Fuck McAfee. Tbh, fuck any of these cunts that you use because, every 5 or 6 days they’ll give you a message and you’ll click yes and, all of a sudden, Yahoo will be your search engine. Now I know that Google search is basically a massive global cunt, but it’s the best cunt there is.

McAfee keeps my laptop safe but insists on partnering (when the fuck did that become a word) with Yahoo which has been a pile of shite for the last decade. Never forget that when Yahoo was the browser of choice back in the 90s, they used Google as their analytical engine. How times have fucking changed.

Also let’s not forget John McAfee has an element of dodge about him. That said, his company is better than most. It’s not like shopping in Debenhams (Phillip Green) or M&S (they’re both owned by cunts).

https://www.foxnews.com/tech/john-mcafee-released-after-detained-dominican-republic

Fuck it. I’m pissed. Someone above is a cunt.

Nominated by Dark key cunt

A quick cunting for one of the most nauseating and twee adverts ive seen in a while; Hyundai’s This Is Us.

It’s the sort of drippy crap preying on the modern snowflake mentality; asuming we’re all weak, fragile and scared during this extended Easter holiday. Speak for yourselves, marketing bods, although i somehow doubt they’re capable of fear and fragiity given the cocaine habits and general sociopathy.

I get the feeling those who will find this uplifting are a bit soft and perhaps need it. Perhaps they’re Ed Sheeran enthusiasts, or vegans and have special pronouns. Perhaps they’re suffering eco-anxiety or one of the under 25s finding this all ‘extremely difficult’ and about to mentally fold like a deck chair under the female members of the shadow cabinet.

I can only offer this advice; in the words of Karen Carpenter ‘we’ve only just begun’, now toughen up and find a hobby. Your nan had 6 years of this.

Nominated by Cuntamus Prime

Meanwhile in the reel world Hyundai continues as a world leading arms manufacturer, you do not see that on the TV do you?

http://en.hyundai-wia.com/business/defense_business.asp

Maybe it’s because I’m getting a bit crotchety because of the lockdown, but I’m getting a bit pissed off with the relentless barrage of dross, profiteering, eulogosing, and tasteless advertising and lack of any proper news other than this virus site.

Anyway, there’s a list of things that, quite frankly, I don’t give a flying fuck about :

Dead people : Very sad and I feel for their families, but they weren’t all perfect and, frankly, some of them were right cunts. In any case, there’s more of them every time the news comes on, and it simply isn’t news.

Supermarkets : Sick and tired of being told how they’re doing oh so much to keep us safe and well fed when what they’re actually doing is hiking their prices and making money.

Sport : It’s all been cancelled. Thank fuck for that. I’d be grateful if it stayed that way, especially football and the Olympics

Harry and Meghan : Nobody gives a fuck so just shut up and bugger off. Permanently.

Online shopping : Amazon are making a fortune. I waited three weeks for a tin of Hammerite while they keep telling us how wonderful they are. Food shopping? You must be joking. Have you tried getting a slot? Meanwhile they keep telling us how they working really really hard to keep us fed.

We’re all in it together : Like fuck we are. Some people are doing very nicely out of the pandemic. For example Jeff Bezos (Amazon), up $25billion ; MacKenzie Bezos (Amazon), up $8.6billion ; Elon Musk (Tesla and SpaceX), up $5billion : Eric Yuan (Zoom), up $2.58billion ; Steve Ballmer (Microsoft), up $2.2billion

Social distancing : A good idea and I try to adhere to it, which is why it boils my piss when I see holier than you Tesco’s delivery van with two people in it. They only needed one before the virus so what the fuck is going on?

Charity appeals : Not only the endless begging in every ad break but telethons like that Big Night In and that crappy in home concert. It’s cringeworthy shit. And then to make it worse I hear the government pledge to match donations. So I give them fuck all and HMG gives them money from my taxes. Fuck ’em and the horse they rode in on.

Captain Tom : No. Really. I’m sure he’s a great guy but millions from walking round your garden and a real crap record that goes straight to number one? You have got to be joking.

Remainers : FFS we’ve had a referendum and a general election and years of endless crap over Brexit and now the same old tired cunts are trying to use a virus pandemic to extend the transition period.

Holiday companies : I’ve had two holidays fucked up so far and the cunts expect me to accept a credit note when I’m legally entitled to a full refund. And to top it all off, I’m getting bombarded with emails and mail shots trying to get me to book another one.

Testing : Maybe I’m missing something but it takes 3 days to get a result so all the test will tell you it’s if you had it 3 days ago. If you didn’t then you’ve had three da assures to catch so exactly how does this establish if you are safe to return to work?

Isolating on line : So folk like the Beckhans are having a great time isolating on their Cotswold estate. David Geffin is quarantined on his superyatch in the Grenadines. Branson is safe and sound on his private island. The list is endless. Well, good for you. Now shut the fuck up and stop rubbing our noses in it!

I’m sure there’s other stuff – apart from Auto fucking Sergei – pissing me off at the moment too, and I’m sure people reading this will be only to happy to add to the list…

Nominated by Dioclese

Hi a cunting of gargantuan epic proportions is called for another labour supporting councillor who claimed Boris Johnson getting Chinky flu was a publicity stunt, for fucks sake , what is wrong with these arsehole stains? Also the leader of the RMT union held a party to celebrate Boris getting ILL, cunts of the best quality

Nominated by Sidthesexistforeskin

BAME

Black, Asian and minority ethnic. Which translates as skin colour.
What an insult to Brits who happen to have a suntan. It is entirely discriminatory and confers a convenient label. You are not British you are BAME.
South Africa was widely condemned for classifying it’s population by skin colour as was the Southern states of the US. But it seems ok in modern UK to use this term. How fucking woke can it be using a discredited form of discrimination in a multi cultural society?
I suggest it suits the liberal left to use identity labels and invoke victimhood at the expense of British society in general. And it serves to marginalise the majority.

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble

A minority Cunting for having your cake and eating it.

No, it isn’t Brexit it’s BAME!

Looking back over the years linking ethnicity to anything was seen as taboo! the media, the political elite, the left wing wankers and liberal retards all shy away from even hinting at ethnicity when there are bombings, grooming gangs and stabbings.

Now they can’t help themselves, every cunt under the sun is up in arms because BAME are dying disproportionately in relation to their numbers in the community.
Calls are going out to link Covid deaths to ethnicity to find out why.

All sorts of reasons are being muted, socioeconomic, high numbers in the health service, poor general health, in fact anything the collective concerned cunts think of.

Ethnicity seems to be a double edged sword, only use the sharp edge when needed

CUNTS.

Nominated by Sick of it