamie fucking Oliver, mockney wanker and hypocrite rolled into one.
The fat tongues mong, arch remained and exponent of “Reffoooojeeeeezz Welcome” is now upping security in his Essex home to protect his family from….. yep, you guessed it, the Reffoooojeeeeezz in a nearby Reffoooojeeeeezz reception area.
This is the cunt who lectures us on “being kind” and how nasty British workers are, presumably because they get the measure of the smug cunt once they try working for him.
Here is the link from the Daily Express.
Not only is Oliver a cunt for his utter hypocrisy, but also for the fucking SUGAR TAX that has poisoned virtually every fucking soft drink with disgusting foul-tasting toxic fucking sweeteners, this is the man who peddles flavour amidst lashings of sugar, carbohydrates and fat, whilst the fucking “sweeteners” in the damned drinks blunt and distort our sense of taste.
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury: Jamie Oliver is guilty of being a virtue-signalling, smug, EU-fellating and singularly annoying cunt. All he needs now is a palestine flag and an Arafat gen’o’cide tea towel around his neck to complete the set.
I am pushing for the maximum penalty of being buried up to the neck on the sewage enriched Thames outflow at low tide.
An utter cunt, and a celebrity-cunt-in-chef deserving of a rich dose of karma, to boot.
I rest my case.
I need to have a lie down in a darkened room. The very thought, let alone the sight of that fat-tongued wanker gives me a headache.
Nominated by Sheikh_Anvakh.
He got turkey twizlers taken off school menus.
I am reliably informed by a work colleague that turkey twizlers at Friday lunchtime was all he had to look forward to and the fat tongued cockney twat got them taken away.
There is a whole generation of very angry people out there that to see him come to serious harm.
If the illegals don’t get him first.
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Modern Britain seems to have no long term plan but relies on undereducated, non elected, ill informed non entities – Oliver, Rashford etc deciding what path the country takes.
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Responsible and capable leadership has been abandoned in favour of ‘influencers’, aka insanely vain, vacuous, self-important, scared to death of real work and thick as pig shit ‘influencers’.
Garotte the fucking lot.
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* or even garrote the cunts. While I’m at it I’d dish out a bit of bastinado too.
I always fancied her when she was in The Champions.
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wotcha,
plenty of gozz in the wocket salad,
an cough a big greeny in the pasta.
smashed it.
pucker.
season wiv spittle an finish wiv a hint of drool.
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I can’t stand the name Jamie. The cunt who cooks was officially christened James. The smarmy name must’ve been changed by himself. Thus, reassuring he’s a cunt unto yours truly. Cunt !
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The cunt carragher also changed his name for the sickly one.
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Just remember this Sammy, Jamie, just like your name is also a wimmin’z name, so don’t do anything I wouldn’t! He may have changed it for this reason so only time will tell. Cunt’s like Eddie Izzard come to mind here.
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I reckon you’re right, Sammy.
Same as that fat ugly cunt Vardy/Lardy, once described on these revered pages as ‘anvil faced’.
Re-fucking-bekah my arse.
A pound to a pinch of anything cooked by the fat lisping twat Oliver that her birth certificate reads ‘Rebecca’.
Thinking about it, his surname might not really be Oliver. He may have hijacked it believing that it would compel diners to ask for more in his overpriced cafés.
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Quite right lsabel End. There are more of these poofed up Jim’s.
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As far as I’m concerned, Jamie is the female equivalent of James. Oliver, like a lot of these so-called personalities, needs to remember he doesn’t live in the real world & as in this case, when reality bites, all the fucking wokey bullshit that they preach to us mere mortals goes out of the window.
Welcome to the smell of shit, Jamie, you cunt.
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The whale-tongued wanker has more than enough space to accommodate several “refoogees” at his Essex mansion.
He could even let some of the hursuit monkeys have a little go on “Jools” for some ciggie cash.
Plutonium grade dickhead.
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you’d think Jamie would be thrilled to have illegal immigrants as neighbours?
iqbal from Afghanistan marrying Jamie’s youngest poppyseed,
bet he could give Jamie some recipes for authentic sheepskin eyeball stew?
and Jamie’s son Riverrocket could learn to stem a dagger wound with his designer jumper.
This is very disappointing.
A racist bleeding cook.
disgraceful.
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The two friendly ones Azif & Mahmood have already been through his three daughters, on the local playing field.
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Find it sad that once again a lover of poor benighted dinghy rats turns out to not appreciate their cultural gifts when they become neighbours. Happening in Bicester too, greens no less with a big anti migrant petition. Oliver you are a complete and utter cunt. Down to you and the sugar tax that lucozade now tastes like diluted battery acid. Oliver please ride your cunting scooter off a fucking big cliff. Your kids must hate you for those fucktard names.
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The number one priority for the next Government must be to declare a State of Emergency, identify all ‘refugees welcome’ idiots from their social media posts of the last 5 years, and requisition their properties to house illegal immigrants.
Then take control of the Glastonbury site with its excellent security and capacity of 200,000, and turn it into a concentration camp to house said immigrant lovers.
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Agreed: and, once they’re all locked, in subject them every day to full volume recordings of the perennial arsehole St. Bob Geldof.
If they must be fed, it should be only with the slops and leftovers from Oliver’s cafés.
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Rock on Geordie …
Oh – if only, if only, if only !!
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Actually I have a lot to thank James Oliver for.
Some years ago in a mindless act of boredom I typed ‘Jamie Oliver is a cunt’ on my keyboard.
And guess what site popped up.
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cunts corner?
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No, Gordon Ramsay’s blog.
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Yelp reviews?
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That’s how we all got here Geordie. I’m sure the site is read regularly by many more than those who actually post comments. Occasionally a post appears from a name I’ve not seen before but it’s clear the person posting is up to date with discussions on the site and its procedures.
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I did that with Owen Jones, I haven’t heard from that little cunt for a bit, has he bummed himself to death? We can only hope.
Good Morning
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I did that too Geordie !!! But mine was Tony Blair is a Cunt.
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I’ve never tried one of Jamie’s recipes.
not because I think he’s a absolute cunt,
but because it’s foreign shite mainly.
And because he’s unhygienic.
i get the feeling he itches his little knackers in the hot kitchen and doesn’t wash his hands.
if forced to go one of his overpriced restaurants I’d loudly shout
” hey!! there’s a pube in my soup!”
an there would be
because I’d drop it in there to get out of paying £45 for fuckin soup that I can get for free at the homeless hostel with a round of bread and butter.
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I like his recipes, they actually work at least the ones in his 5 ingredients book. The thing is he doesn’t actually do it himself he gets his Italian mate, whose name I can’t remember, to do it all for him and then, no doubt, Jamie gives him a brown envelope as being Italian he would only want cash.
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I bet he wouldn’t be averse to employing illegals in his newly revived Italian restaurants if he could.
He could pay less than minimum wage and avoid paying redundancy money when the inevitable happens by pretending he’s never seen them before in his life.
So long as they don’t live anywhere near him.
Pukka!
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Talking of celeb chef shithouses. I see uber cunt Gordon ‘I used to play for Rangers’ Ramsey is advertising Uber Eats.
After years of extolling the virtues of cooking to the little people, he’s now telling everyone not to bother and get a takeaway delivered instead.
What a sellout.
What a cunt.
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i prefer Gordon to Jamie.
Gordon is a good swearer,
and looks like a teenage popeye.
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Take a look at this video, ‘gordon ramsay swearing’ https://share.google/kupJSVZ7YP80Se7yh
Gordon teaching yanks to cook
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Idiot sandwich 🥪
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Is harry kane a relation? 👅..just asking 😩…ith cuming wome 🏴
Gweat gool arry av a pukka pie on mwee…cheers jammy illth shware it wiv heer tucshel 🇩🇪
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Well, they are both from Essex, Gerald, so there’s a bloody good chance.
It’s basically Norfolk, but more urbanised.
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Regardless of this so called nonentity food fucker upper, what is the reason behind these migrant camps. Are they prisoners, or are they allowed to go as they please. What is the logic behind this fucking stupid idea ?
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They’ll be free to come and go as they please, apparently.
It’s all a smokescreen to hide the true costs from the public.
Contracts with hoteliers costing millions per day can be viewed by everyone, but once they are on MoD land, everything can be hidden by the excuse of security.
The problem being, is that once you move shit to the countryside, you encounter the rich and possibly famous, and they don’t fucking like it.
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Yes come and go as they please just ring camp if you’re going to be really late. The security is to protect them.
So loads of fuckwits hanging around the local area causing mayhem, raping kids, groping women, stealing ad infinitum.
Cheaper than paying for some property owners luxury yacht.
There was going to be a camp at RAF Scampton, in fact the governments contractors were installing the temporary buildings, the locals managed to halt that, bloody miracle that was, when you consider how many have come over in this good weather our leaders are likely going to have to use the South Downs national park to fit all the tents and temporary buildings. One in one out get to fuck twat
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I looked up Jim who fucks up food, who doesn’t have awards and the sweary one who wins awards for food. Naturally you go for the latter and the other who is troubled by migrants, let them eat his shit. Why doesn’t he put poison in his shitty food and kill two birds.
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Jamie fucking Oliver used to be my top cunt until he was surpassed by Owen ‘tougher than I look’ Jones.
Jamie Oliver restaurant chain was a fucking disaster and I am pleased to see the woke cunt is getting a bit of karma with the invading channel cunts living next door, oh wouldn’t it be a headline if Petal Blossom had her petals picked by an Afghan goat shagger 😂
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Jamie has always been good with other peoples money
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Indeed.
He says that he hopes to avoid the mistakes he made with his previous restaurant venture.
Too fucking right he will.
The biggest mistake he made first time was putting his own money into it.
I’d imagine he’s using someone else’s cash with this venture.
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Digressing for a moment. I was glad Djokovic finally got rid of that black nasty piece of work.
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Do you mean that Canadian chap Sammy?
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Yes, that’s the one I think, Encrusted Stocking.
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OT, but I see Cooper has been on TV accusing Farage of pulling a stunt, which is probably correct, but let’s not kid ourselves Pixie, your cunt of a party pulled a magnificent stunt to foist Our Father Who Art A Scouser on the people.
Not only was it a political stunt, it was undemocratic, which is about standard for the Labour Party. So button your fucking lip.
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The Westminster circus is tediously boring, it only has clowns.
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I admit I had to think for a moment there Gussy. In my circle she’s always referred to as Mrs Balls. Seeing him go down gave me as much pleasure as when a former boss bodged his own suicide and took half an hour to expire.
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Sorry Arfur, but to paraphrase Bill Shakespeare, a Labourite cunt by any other name, still stinks of shit…
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Go to any supermarket, the regular drinks shelves are depleted but the zero sugar drinks shelves are more or less full. Not many people want the shit.
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This is all part of the pattern these days Major where people are pressured to accept something inferior in order to achieve some nebulous “greater good.” Remove sugar and salt. The food now tastes awful but it’s good for you. Get rid of brown shelled eggs in favour of white ones. The taste and consistency are inferior but it’s somehow good for the planet. Best of all, the electric motor car. The list of downsides would rival War and Peace. As a spin off take a driving test in an automatic and get a restricted licence which doesn’t allow you to drive most of the vehicles on the road.
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It’s the inversion of society Arfur, good is bad and bad is good. As for EV’s, my job is connected to the insurance repair industry, any damage anywhere near the battery cell and they go total loss. Standing in a puddle in the rain and dark strapping down a badly damaged BYD onto the truck is not pleasant experience.
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Hull loss for a dent near the battery Major? No wonder the insurance is sky-high.
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Indeed Arfur and worthless after seven years, if they make it that far.
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The problem is, most of the regular drinks have been desugared too, some of the sugar replaced with assorted sweetners and are now hoachin compared to before the fat lipped clowns sugar tax idea.
Even lucozade did not escape.
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Indeed Cunty, regular Coke seems to be among the few that have escaped the poisoning.
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He`s a right pukka tuck fucker.
Although I must say, I relish a juicy tongue sandwich on occasion.
😜
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It seems that glass eyed redknapp who speaks with the “fink an fort it” accent, was given the poofs name from his father, who also talk like an illiterate child in an old cunts body.
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Wògs next door to Chez Oliver.?
Should bring a whole new meaning to “spit roast” with a bit of luck.
Bird’s-eye offal Oven.
Good morning.
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Darkles have massive shelved arses. Is that due to eating the wrong food, or just the way they want to portray themselves ?
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Darkie female fat gene Sammy, most of them have it. Worse are attractive white girls who deliberately fat their arses up because they think it’s twerking sexy.
It’s not.
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I laugh, Major, when the operation goes wrong and one enormous arse cheek explodes.
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Drop the whale tongued mong into a vat of acid
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I can’t believe that the cunt is only 51.
He seems to have been around forever and jumped on every single bandwagon in that time.
The thing that I find amazing about him is that he has made so much money out of his programmes and books when nobody actually likes him.
I have never heard a good word spoken about the fucker.
He is not entertaining and his stolen recipes are not inspiring.
I think that after jumping on the air fryer bandwagon and making a series of programmes about how to use them, he did another series about eating well for a fiver.
So how does he justify the prices charged in his restaurants, which incidentally, he never personally cooks in?
What often passes for a recipe from him is a boring salad.
He seems to think that he has invented the technique of thinly slicing salad ingredients with a potato peeler.
He is totally up himself.
Hiring the A Team of security.
Cunt.
He will already have a gate that can be locked and probably an alarm system.
Why would he need anything else?
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And he probably thinks that he is progressive with having his sugar tax implemented.
Any government will delightfully adopt any new tax suggested to them.
They are just a little upset that they didn’t think of it first.
Suger is not the cause of kids getting fat.
Doing fuck all is the reason.
It will soon be the school summer holidays.
In this weather we would have been out from sun up to sun down, running in the park.
We would throw stones at the local pedophile and get chased by the ‘parky’.
We would play until we couldn’t play any more, then we would go and find the drinking water fountain, fuel up and go and play some more.
When we got home we would eat whatever was put in front of us, all long as it wasn’t a fucking salad.
Sleep, get up early and repeat.
No fat kids in those days Jamie.
You cunt.
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i don’t remember my mam ever serving us salad growing up?
or any of my mates saying they had salad for their tea?
After a 12 hour shift in a hot as fuck rubber factory my dad would of gone ape shit!!!
” what the fucks this shite?” 😃
My granny put out a bowl of salad at family gatherings but wasn’t really touched , more interested in the sliced roast beef or ham.
don’t get me wrong in this weather ill eat it with tuna or something,
but let’s be honest.
salad is fuckin rubbish.
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I read an article MNC that claimed that a Mediterranean diet would help everyone lose weight.
The article said that when we go to a restaurant we will invariably order a salad for starters and then we would not feel the need to eat a big main course.
Bollocks.
We do not always order a salad starter and even if we did, we would not put up with being served a small main course.
So if we order a salad, we would eat it (or rather eat as much as we can, as they are always huge).
We would then eat a normal size main course.
Most people follow that up with something sweet and with chocolate.
Getting fat is more about lifestyle than what you eat.
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I read the same thing Artie.
And in all fairness a diet rich in fresh tomatoes and olive oil is bound to be good for you,
if you live in a cold climate say Alaska or siberia you need a diet rich in fat to stay healthy.
Eskimos eat whale blubber and seal fat to stay healthy.
they don’t know what a tomato is.
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Agreed.
Curry is no good for you in an English climate and roast dinners are no good for you in an Indian climate.
But people usually stick with what they know and what they are used to.
The English here will know where they can get a full breakfast, what bars have Friday curry nights and where they serve a full Sunday roast.
All these places will have beer on tap all day long.
To stay healthy you have to change your habits.
Salads are not a standard before every meal for anyone, but we will occasionally have one as Spanish restaurants do not usually serve vegetables with a main course.
You would be lucky to get a few padrones with a dinner and as I can’t eat potatoes I have to get my ‘greens’ somehow.
But that isn’t normal.
Fish, good quality olive oil, garlic and olives.
All good stuff.
Just like England, salads are more popular in the summer when you just don’t feel like eating anything heavy.
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I went a quarter century without weighing myself, .. from the late 90’s (floor scales where I worked) to about 2 years ago (a scales in the bathroom in a place I was a visitor).
Same weight. I guess self restraint and dignity being pushed on folk isn’t as popular(i.e. moneyspinning) as t.v. shows and recipe books about ‘miracle diets’ etc.
As (a coked-up) Brian Griffen said to Meg at the dinner table when she asked him for advice re:how he kept his weight down …
‘PUT DOWN THE FORK’ ..
Big belly, fat cunts? .. *Zero* sympathy here… (how the fuck do they take a bath or shower and still carry on pigging-out the next day?) …
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I like fruit though.
i eat bananas, apples, strawberries,
even watermelon.
I’m very adventurous.
and I’m drinking iced pure orange juice right now.
if a delegation of village elders from the Congo came here I could happily cater for them.
” More melon chief?”
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@mnc….tut tut you should be drinking um bongo in this weather…wiv da totally tropical taste 🍍…yo dig 🪘
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Maybe the illegal savages will pop him in a pot and eat him. I wonder if he can do 15 mins meal show from the pot?
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I imagine his missus, jools comes in handy.. sniffing out a Sunday roast on a Tuesday..
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Incidentally ; saw a good saying about fat cunts recently … … ‘a man so fat, that the prostitute said accessing his penis was like trying to find a remote control that was lost somewhere between the sofa cushions’ ….
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i feel sorry for his missus.
Julie.
Jamie all hyper after watching Guy Ritchie films,
feeling giddy.
“owlright babe?”
trying to lift her skirt up,
his 12 kilo tongue trying to probe her,
drooling like a st Bernard.
christ.😪
his podgy fingers stinging from the chili sauce as he parts her oyster,
his Stilton smelling winky eager to shoot his mayo on her fish burger.
No wonder she looks like a inmate of Tenko
I’d be like a skellington too if I lived with that twat.
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He still can’t spell dyslexia, not without relying on modern spell check. What an illiterate cunt!
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In a previous job, I had to handle some documents this bell end had signed. I bet there was more spittle and gob on the paper than on Bukkake Wives 14.
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A very obvious example of:
Not.
In.
My.
Back.
Yard.
TWAT….!
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