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The United Nations (3)

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A cunting for the United Nations, who today (25th March), were given airtime to espouse their need for an “extra 2 Billion”, to help them fight the “Virus”.

The UN is a Khun Cake talking shop, living very nicely off the subscriptions of its membership. Has the UN ever achieved anything worthwhile in its history? Nah! It’s achieved fuck all, apart from line the pockets of its Khun Cake Club!

Asking for another shovel of dosh when the whole world is in meltdown, simply shows these fuckers up for what they truly are – greedy, shit-stained, foreign fuckers!

Nominated by Asimplearsehole

Tony Blair (18)

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ANTHONY BLAIR:

A limp-wristed-Qweer-Charmer-Is-My-Hero cunting please, for the former Prime Minister and Britain’s favourite ballerina, A. Blair, who like that other demented old has-been David Beckham, just can’t leave the stage.

This time the effete elder statesman is giving Boris his ‘advice’ on Covid 19 – that testing is the “only way out” of the lockdown:

https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/1262011/tony-blair-news-boris-johnson-latest-coronavirus-news-uk-lockdown-covid-19-cases-numbers

Of course, you can see why the prancing old queen has come mincing out of the woodwork. His little crush, Starmer, is likely to assume the leadership of his tottering party this week, and if Blair can vouchsafe advice to the current Prime minister, he will have no qualms doing it for this Blairite mini-me.

If Blair wants to give out advice, his best bet would be to become an agony aunt for a poofters magazine, giving advice on anything from medical problems like arse grapes to relationship advice (survivor of an abusive marriage to wee Gordon) and his specialist subject – makeup advice for elderly queens.

The biggest cunt in Britain stopped being PM 13 years ago. Now he just needs to shut the fuck up.

Nominated by W. C. Boggs

The Ostrich Position

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I was in Australia in January (no, I did not bring that virus back with me). The amount of Chinese and Asian types far outnumber the White people in the cities.

The Chinese are buying up all the properties and prices are through the roof, no pun intended. Open cast coal mining is being paid for and bought by the Chinese. The detriment to their environment is secondary to having jobs, the Government says. All that, whilst fires ravaged the country. Some shops have the signage written in Chinese characters only, and that’s not just in Chinatown. Its clear the Chinese are taking over and will own Australia. When I spoke about this to my friends in Oz, they went rather quiet and changed the subject. Not one defended it though.

Most of the Chinese were wearing face masks. This was before the virus was big time news. The fuckers knew before we did.

Back here in Blighty, we are letting the Chinese run 5g through the land; think about how they can shut ofF/fuck up the internet. They are saying they can finance and build HS2 quicker and cheaper. And when it comes time to pay them and we can’t, they will just fucking own it then, as they are doing in Africa.

Whilst we bury our heads in the sand, the money the Government is throwing at the virus will be paid for by higher taxes, more poverty and future generations. The response is to shut the fuck of most things down and hope it all goes away.

My response? Am off to get pissed me. Stay safe, Cunters.

Nominated by the cunt of montybisto.

Breaking News

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Prime Minister Boris Johnson has been admitted to hospital for tests, 10 days after testing positive for chinky flu, Downing Street has said.

He was taken to a London hospital on Sunday evening with “persistent symptoms” – including a temperature.

It is said to be a “precautionary step” taken on the advice of his doctor.

The prime minister remains in charge of the government, but the foreign secretary is expected to chair a coronavirus meeting on Monday morning.

Mr Johnson is expected to stay overnight and is having what have been described as “routine tests”, according to BBC Political Editor Laura Kuenssberg.

In a statement, a Downing Street spokeswoman said: “On the advice of his doctor, the prime minister has tonight been admitted to hospital for tests.

“This is a precautionary step, as the prime minister continues to have persistent symptoms of coronavirus 10 days after testing positive for the virus.”

In other news Scotland’s Chief medical officer Dr Catherine Calderwood has resigned from her post over her “Do as I say not as I do!” stance over the NHS guidelines ( wee Jimmy Crankie is heart broken)

Have a good evening and stay safe

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cunt since 1066 is first in on this one so.

Catherine Calderwood

Who you ask? This pure cunt was Scotland’s Chief Medical Officer. Ten days ago she gave out the grave and serious advice that nobody, I repeat nobody, should make any unnecessary journeys. She said to the people of Scotland, in not so many words, ‘do not leave your house, your bothy, or your shitty Glasgow scheme to get even a can of Irn Bru or deep fried Mars Bar. We are all in this together’. Meanwhile, while the rest of the Jocks are following her words to the letter and genuinely putting up with lockdown hardship, Mrs Calderwood has travelled not once but twice to her second home in Fife.

Wee Jimmy Crankie has even tried to defend her saying she has important work to do, but Calderwood has since resigned. As always it’s one rule for you lot and another set of much nicer rules for us. Catherine Calderwood, what a complete cunt. I hope the locals in Fife burn down her second, I will say it again, second home..